The Camp (Tabăra)

Rule number one:

No electronic devices allowed.

That means no phones, no laptops, no tablets, nothing!

What if we want to call home?

Wow, he misses his mom.

No, but I'll probably want to call your mom. I'm sure she misses me.

If you let me finish, you'll find out.

There is a landline in my office. You may call from there if you need to.

So I can call your mom every day.

The boys are not allowed in the girls' cabin, and vice versa.

Why would I ever want to be in the boys' cabin?

Don't worry, you wouldn't have you anyway.

But, you know… Some of us are also couples…

so…

Yeah… and some of us are exes, too.

Listen very carefully.

I know that you're some of the biggest vloggers and youtubers in the country.

I was expecting issues or rivalries between some of you,

but I promise you that by the time you leave here, you'll forget all that.

-Yeah, that's what I'm hoping, too. -Forgive, maybe. But not forget.

-But it will be forgiven! -Forgiven doesn't mean fixed.

-But it could be fixed if… -OK, you know something?

The rules are all written in the brochure. There's no need to repeat them.

-And what happens if we don't follow them? -Very good question. What happens then?

-You'll be kicked out of the camp. -So you'll dump us in the forest?

Either way we're in the wilderness.

No. We'll call your parents to come pick you up.

In that case, if it's alright with you, I prefer the wilderness.

They should've gotten people to pack our bags for us.

I'm on vacation to relax, not to work.

I thought you said you weren't coming.

Well, you know how it is. I came to spend time with my friends…

because friendship means everything to me, and…

Well. That's life.

Are you sure it's not because your parents promised to buy you a new car

if you came here and behaved yourself the whole time?

Of course. That, too.

But you're pretending you came here because you care about us.

Yeah, sure, I came to have fun with the boys,

to have a good time. Isn't that nice?

What do you say, girls? This top or this one?

Why does it matter? We have to wear uniforms anyway.

I'll wear it underneath.

No one's even gonna know you have it on, so what does it matter?

I'll know.

Girls, how do you think I became

the biggest beauty vlogger in the country?

Attention to detail.

Don't forget why we came here: to have fun, not to stress out.

Yeah, to wear uniforms, go to classes,

and not have our phones. Real fun.

By the way, if anyone wants a phone, I snuck one in in my sock.

Cristi, believe me, nobody wants a phone from your nasty sock.

Selly, why did you come to camp?

I thought you said you had more important things to do.

Yeah, I did, but…

I thought I'd spend some time with you guys.

Relax… get some fresh air…

You didn't come to make up with your girlfriend?

No, bro, everything's OK with Smara.

Yeah, I saw how much she loves you.

What did you do to her?

Happy birthday, my love! I lo…

-Her birthday was two days ago. -I know.

-I'm sorry, I had some… -Since when do you stutter?

Spit it out already.

I had some… some things to do, and…

I just got held up.

I mean, she'll have another birthday next year, right?

I'm sorry, that was a bad joke.

Come in before I get too annoyed. What's this twig? Come on!

What's with the kids?

What do you think?

These kids are very disappointed in you,

We're Smara's cousins.

We came a long way for her birthday because we care.

-And you, Selly, forgot her birthday? -We've been waiting two days for you.

It's OK, Smaranda is in her room.

I mean, I don't really know her birthday either.

I get notifications to remind me from my email, Facebook, you know.

Add my email address to the list so I can get notified, too.

You think it's funny?

You want me to solve all your problems?

I mean I'm going up there to see if she wants to come down,

if she'll even talk to you… Is something wrong?

You're just getting a little too close to me.

Get used to it. And don't touch anything.

And you guys, keep an eye out.

Make sure he doesn't steal anything. Got it?

-Selly, wanna play a round of golf? -Forget it, he's scared!

Really, Selly? You're scared of a little kid?

-Be careful not to miss. -Don't worry.

Selly!

-Uncle Bebe! -Listen up!

The PIN to my card is 3366, buy yourselves whatever you want, OK?

Yeah, I'm coming!

She doesn't want to talk to you.

She's so upset you'd think Justin Bieber died.

-Shame. I guess I'll go. -You're giving up that easy?

No, I can see she's angry…

-I don't wanna push it… -Wait, man… don't go.

Listen. There's a camp starting next week.

It's a surprise, she has no idea about it, okay?

-How come I didn't hear about this? -You forgot your girlfriend's birthday.

Mr. Bebe, I… I respect you…

I'm gonna go out for a walk.

Do you want us to come with you or do you want to be sad alone?

Alone. It's OK.

So what's with you and Selly?

Have you made up? Everything OK?

-I hope you guys break up. -Cezara!

What? I don't want to be the only girl without a boyfriend.

I don't have a boyfriend either.

Right. You.

You're… young.

You have your whole life ahead of you.

Listen, here's what we'll do.

We'll all break up with our boyfriends, so you won't feel bad anymore.

-What do you say? -Really?

No.

GIRLS DORM

God, I hope someone ordered pizza.

We're in the middle of the woods. What pizza?

Come in!

Hello, I just want to talk to Smara for two seconds.

Boys are not allowed here, you know.

It's stated very clearly in the rules.

Since when do you care about the rules?

Since she's jealous because she doesn't have a boyfriend.

I don't have one by choice, Nadia.

So, Selly, what do you have to say to defend yourself?

About what?

Your relationship with Smaranda.

Cezara, you choose what top you're going to wear.

We're going outside to talk for a minute, OK?

Can I come, too?

-No. -No.

I don't understand why everybody says no.

I'm tired of you always having something more important to do.

You couldn't even show a little more interest for my birthday.

I know. I messed up.

I messed up bad and I'm so sorry.

But I really love you and I hate seeing you upset.

I'm not moving from here until you forgive me. I swear.

Please forgive me.

What do you think you're doing?

Making my bed, what about you?

Here, right next to me?

Can I not smell your farts at least while we're at camp?

Boys, anyone wanna trade with me?

Why would you think we'd want to smell his farts?

You're brothers, you sleep next to each other.

Don't worry, don't you see how crowded we are?

We'll all smell each other's farts.

Why is my father looking for you to beat you up?

Did you break his TV?

You know what? We can talk about this tomorrow.

It's late, you're tired, no point talking now.

Really, not worth it.

-Selly? -I'm a new Selly.

You'll see. I'll take care of you, I'll remember your birthday,

I'll show you all the affection in the world.

Go to bed, it's late. Good night, I love you.

I love you!

Yo, dogs, how the hell are you?

Dogs? Listen, kid, I think you're in the wrong place.

The Harry Potter cabin is further down.

Harry Potter? That's been lame for years, old man.

-Little guy looks like he'll whoop you. -I'm used to it.

You think you're such a big deal?

Shouldn't you be off with with Snow White and the other dwarves?

Bravo, kid, I liked that.

-Vlad, nice to meet you. -Rafael.

Take it easy, who do you think you're dealing with?

-Wait! -Come on!

What are you doing?

Vlad wanted to jump this kid. It's OK.

Are you OK, man?

Are you crazy, dude? Why would you fight a little kid?

Thanks a lot, Selly.

I don't know what got into them. Rafael. Nice to meet you, too.

Andrei, pleasure.

Are you OK?

Come on! I've been training for a cage match for months now.

I was just gonna ask how you broke out of your cage.

MMA cage, you village idiot!

Wait a minute. Where did this kid come from?

From hell.

And more importantly, where is he going to sleep?

Did a bed become available?

It didn't. Cristi, we'll sleep together.

Don't worry, nobody's going to break you up.

I'll sleep on the floor, like at the dojo.

It's nine o'clock.

Lights out. Get to your beds. Good night!

I better not catch any of you near me.

I'm trained in the dark arts.

Sure, kid. You're dumb as rocks.

But if we're having this, what will the pigs eat?

It looks very good for sludge.