Frankie Avalon - Beauty School Drop Out

Your story sad to tell

A teenage never do well

Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block

Your future's so unclear now

What's left of your career now?

Can't even get a trade in on your smile

Beauty school dropout

No graduation day for you

Beauty school dropout

Missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo

Well at least you could have taken time

To wash and clean your clothes up

After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up

Baby get movin,

Why keep your feeble hopes alive?

What are you provin?

You've got the dream but not the drive

If you go for your diploma you could join the steno pool

Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school

Beauty school dropout

Hanging around the corner store

Beauty school dropout

It's about time you knew the score

Well they couldn't teach you anything

You think you're such a looker

But no customer will go to you