The Wrecking Crew

Heads up. Hawaiian Electric gonna be...

Holoholo Ka'a Traffic.

Happy Chinese New Year.

Hard Rock 102.9.

Aloha.

It's Big T Velvet here, live from Waikiki Beach,

getting us started with another uninterrupted block

of the throwbacks that you love. A hui ho...

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Steal my jacket!

Steal my jacket!

What the hell was that?

If that's the best you can do, you might as well go out

and ring that fucking bell right now.

Or I'll ring it for you.

We go again in 30 seconds.

Get your asses back in the pool.

Sir, yes, sir!

Commander Hale.

Come on! Back in the pool!

Commander Hale, you have a phone call.

If it's not my wife, tell 'em to call back.

It's the police, sir.

So it was a hit-and-run?

You can get a copy of the police report and the death certificate by tomorrow.

Sorry for your loss.

- Thanks. - Mm.

Wow.

- Cooking dinner. - Yes, ma'am.

You trying to get in my pants?

Why, hell yeah.

Big dog got to eat.

Is it working?

- We'll see after dinner. - Hey.

What'd I say about running in the house?

Sorry, Dad.

Yes, sir.

Before I forget, Lani has a dentist appointment tomorrow.

So can you get Kai from soccer?

I can.

How was your day?

It was good.

You know, the usual.

Water competency drills with the new cadets.

I really don't know how many are gonna make it, though.

You'll get 'em there. You always do.

Yeah, hope so.

Also, Walter finally managed to get himself killed.

Hit-and-run.

Had to go down to the morgue, I.D. the body.

Wait. Your father died?

Traffic down there is out of control, with all that roadwork.

Took me an extra 45 minutes to get home.

Babe, I'm so sorry.

Do you want to talk about it?

Not really.

Well, did you at least call your brother in Oklahoma?

Jonny doesn't take my calls.

So leave a message.

Damn it.

The tank's empty.

He needs to know his father died.

Well

knowing Jonny, it's a safe bet he's got bigger problems.

Fuck.

Oh, what the fuck?

Hey! Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa. Hey, baby!

Valentina. Baby, what are you doing?

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hi. I'm home.

Uh, you're packing because...

Whoa. Why is everything in the car?

Where are you going? What the hell's going on?

Valentina, please talk to me.

Now he wants to talk.

- We talk all the time. - No, no. I talk.

And talk and talk and talk and talk, but you don't hear me.

Ooh. So weird.

I'm a grown-up, Jonny.

I manage a bank.

And... you're dicking around.

I am a police officer who just had a really shitty day at work.

I'm sorry that I'm late, but I'm still the same guy that you fell in love with.

- You know, I haven't changed. - Yeah, and you never will change.

Oh, fuck.

This is that, uh... this is that boundaries shit, right?

Uh, I'm sorry. Valentina, please look at me.

I am sorry.

I hear you, and I'm listening.

Um, what do you want to talk about?

Okay.

I am leaving

you.

No!

Do you even know what today is?

Wednesday.

It's my birthday.

- No. - Mm-hmm.

I'm so sorry, xuxu.

Don't "xuxu" me!

I don't need a man who's sorry.

I need a man who is here.

Even when you're here, you're not here.

Valentina.

Mi amor

mi mucho te quiero.

Mucho.

Te quiero mucho.

Like, big, big-time.

- Okay, Jonny. - Will you forgive me, please?

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'll make it up...

Nenê.

Nenê, ne...

Today's Friday, by the way.

And I don't speak Spanish, 'cause I'm from Brazil.

I speak Portuguese.

Seu idiot a.

Ah, they're just so similar.

I mean, Portuguese is basically

drunken Spanish.

Baby!

Xuxuzinho!

Ah, come on.

Oh...

Goddamn it.

Not again.

I'm so fucking horny. Shit.

- Yeah? - Jonny, hi.

This is Leila Hale.

Okay.

I'm James's wife.

Hi, James' wife.

Yeah, it's kind of crazy we've never met.

Crazy.

Listen.

Your father Walter...

I'm afraid he's passed away.

Figured he died years ago.

He died yesterday.

The funeral's tomorrow.

We're hoping you'll come.

I know it's been a long time.

So James couldn't call me himself.

You two have a complicated history with a lot of shared trauma.

Mm. You sound like a shrink.

Child psychologist, actually.

I'm not a child.

And I haven't talked to James in ten years,

and I haven't been to Hawaii in 20, so I'm good.

That's not how it sounds to me.

Mm.

I am a very respected police officer on the reservation,

and, you know...

I've had Eat Pray Love explained to me numerous times,

and I have many audiobooks that I'm excited to listen to.

Like, you know, I'll be there, but-but I'm...

Oh...

What the fuck?

Hello? Jonny?

You guys got the wrong house, man.

Oh, shit.

- Ah, fuck. - Oopsie.

Detective Jonny Hale, 26 Arrowwood Lane.

Two-six... Okay, it's the right house.

Your father Walter sent you a package.

Where is it?

Walter's dead, man.

And you'll join him right now if you don't give me the package.

I haven't talked to Walter since I was a kid,

and whatever you're looking for, he wouldn't have sent it to me, okay?

So just...

Fuck, I can't go when you're watching me.

Fucking weirdos.

Okay, hey, hey, hey. Ooh, easy. It's sharp.