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Freedom!
Go, go! Amy!
Amy, let's go! Amy!
Today's the day. We're getting her today.
Is your sound equipment working?
You don't worry about what I'm doing.
Oh, my God. She's right there. I got her. Shh, shh.
Here, get in here. All right. Got it.
They were world champions.
The winningest a cappella group of all time.
The Barden Bellas, an unlikely group of not-men
who somehow managed to win at something
that didn't have to do with baking.
I can hear you guys. You know, girlie,
you're this close to being cut out of this d'aca'mentary.
So close. You're in the danger zone.
We have security, and I carry mace.
We're gonna be clinging to you like mom jeans to a camel toe.
That's right!
Mm, mm, mm, mm, whoa.
You produced the shit out of his turd-burger.
Thanks. I mean, it's better.
Who's that singing?
Oh, that's me, but we've got time to get a real singer. I have a couple thoughts.
I think it's very... Yo. Yo, can we turn this off?
Pimp-Lo, bam, bam, bam.
I mean, you have done it again.
"Bend Over" is so...
So good.
I feel like my ears are hearing the future.
Club banger. Yeah, I hate it.
I really hate it.
I'm the artist, and this is my song, and I feel like
y'all should play my mix.
See?
This is the "Bend Over" the world needs to be listening to.
Yeah, um... it's my job
to make you the best little Pimp-Lo that you can be,
and... and I want to get behind "Bend Over."
And, as your producer, I would love it if you could trust me.
I would love it if you leave my track how it is.
I made your song great, man.
I think what she means is,
your song was always great.
No, what I mean is what you gave me
was a steaming pile of... Pimp-Lo!
Okay. There's something that you should know.
Uh, Beca...
is on her period. Wow.
Oh, it's shark week? Hot damn. Bum-bum.
Y'all keepin' it one hundred. That's my moms right there.
You know what it is. Mm-hmm.
Still menstruating? Hmm. Okay.
If you could just excuse us for a second.
What are you doing?
How can you take his side?
Sides? Well, we...
Why are we always talking about sides?
Okay, it's our job, brah.
We're producers.
We bring his vision to life.
Damn! That's poppin'!
Hey!
I did it.
I finally quit my job.
And I'm free, I'm free. I'm never going back
to that job again.
It's the best day of my life. I mean, I can't be
a music producer without integrity.
What's up?
What?
Wait. S... Something's wrong.
Your face is more pinched than normal.
I... I finally did it.
You got back together with Jesse?
No! You know the long-distance thing didn't work.
He lives 3,000 miles away with his girlfriend and their cat.
Oh. He got over you much quicker than what I thought.
Oh, thank you, Amy. Much faster than Bumper,
who is rightfully still devastated.
You know he got a tattoo of me on his butt cheek?
So now, every time he wants to see me, he's like...
He's just...
Okay. Um... That made me dizzy.
Wait, what's up? I quit my job.
You got fired? Oh, come on.
All right. I... I didn't get fired.
I quit. Come here.
You're kind of making it worse.
Let this negative energy be released!
Seriously, open your legs. It'll come out quicker.
No, no. It'll come out quicker,
the bad energy. Why do you do this stuff?
Okay, seriously. Why are you like this?
You're gonna come back from this so fast. Mm.
You know why? Because you have an amazing best friend.
Is that you?
Yeah.
Okay. And also...
You need to pay the rent.
Just a little.
Uh, every month, we have to do it. Ugh.
Right.
Yeah.
You could get a job, you know.
Beca, you're in shock.
You need something to eat.
Yeah. Just sit down.
Not these, though. They're mine.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Chloe!
Why aren't you guys ready?
Why are you wearing that?
What? Did you wear that to work?
Yeah, underneath my scrubs.
Well, sweetie, why?
Because it reminds me I was special once.
But also because tonight is, you... you know...
the Bellas reunion at the Brooklyn Aquarium.
Hello! That's tonight?
- Aw, yeah! - You know what?
I will take it. I need a distraction anyway.
Yeah. Yes, you do! Whoo! I love it. Here we go!
What happened?
She got fired today. No.
Hey, Stacie. Oh, my God!
Finally! Aw. Good to see you.
What's up, pitches?
Hi, Beca.
I missed you guys so much.
I can't wait for us to sing together.
I'm so excited.
Hey, ladies.
Let's crush this.
Hello. Stacie!
Hi!
Hey, Bellas.
Hi! Hi!
Thank you so much for inviting us.
Of course. So, what do you want us to sing tonight?
A little "Who Run the World," some "Bulletproof"?
You didn't tell us what the crowd was,
but I, um... What's she talking about?
I brought this, just in case.
Oh, God. Our voices are warm.
Um, we didn't invite you guys to sing.
We invited you to...
watch us sing. Watch.
Aca-scuse me?
I just thought you guys were so busy with your...
your awesome jobs and amazing lives.
Papaya Player's Delight?
With a shot of white privilege.
Oh. Hey, baby.
Mayday! Mayday!
We're going down!
Welcome to my successful one-woman show.
"Fat Amy Winehouse."
No! This is my corner!
You hear this club banger? I quit.
Yes, Lord!
Move, move, move!
I hate my life.
You know, you've got these great jobs, right?
I have one of those. Yes.
Okay. Great.
I am such an idiot. I'm sorry.
Coming up next, the Barden Bellas.
Yeah, okay. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
Well, we should probably go get ready.
But you guys, I'll, um... I'll see you guys?
After? Okay. Totally.
All right, maybe. Bye, guys.
You're gonna have so much fun.
Fired twice in one day.
Oh!
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