Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider (東島丹三郎は仮面ライダーになりたい)

Are you ready?

For what?

Trying to kill me means that you're going to die.

Bring it on!

So strong!

But...

This...

should end it!

Whoa... you...

What are you?!

I'm surprised.

And I think...

I'll make you into a Shocker monster.

You...! You're one of them?!

Like my brother!

That just means...

You need to die!

That was a fine kick.

For a human, anyway.

Wh-What the hell is he?!

This isn't normal!

And at this rate...

He'll get me!

What the hell are you?!

Are you kidding me?!

Eat this!

Th-This thing...

Is he for real?!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Shit!

I need to run for now!

Can't move. You...

Are you really what you look like?!

I'm going to put you to sleep for a bit.

And when you wake up...

You'll be a monster.

No!

A-Are you all right?!

Shocker exists...

Shocker really exists!

Bat Man?

Spider Man. It's a shame you weren't able to make her into a monster.

But our focus should be on conquering the world.

And to do that, we need more combatants.

You should stop being so picky and make more moves like I do.

Making moves?

Is that what you call what you're doing?

I doubt you understand this, but idols do have their uses.

Your moves draw too much attention.

I'm moving swiftly and effectively

to convert every last human into a member of Shocker.

I have something I need to do.

What are you yapping about now?

I never did understand you.

What in the world are you?

I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HUMANS.

I want to learn more about humans.

All ready!

Thank you, Mitsuba!

Well, why don't we dig in?

Hang on!

Leave this part to me.

All done!

LOVE MITSUBA

We are so in love!

We should really eat before it gets cold...

Who the heck's interrupting?!

And at this hour...

Mitsuba.

Is that you, Futaba?!

Why are you in your underwear?!

Sh... Sh...

Sis?

Mitsuba!

Shocker exists!

Shocker really does exist.

I mean, I'm in Shocker too.

Y-You—

Hang on! Yukarisu isn't an enemy!

weren't cosplaying?!

Oh, that's what you thought.

She's the real deal!

And now I'm Mitsuba's Shocker wife!

Right, Mitsuba?

A-Anyway, I'll tell you all about her some other time...

For now, what happened?

I fought this... giant spider.

And he almost turned me into a monster!

Straight to being a monster?!

For Shocker combatants, becoming a monster is something to strive for!

It's our dream, dammit!

Yukarisu...

But I'm Mitsuba's Shocker wife! So I don't feel that way at all!

I need to confirm something.

Were Grandpa and Grandma really killed by Shocker?

Yes.

They were killed by a monster.

And there are more like that monster out there?

I don't know all the details, but most likely.

So... you're saying...

Everything Ichiyo said was true all along?!

But that doesn't excuse him acting like a freak show!

I think I'm gonna keep kicking his ass! Probably!

RAMEN

Jackpot!