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The world is filled with famous power couples.

You've got People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive John Legend

and real people's Sexiest Woman Alive Chrissy Teigen.

Then, of course, there's former President and First Lady

Barack and Michelle Obama.

And future President and First Lady

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.

You know he'd win if he ran.

And who could forget Sherman Oaks' very own

Andre and Rainbow Johnson?

With me as Senior VP of Urban Marketing

at a major advertising firm

and Bow as the flyest, most beautiful doctor

since Dr. Quinn,

Dre and B were giving Jay & Bey a run for their money.

Uh-huh.

Oh, right!

Uh-huh.

Right!

Uh-huh!

- Uh-huh. - Hey!

Who put my "Black Panther" mug in the dishwasher?

This is hand-wash-only!

Oh, my God! Thank you so much!

Um, y... No, you have a good day.

- Bye! - Bye!

Bow, this is a collector's item.

You can't get these anymore!

- Dre! - What?

That was Dr. Lester

from the California Board of Medicine!

So?

Ahh!

They want me on the board.

What?

My wife is better than all you suckers' wives!

Hey, hey, man!

What board is your wife on, huh?

She probably in the house making them wack-ass candles!

That's not even what the ocean smell like!

My wife is on the board!

T-That's it! Run!

You'll never catch my wife!

She's so far ahead of you!

When Tom Cruise acts a fool in public for his woman,

it's crazy.

When a Black man does it, it's love.

Whew!

The Garretts thought they were flexin'

when their daughter was on "16 and Pregnant,"

but, Bow, you are the one!

- Me? - You the one!

- Me. - Uh-huh!

Aw, Dre!

No one is a bigger, more aggressive champion than you.

You are the Clipper Darrell of my life.

Let's go, Rainbow!

- Let's go, Rai... - Whoa, whoa! Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.

Mom, does this mean that you own the hospital now?

Or that you only do surgeries on celebrities?

No, no. I just have more responsibility now.

And I get to do great things not just for my hospital,

- but also for the city. - Mm.

And I'm ready for it, you guys.

Because while other children

were doing "Pretty Pretty Princess,"

I was practicing finding veins on my teddy bear.

- Mm-hmm! - Wow!

You sound like a fun kid.

Watch it, Ruby.

I'll start lobbying against Medicare.

Oh, I'm scared.

You know, I am proud of you, mom.

This marks phase two of your life plan,

where you break away from the pack and join the elite.

- Boom! - Which sets us up for phase three...

you and me living "Grey Gardens"-style

in a mansion built upon your legacy!

What the hell is "Grey Gardens"?

Sounds like a strip club that closes at 6:00.

- No. - Y-You know what?

Don't even worry about it, Bow. I got you.

Let's go, Rainbow!

Okay, okay, what do we want for dinner, you guys?

You guys want pizza?

- Pepperoni. Yes. Yes. - Pepperoni. Yes.

Pizza!

Two crazy old ladies who live in a broke-down mansion?

What the hell is wrong with you?

If I believed in therapy...

Mm.

Wow. Dre, board member.

That's... That's impressive.

I mean, Connor and I, we... we've donated dozens of cadavers

to the medical community over the years

and haven't been asked to join

as much as an advisory committee.

Well, don't feel sad, buddy. It doesn't happen for everyone.

You know, maybe one day, you'll be on our level.

Well... not really your level.

More like Bow's level.

Bow's level? What are you talking about?

Dre, come on.

She's a doctor on the board of a prestigious hospital,

and you... well, you sell flavored mayonnaise to shut-ins.

So it's not even a fair fight, Dre.

It's like a sumo wrestler versus a kid with tuberculosis.

Which I have seen live.

The kid won.

They shouldn't have allowed handguns.

You know what? You guys are crazy.

We are equals.

That's what makes us a power couple.

Ohh!

- Power couple! - What?

You're... Y-You're not a power couple.

But it's not a big deal, Dre.

I mean, I'd love to be someone's beta husband.

- Beta husband? - Oh, yeah.

I love it when a woman takes control in the boardroom.

And the bedroom.

Especially in the bedroom because, uh...

whoo, boy.

That whole thing can get real confusing.

Look, Dre, if you can't handle being

Mister-Doctor Rainbow Johnson...

Eh...

...then Charlie Telphy will step in.

I already got vanity plates.

Dre, Charlie's right.

It's time to get out of this relationship.

You've given it the old college try.

You've saddled her with five kids, but she just keeps going.

And now she's eclipsing you.

So, what? Pull the rip cord.

You guys have got this all wrong.

We are a team.

Mm-hmm. A team.

A team like Sonny and Cher.

Or the Queen of England

and that guy that's not the King of England.

I'm not taking advice from three guys with no wives.

What Bow and I have is special.

All right, tonight's feature is "Troll 2."

Just one more, and we'll be through the whole Trollogy.

I hope this one's better than the last one.

Well, they must get better,

or else Hollywood wouldn't have made three of them.

Oh, my God.

What?

No, it's cool. I can clear a path.

Watch.

See that? Right?

Or... maybe we just watch in Diane's room?

Yeah, mine doesn't look like

the inside of Terrence Howard's brain.

You know, I don't really remember

what your room looks like, Diane,

but if it's anything like you,

I bet it's got to be impressive.

Yes, it's my sanctuary.

But don't be thirsty.

Ta-da!

Wow, Diane.

It's so...

Cool? Charming? Cute?

I was going to say Eh."

What's that?

He said, "Eh."

I mean, I was expecting stolen artwork

or a throne made of endangered tiger bones.

This is so... not you.

What?

Did you see how many things

are plugged into this one extension cord?

I did.

Let's just watch it in my room.

Now that I Febrezed it, your eyes won't water.

Ouch.

Truth hurts, sis, but it needed to be said.

Says the guy who had Stone Cold Steve Austin sheets

until he was 16.

Look, your room clearly needs a facelift,

and I wanted to start design work

to enhance my Stevens & Lido portfolio.

Maybe if you could can the sass, we could work together.

Fine.

I'll prepare the mood boards.

Those clowns at Stevens & Lido didn't know anything

about what makes a marriage of equals work.

Fortunately, I didn't have that problem.

Flower delivery for the sexiest member

of the California Board of Medicine.

Ohh, I don't know. I beg to differ.

Have you seen Dr. Feldstein without his glasses?

Oh, boy, if he gets contacts, mm, watch out.

Dre, look what came in the mail.

- What's that? - This is an invitation

to the Board's annual Fundraising Gala,

the biggest event of the year.