The first 200 lines.
Right, everyone. Let's go from the same place.
- Up you get, then. - Ooh, right.
One, two, three, four.
# Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
# And if you did
# Was she cryin', cryin'?
# Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl
# That walked out on me
# Tell her I'm sorry
# Tell her I need my baby
# Oh, won't you tell her that I love her?
# Maybe I'm crazy # Ahhhhhhh
# Crazy # Ahhhh
# Ahhhh-ahhhhh
- All right, everyone, keep it together. # Crazy
# Maybe you're crazy # Ahhhh-ahhhhh
# Maybe we're crazy # Ahhhh-ahhhhh
# Probably # Ahhhhh!
# Dah-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dah
# Ooooh!
Beautiful, guys. Beautiful. You're fabulous.
- Night. - Night.
- Always the last to leave. - See you later, ladies.
Sorry, I was talking with Lizzy.
Arthur, have you been smoking? Look, what have I told you before?
Look at the signs. They say no smoking.
It's hard enough keeping this place open as it is.
Smoke outside.
# Crazy, maybe we're crazy
# Aaah! Aaah!
- I know you like it. - Aaah!
OK. Now get some rest, otherwise you'll be a nightmare tomorrow, OK?
All right. You gonna give me a kiss? Might not wake up tomorrow.
- Five pages, OK? Then bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
- Is he here? - He's in the pit.
Yo. Your dad's here.
- What you doing? - You OK? Fixing this.
- Steering shaft's gone. - I need you to do something for me.
Hang on. Steven, where's the big wrench from in here? I was using it.
Your mum wants you to take her to the centre tonight.
- Well, where are you? - It's Thursday. My night with the lads.
Couldn't you have told me earlier? It's four o'clock.
Well, if you don't want to do it, it's OK. I don't...
I don't mind doing it. Just tell me earlier.
I've got Jennifer. It's half term. I'll have to bring her.
You need to pick her up by seven and you'll need to bring her home, an' all.
- OK. How is she? - Well, if you saw her, you'd know.
- We do have to have a name, don't we? - Have we got a name?
Erm, well, I had to put a name forward so I put... You're not gonna like this.
- Why? - You're not gonna like this.
The OAP'Z.
- Old age pensioners. - Oh, no.
With a Z, though, at the end, to make it street.
What are we... What are we gonna sing?
Oh, hello, Arthur.
- What are you lot doing here? - Talking about you.
- Ha-bloody-ha. - We're doing an audition.
Major competition. We're going to be singing.
- Better get some folks who can sing, eh? - Oh.
- You should be resting. - I'm all right.
Well, don't blame me if she's struggling later.
- Who's she, the cat's mother? - Right, well, I'll take these out.
Don't you, don't you worry. He's a... a puffed-up pigeon.
You could be a bit more positive, Arthur.
We haven't sung in front of anyone before
and Marion could use a little bit of encouragement.
She'll get laughed at, singing that nonsense.
So what if people laugh at us? That's their problem.
I just don't want her hopes getting built up
so that she's let down if you don't get picked.
It's not about winning or losing. That's not why we're doing it.
Then why are you doing it?
When you can be bothered to come along and watch
and look at the faces of Marion and the others,
then ask that question again.
All right. Come, then, ladies, if you want a lift home.
Oh, now don't you say a word. He's not even late yet.
It's pointless to ask him to do anything.
Hello!
- Hey, Grandma. - Hello, pet.
I'm gonna make a move. Your mum has to be there by seven.
She's got half an hour yet.
- Hello, Grandad. - Hello, Funny-fer.
I'm off, then.
Hm.
Hello, my favourite people in the whole world.
Before we start, can I just have your attention, please?
- Quickly, quickly, ladies. - Oh, sorry.
Thank you very much.
So, as some of you can see, I have entered us into a very lovely choir competition.
- Can we win something? - Well, yeah, maybe.
But I'd just be happy if we took part, to be honest.
- What will we have to do? - We have to perform in front of a judge.
If he thinks we're any good, he'll enter us into the main competition.
Oh, come on, it's great. We'll knock 'em dead.
What we'll do is, I'll start thinking of some music
and everyone take one of these flyers home and prepare for lots of practice.
Prepare for battle, more like.
Nice attitude, Cheryl.
What about it?
Go on, then.
You got me this time.
- If you can't enjoy yourself on your... - Checkmate.
# Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide
# Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo # Nowhere to run to, no
# Nowhere to run to # Nowhere to hide
# Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo # Nowhere to run to, no
# Nowhere to run to, baby # Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide
Marion! Marion!
It must be very boring for you guys losing all the time.
Three games you've won. We've been playing all night.
- I'll leave you guys to it. - Thanks for getting him.
- If there's anything I can do... - Haven't you done enough, you lot?
Sorry.
- Is she asleep? - Yeah.
Give Grandma a kiss and we'll wait outside for Grandad.
OK.
You OK?
Steady as she goes.
You warm?
I've got two blankets over me. Well, at least I think I have.
Oh, no, it's one folded over. I thought there was two.
- Hello, Doctor. - Sorry to keep you waiting.
You've been prodded and poked quite a bit this last week, Mrs Harris.
Hm. It's all in a good cause.
It's come back, hasn't it?
Well, it seems that unfortunately that is the case.
- Does it mean more chemo? - That's down to Marion.
We could try a course of aggressive therapy.
But... it's not pleasant and I believe at best
it would only slow the process down.
Chips and ice cream, Marion.
Someone told me once, when there's nothing you can do,
chips and ice cream.
Go home and have as much as you want.
She likes ice cream.
These flowers. Flowers and cards.
Here we go. Here... we go.
- Done it. - Terrific.
I made this one, but I haven't got an envelope.
Hm.
Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Ooh, it's lovely. Thank you.
She seems OK, in good spirits.
Yeah. She's got a couple of months.
You couldn't have prepared me a bit for that news, then?
I have to deal with it.
Jen gave me this card.
- Why don't you go and show Grandad? - OK, then.
I don't know who half those people are.
That's what you get for being popular.
He told you, then?
- Yeah. - Not one for breaking news gently, is he?
Don't get too cross with him. He's upset.
So am I, Mum.
You promise me you're going to help him. Especially after.
You're going to come round and see him. Don't let him become a recluse.
- You haven't gone yet. - No, I haven't.
Did you miss me?
I've been seeing you twice every day.
Not at home, though.
OK, time for you to go to sleep.
I'm waiting for you to come in,
keep me warm.
I can do that.
I am a bit scared.
Don't worry.
I'll take care of you.
James cried today.
Well, he had to know, didn't he?
- Arthur. - What do you mean?
Don't take it out on him.
I'm sorry.
- I'll have a chat with him tomorrow. - Good boy.
Love you, Arthur.
I love you too, sweetheart.
I did miss you.
I know.
What the...?
What are they bloody doing?
Why won't they leave you alone?
- Open the window. I want to see. - Don't they know what time it is?
# I'd find myself drowning in my own tears
# Whoa-oh
# You are the sunshine of my life
# That's why I'll always be around
# You are the apple of my eye
# Forever you'll stay in my heart
Hurray!
I want to go outside.
- Let's get you back into bed. - No, I want to go and see them.
- You're not going outside. - I want to go outside!
You're not well enough for this and they should know that.
See what you've done? See what's happened?
You're a bunch of flaming nuisances! Now bugger off!
You can't make a show of yourself like that.
They're my friends. They don't care what I look like.
I want to go and see them.
You haven't got the energy to stand up and you want to prance around outside.
They're my friends and I'm going to see them!
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