Suits LA

What can I do for you?

I want you, and not Ted.

I need you to get me an audition.

- That will make you a partner on day one.

You can skip right to the front of the line.

- I don't sell my soul defending criminals.

And I don't want to skip to the front of the damn line.

- Pellegrini paid a lawyer to offer you a job.

If it comes out that your father took money from the mob,

everyone'll think you're as dirty as he is.

John Amos was in here before.

I told him if you wouldn't get him an audition, I would.

- Ted, I used to think I wanted to be you.

I don't anymore, and I have to leave

before I forget that.

- You created the dynamic you had with your father.

At work, you did it with Stuart,

you did it with Rick.

You need to see your father and forgive him.

- He does not get to be forgiven!

- I always wanted to write movies.

- Well, then why-- - Because when you're

a first-generation Korean American,

you become a lawyer, not a writer.

- Give up the case. - I can't do that.

I love you, Ted,

but I'm gonna accept an offer from one of the firms

in Los Angeles.

- I have a videotape of Lester's confession.

Once the jury watch it, this trial's going to be over.

- Not bad for your first time as defense attorney.

- Couldn't have done it without you.

Good morning.

It certainly is.

I love the smell of victory.

- Apparently not the smell of humility.

- Oh, please, humility is just pretending

you didn't win when everyone knows that you dominated.

- Or it's arrogance in-- - Boring.

- All I'm saying is, I don't feel the need

to crow after every little win.

- Says the woman who strutted in here dressed like that.

This old thing?

This is just my "We put Elizabeth Smith

into the ground" outfit.

- Well, look who's not humble now.

- Please. Humility is for losers.

- Words to live by-- which I do.

Thank you, Rosalyn.

Listen, we have a staff meeting this morning.

I'd like you to be there.

Do you mind telling me why?

- I will tell you in the meeting.

Right now, there's something I need to take care of.

You just thinking about how you're gonna miss all of us?

- More like wondering what the big mystery is

that Rosalyn wanted me to meet you here.

No mystery.

I just know that you're leaving on Thursday,

and I wanted to make sure that you got paid.

In full.

Check day.

Don't you think this is missing a zero?

Are you kidding?

That's double what I said I'd pay you as a bonus.

- Bonus that's missing a zero. - Uh-huh.

- I mean, come on, Ted. I did break Lester for you.

- You mean you found out the truth...

- I'm with you. - Withheld it from me...

- Where is this going? - And then allowed me

to put on a defense that could have gotten me disbarred.

I'll give you that one.

And you want an extra zero?

I said no such thing.

Thanks, Ted.

You're welcome.

Listen, Kevin, I know it goes without saying, but there is--

there's always an office here with your name on it.

You know, that's funny.

Been out here all this time,

and you never gave me an office.

It's a metaphor.

You're a metaphor.

- You don't know what a metaphor is, do you?

And I never will.

Gonna miss you, buddy.

I'll miss you too.

- Ted, it's time.

Everyone's in the conference room.

- Can you not see that we're in the middle of a man hug?

I waited as long as I could.

I had to sit through that stupid metaphor bit.

I thought we would be here till Tuesday.

- I'm not gonna miss you, Rosalyn.

You already do.

- It occurs to me that this is our very first

partners meeting of the newly merged entity,

and Samantha and I have yet to discuss who, in fact,

shall steer this blessed ship on her maiden voyage.

- You're the one who called the meeting, Stuart.

I hate these things.

It always starts with a bad joke

before the inevitable ten minutes reading the agenda.

On to item number four...

I have a meeting today with David Bowie.

What? Icon David Bowie?

I love that guy!

Didn't he die, like, ten years ago?

- He's talking about a different David Bowie.

There's two David Bowies?

I didn't know there was one!

- Jesus Christ. - Yep, passed away in 2016.

The question is, how?

That is not the question.

- Yeah, just give me a sec. I'll have your answer.

- Is this how these things usually go?

Watch this.

Copeland, clean out your desk. You're fired.

And Melissa's cheating on you.

Liver cancer.

A silent killer.

If I may continue.

I think that I--

Sorry, Stuart. I have to go.

OK, you know what?

I get that I'm the only one who takes these meetings seriously,

but I don't think it's too much to ask to--

sorry, Rick.

You do what you have to do.

You're an idiot.

- I called this meeting because all of you know

what we've gone through.

What you might not be aware of is that this morning,

we made...

the front page, baby!

Yes. Thank you.

I appreciate that.

But this applause should be for all of you.

You could have left.

You did not.

So this is for all of us.

And I couldn't have done it without you.

Thank you.

- Now, you may have also noticed

there is a non-member of the firm here, Amanda Stevens.

And that is because without her,

this headline may very well have read "guilty."

Therefore-- - Ted, sorry to interrupt.

I need to talk to you.

- Rosalyn, we are in the middle of a meeting.

I know, but this can't wait.

What happened?

- I just found out John Amos died.

I'm sorry, everyone.

This meeting's gonna have to be put on hold.

What do we have here?

Betty Bear Claw.

Sally Sprinkles looking fit and tasty.

Ooh, Jelly-Filled Judy.

Looks like we have a winner.

- A man who names his doughnuts.

- I'm comfortable in my choices.

I'm not mad at it.

Seriously, Kevin, I have a favor to ask you

before you head back to New York.

- Yeah, yeah. What do you got?

- Tomorrow is my mom's birthday.

We have a tradition of going to dinner the night before,

just the two of us.

And I wanted to do something special.

She an attractive woman?

- What does that have to do with it?

Please, continue.

- So she has a friend from elementary school

in Altadena. Her name's Caroline Baker.

They've lost touch over the years,

but she still talks about her.

And I was wondering if--

- You want me to find her. - Yes.

Here's everything I know about her.

I'll do what I do.

- Thank you. -

OK.

I'll give you some privacy.

We gonna need it.

Did you miss me?

Yes, you did.

- Like, this is what I'm saying.

How do they do this so perfectly?

Whenever I try it, it turns out like...

both: A shapeless blob.

- You know, I love when we do that.

- That's actually why I wanted to meet you here.

- Oh, my God. Is this what I think it is?