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"BEAUTY AND THE BEAST"

OH, DUCKY.

OH, LITTLE DUCKY. OH, DUCKY.

OH! WHAT IN THE--

HEY, BUDDY. YOU OKAY?

YOU KNOW THERE'S NO DRINKIN' ON THE BEACH.

THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE.

OH, YEAH? COME ON.

I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES.

SAW WHAT?

A SEA MONSTER.

OH. JUST A SEA MONSTER, HUH?

NO PINK ELEPHANTS?

YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING.

HERE'S THE ADDRESS OF A PLACE YOU CAN GO TO GET SOME HELP.

OKAY?

BUT...

WHAT ABOUT THE POOR LITTLE DUCKY?

THE LITTLE DUCKY WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

HEY, MITCH. WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?

-HERE? -YEAH.

UH, NOTHING.

IT'S JUST "INSIDE SPORTS" WANTS TO USE AN AUTHENTIC

LIFEGUARD IN THIS YEAR'S SWIMSUIT ISSUE.

THERE'LL BE HERE TOMORROW TO SCOUT.

WELL, I THOUGHT THAT LIFEGUARDS

WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO DO ANY COMMERCIAL ENDORSEMENTS.

WELL, THAT'S VERY TRUE.

BUT THIS TIME, THE CAPTAIN SAID IT WAS OKAY

BECAUSE THEY'RE INCLUDING SOMETHING ABOUT WATER SAFETY

IN THE ISSUE.

OH, THEY'RE GONNA PAY SOMETHING LIKE $500.

YEAH, $500.

YEAH, $500 A DAY

AND SOME ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP

TO THE MELIA CABO REAL HOTEL IN CABO SAN LUCAS.

IF ANYBODY'S INTERESTED, YOU CAN SIGN UP WITH ME.

HOW 'BOUT ME?

OUCH!

HOW ABOUT I WATCH YOUR WATER AND YOU POUR?

THANK YOU.

SO YOU FEELIN' ANY BETTER?

A LITTLE.

WANT SOME GINSENG TEA?

OH, NO, THANKS.

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT'S HIVES, PROBABLY FROM MY NERVES.

I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS LATELY.

AH. YOU THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MATT BEING HOME?

NO. MATT AND I ARE FINE.

OKAY.

OH, HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE "INSIDE SPORTS" MODELING THING?

YEAH. ISN'T THAT WILD?

WHEN'S YOUR INTERVIEW?

OH, WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA PICK YOU, ANYWAY.

OH, PLEASE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

CJ, YOU HAVE MODELED BEFORE.

OKAY. WHAT IF THEY DON'T WANT A BLONDE?

WELL, THEY'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU AND PICK YOU ANYWAY.

WHAT IF THEY WANT A BRUNETTE WITH BIG BLUE EYES

AND POUTY LIPS?

I DON'T HAVE POUTY LIPS.

YES, YOU DO.

I DON'T.

OKAY. MAYBE THEY'LL PICK BOTH OF US,

AND WE'LL BE DISCOVERED AND BECOME

RICH AND FAMOUS SUPERMODELS.

HEY, NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE TOAST OF THE FASHION WORLD.

YEAH.

YEAH.

[BEACHGOERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

BAYWATCH LIFEGUARD

[BEACHGOERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BODY SURF!

I'M NOT GOIN' OUT THERE.

IT'S TOO DEEP. I CAN'T TOUCH THE BOTTOM.

SO WHAT? YOU'RE A GOOD SWIMMER.

NAH.

OH, COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

DANNY!

I CAN'T FIND MY SHOE.

DANNY!

HELP!

HELP! SOMEBODY, HELP!

DANNY! DANNY!

YOU GOTTA HELP, MAN.

YEAH, THIS IS TOWER 18. I NEED BACKUP RIGHT AWAY.

I GOT HIM.

-YOU GOT HIM? -YEP.

WHAT HAPPENED?

PRETTY NASTY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE WAS ATTACKED BY SOMETHING IN THE WATER.

-SHARK? -I COULDN'T TELL.

IT JUST CLAMPED ONTO MY LEG AND PULLED ME UNDER.

SHARK! OH, MY GOSH, A SHARK!

DID YOU SEE DORSAL FIN?

-I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. -NO.

IT HAPPENED SO FAST, I DON'T REMEMBER.

-YOU'LL BE OKAY. -HEY, BRAD.

-LET'S GET HIM IN THE TRUCK. -GOT IT.

CAROLINE, GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER.

-OKAY. -ALL RIGHT.

ATTENTION SWIMMERS, ATTENTION SWIMMERS.

PLEASE COME OUT OF THE WATER.

EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER, QUICKLY.

WITHOUT CAUSING A MAJOR PANIC.

BAYWATCH HEADQUARTERS.

YEAH, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN IN VENICE?

YES. THERE WAS AN INCIDENT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON.

SHARK ATTACK?

NO, I CAN'T CONFIRM THAT IT WAS A SHARK ATTACK.

WHAT WAS IT?

WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.

ON VENICE BEACH?

YES. VENICE BEACH WILL BE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

THANK YOU.

BAYWATCH HEADQUARTERS. THANKS FOR WAITING.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

IS IT TRUE THEY CLOSED VENICE BEACH TODAY?

YES. VENICE BEACH WILL BE CLOSED.