Ki Mein Jhoot Boleya

'Consumption of alcohol is injurious to health.'

'Consumption of alcohol is injurious to health.'

What's up? How are you?

What 'how are you', Manveer?

It's Friday already, and my pocket is empty.

Uncle didn't give you pocket money even for this week.

That's the thing.

It's never happened

that I don't even have money to drink, man.

Really? - No.

That's why you're so upset.

What's the big deal if there is no money to drink?

No big deal.

When we are busy making food in the restaurant,

people are busy writing their stories at parties.

Even food doesn't rot

as much as my heart.

Want to party? - Yeah. - Move aside, then.

You forgot that Manveer Singh is your friend.

If you don't have 50 pounds in your hands in the next 5 minutes,

then say so.

Really?

Promise? - Hmm.

If you do this, then I will prepare you the best peanut salad

you have ever eaten.

Take off your hands.

Please stand over here.

Drinks for you and peanuts for me?

Forget it.

It's okay. Let me arrange something for you. - Really?

We have to fool someone.

Fool someone?

Formula number 523.

Okay.

Look for a target.

Manveer.

Manveer, what are you doing?

Help me cross the road.

Manveer.

Help me.

I don't want to get beaten up. - Hit the girl

who is coming. - Here she comes.

Here she comes. - Push me.

Oye! - Where am I?

Idiot!

Are you blind? Can't you walk straight?

I know boys like you very well.

First, they collide intentionally, then start flirting

after saying sorry.

Shameless man. He isn't even saying sorry.

Mam, you must be ashamed of yourself.

You are treating a blind person like this.

It's wrong.

Is he really blind? - Yes!

You should have thought before hitting him.

Forget it, Maninder.

Even destiny has slapped me, so what difference would it make

if she slaps too?

Madam. - She is here.

Madam,

people like him never make me feel blind

and are there for me,

but people like you

always make me realise

that I am blind.

Yes, I am blind.

No, please. Don't embarrass me.

I am really sorry.

I hope that you both will forgive me.

Bye.

Listen to me, madam!

Madam, actually

we are getting him treated because the doctor

has said that the cost will be

a bit high. So all friends

are contributing.

If you can also...

fifty or hundred...

I can understand your situation.

But I'm getting late. I have a job interview.

I'm already too late.

Madam, you're not getting it.

If you give a little help to someone in need,

it is an act of virtue.

Not enough money.

My bus is about to arrive.

If this bus leaves, the next one will come after half an hour.

I am so sorry.

No need to beg, Maninder.

Look, not everyone

can help someone. - Really.

No problem. I won't be able to see

if I don't have an operation. No big deal.

Forget it.

That's fine.

Maybe it will come to her mind to give money. - Here. Have it.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

50 pounds!

May God bless her.

Get married to a guy like me.

Here. Take it.

What did I say?

This is how it is.

Oh, hello! - Yes.

You were blind, right? - Who said that?

Surprise!

Surprised, aren't you?

Let me give you another surprise.

Look, your bus left.

Half an hour more now.

It's gone! - Let's go. Come on.

Hello, sir.

Hello. - Sir, I'm Meher.

I have applied for the manager's post.

Oh!

Where did you enter? - Me, sir? From there.

Okay.

Then you know the way out.

Why? - Your interview was at 9:00.

Yes. - What's the time now?

I'm late by five minutes only, sir.

Five minutes!

These five minutes are of no value, right?

If the onion is cooked for more than 5 minutes,

then the vegetable gets burnt.

And if ginger is fried

for more than 5 minutes,

it gets spoiled.

And tomatoes become sweet

if fried for more than 5 minutes.

And if all these...

And if all these are fried too much,

then the customers get diarrhoea. Diarrhoea!

Sir.

Sir... - Hey, Ramneek,

give me my BP tablet.

Come on, fast.

My BP is high now.

This is called

a manager.

I hired her 5 minutes back, and she already has learned everything.

Okay, sir.

Actually, do you know what is the thing?

You don't need a manager.

You need a compounder.

And he was giving me a job!

It's okay, sir. Just relax. - Hmm.

Banga.

Yes?

Can I ask you a riddle?

Go on.

I'll give you a pound if you tell.

If you can't tell,

you'll owe me a pound.

Okay? - Fine.

Suppose both of us make a dish

together in two hours. - Okay.

How long will it take to cook that alone by you?

Simple.

Two hours!

Sure? - Yeah.

Give me a pound, then.

Why? - Once a dish is made, how can it be made again?

My pound.

I didn't think of that.

That's why you are like this.

'So they work here.'

'Now just wait and watch.'

Today I'll beat you for sure. Just wait and watch.

Hmm.

How was the interview, honey?

I got rejected.

Oh! But why?

Because of a non-serious boy.

Insolent! Idiot!

Was he our own or a foreigner? - He was an Indian.

He was lurking around like a lunatic.

He got me late, and they finalised on someone else.

It's okay, honey. You will get another job.

Don't you worry.

The quality of Indian boys is getting deteriorated every day.

I don't know how I will find a boy for you.

Mom, please!

Why do you keep getting stuck on only one thing?

All the time, an Indian boy and marriage.

Should I not? You're not getting any younger.

Not all boys are the same.

I will find the best Punjabi boy for you. - Yes!

Hmm!

Dad. - Hmm.

I wish you can also find a good Punjabi girl for yourself.

Oh, yes!

Why? What happened to me?

I died serving both of you all my life. - Oh!

Mom, we love you.

Let's smile now.

Relax, why are you in a hurry? You'll get tired.

It's eight o'clock. Nimmi must be coming.

Today I will definitely talk about love.

It's been two years now.