You Are My Sunday (Tu Hai Mera Sunday)

Hey, look.

Look.-Yes, right.

Just look at him.

Bite him.

This is the story of my life.

No, this is the story of every Indian man. You are barked at all your life.

This happens at my office every day.

No, this dog is like a present-day politician

who won't let the public live in peace.

Go to hell.

-Come on, let's go. -Let's go.

Do you think he has a girlfriend?

More like four girlfriends and two wives. What has he got to worry about?

Playboy.

Mr. Arjun, we were waiting for your comment on the dog.

Forget the dog, who were you guys comparing yourselves to?

-You are right, maybe we are dogs. -Stop it.

Not Arjun though, he's a nice guy.

Very nice!

Hey, Arjun, you should go to the church with my mom.

A nice guy certified by Mr. Jayesh Garodia.

Careful.

-We're useless -Pass the ball.

Go ahead and take my ass now.

Tell you what, Jayesh.

You should hold a procession for Arjun during the next Navaratri festival.

All right?

Well said.

-Hail Arjun, the great. -Hail.

Hail Arjun, the great.

-Hail. -Hail, Arjun...

Hey.

Are you all right?

Are you fine?

He is all right, let's go.

-Sorry, sir. -Let's go.

-Take the ball. -He is fine, let's go.

Let's go.

Dude, I didn't see him at all.

What's this? Do you know?

-Are you all right? -I am fine.

Arjun, I barely touched him.

He's okay, let's go.

I don't know.

Let's go, Arjun.

I don't know. He's saying...

Watch where you kick the ball.

-Come on. What the hell? -Come on, Arjun.What's taking you so long?

-Ball. -I want to play soccer,

-come on, let's go. -Come on.

I was really worried there. The way he fell when I bumped into him.

But he is a strange old man.

-Soccer? -There he goes again.

-Arjun, let's go. -Arjun.

-Shit. -Come on.

Hey!

Listen to the nice guy. Come.

Look what the nice guy is up to.

-Why are you bringing him along? -Ball.

Hey, bring this along.

Who needs this hassle?

-What happened? -But why?

It's okay.

Sorry.

Three, two, one. Go!

-Hey! Pass! -Go ahead! Pass on.

-Abhi! Pass. -Hey! Pass.

Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Goalie! Goalie! Strike a goal! Goalie! Goalie! Kick!

-Arjun! Please talk to him! -Stay calm, sir.

Where did you get him from?

Come on, let's go!

Jeez, move!

He's going right! It's no use! Damn!

-Come on, faster. Come on. -Come on. Pass.

Come on. You, stand over there.

Come on.

-Hey! Goal! Goal! -Who's this man?

Pass the soccer. Pass the soccer. Dancing like this and... goal! Goal!

-Pass it. Pass it. -I caught you!

I scored a goal like this!

-Pass it. Pass it. -Play! Play! Play!

Run properly. What are you doing?

-Throw it back. -Give the ball.

-Ball? -Give us the ball, sir.

-Please, sir. -Sir.

-Don't run. -He's taking the ball with him.

-Hey! Hello! Run! Ball! -Where is he going?

CLEAN JUHU INITIATIVE

Ball.

-Go and catch them. -Bhoir! Come on!

Bhoir, where are you going?

The senior officer is already there so goand back him up. You should charge him

- under section 2445 and 516... -Shit.

He needs to see what exactly can be done.

-Shit. Shit. - No, but... hello?

Who's it? Charlie.Where is Charlie? Ask him to look into it.

Charlie. Charlie.Tell Charlie to go there.

Come on, just button up.

Please check if there's a caseof robbery in that area.

-Come, he wants to see you. -Hey, but...

It's all your fault. Madam got hit. She has filed a complaint.

She complained against you guys. You play here often.

Hey, what's going on? Hold on. What's going on?

-What's your name? -I'll look into this. Come on.

Get in. Come on.

Get in.

Soccer? Play behind bars now.

Is this what educated people do?

Get inside.

Is this a place to play soccer?

Get in quick.

Mind your feet.

-I'll speak to them. -Okay.

He was asking our names.

If we tell him our names, we will get defamed.

Carry on then. No sweat.

Sir, what about ma'am?

That's right. You can look after her. I'll look after these guys.

-Okay. -Okay?

Wow, Dirty Harry.

Look at his style.

Stop laughing. He is watching us.

-Do you keep chilled beers in here? -Definitely.

Hey, wait!

Give me the evidence.

It's no big deal. Things will cool down by tomorrow.

That's what I said.

You guys don't know that witch.

Which witch?

Kamana Sayani, the one who got hit.

I see.

She's the president of our Juhu Citizen's Association.

She has been winning elections unopposed for four years in a row.

She is definitely like Hitler.

If she's winning unopposed, you stand against her.

Maybe you'll win.

Jayesh Garodia, President, Juhu Beach Citizen's Association.

Good idea, Arjun.

-My vote is with you. -Thank you.

Mine as well.

See, two votes.

All because of this old man.

I told you, don't bring him along.

-Arjun, you rascal. -Bloody Arjun.

Why did you have to tag him along?

Poor thing.

Anyway, the day is ruined. What do we do for the rest of the day?

Go home early. Give your wife and kids a nice surprise.

Surprise? They'll annoy me!

Mr. Jayesh, get close to your wife...

and say something romantic in Gujarati.

What nonsense!

You are sorted.

Every day you take a new girl for a spin on your motorcycle.

-Something's burning. -Something's burning.

I think he's talking in some South Indian language.

-Anna, just check what he is saying. -Hey, sir.

Sir, I'm busy.

Don't you also blabber the same way?

I speak Tullu, this is not Tullu!

-We pissed him off. -It's Tamil. He's speaking in Tamil.

Please translate his words in Hindi for us.

-He keeps repeating some numbers. -What numbers?

Bhoir, can I have a sip?

Please do. I have a minor TB infection, that's all.

Seven, eight, nine, eight...

Probably a cell phone number.

-No, he's okay. -Anna, get the tab.

-Anna! -Just message me your address...

Take this away if you don't want to die.

Don't you dare take money from them.

Bawa, will you come along?

Have you lost it?

We take him home and for all you know, we might get sued.

For making a crazy old man play soccer.

-Domi? -Yes?

I left my keys at home.

I've got something lined up.

Don't even look at me. I'm working.

This is your work?

-How about you? -Didn't I escort you guys here?

I'll go to the movies and catch up on my sleep.

But you won't go home.

What a sad world. Nobody wants to help a nice guy.

Arjun, I had warned you against dragging him along.

What did he say? “Listen to the nice guy.”

This old man is going to turn you into a dog. Understand?

Goodness! Where did you run off to?

You...

You...

Please come in.

I hope you are not hurt. Is everything fine?

-Did he hurt himself? -No.

-Where did you find him? -Juhu Beach.

Juhu Beach?

Is he your husband?

Do I look that old?

Do I look that old?

I live on the second floor. When Kavi came crying...