The Wedding Year

Shit!

Whatever!

Ooh!

Mmm.

Oh, my God! This is amazing!

Look at this stuff.

Ooh! Yes, please.

Morning.

Morning!

Mara, you finding everything alright?

Oh, hey, Ellie!

Um, do you happen to have, like, a red belt?

Ooh, I don't know. Let me check.

By the way, you're late again.

I gotta gear up!

No way! You know the rules.

Nothing over a $100.

Remember when you got guacamole all over that

beautiful Saint Laurent?

It washed off!

Kinda.

Mara! What are you doing?

Oh, stop.

You gotta wear the expensive shit to sell the expensive shit.

Did you do your make-up high again?

Ellie, I'm not a degenerate.

I did my make-up and then I got high.

Well, you need to get your shit together because there's a girl

who wants to try on something from the bridal section.

Oh, no, don't make me go over there.

I know. It's torture and it sucks your soul out.

But that's where the money is.

So, go make some.

And smile.

Smiling!

Absolutely not. She looks like a hippie.

Like she's getting married in a barn.

Grandma, that's the point.

She is getting married in a barn.

Let's go back to Vera Wang.

This thrift shop is giving me shingles.

It wasn't on your list, - Thrift shop? Ugh!

- But I came in here last week and I found this, and I love it.

Well, ivory is just very modern.

And it's a good deal.

It's a disco onesie. I won't pay for it.

I'm sorry, did I hear barn wedding?

Even the sales girl thinks it's gauche.

Actually, I think it can be beautiful.

Sounds to me like you're planning the perfect wedding,

- um... - Kelly.

I love your necklace, by the way.

Thank you. Actually it was my grandmother's.

Well, you have lovely taste.

It's timeless.

That's what you should wear for your wedding, something you'll

still love in 50 years.

But this outfit is not quite marriage material.

Kelly, you're a kind of girl who stands out.

This lace-sleeved jumpsuit?

It's so background dancer.

But this vintage ivory gown.

Uh! I mean...

That is stunning. How much is it?

Most people set up payment plans for the pieces in

our elite collection.

This one with the crushed-diamond inlay?

It's my dream gown.

Let's try her on.

My hairdresser's step-brother dates one of

Meghan Markle's stylists.

This piece is exactly like the one Meghan wanted to wear

at the royal wedding.

The queen, though?

Total buzzkill about it.

Oh, honey. You look beautiful!

Lovely.

Love it.

I need to take a picture of this.

It's too good not to.

Yeah.

Smile!

Are you, um...

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks.

You're sure? 'Cause you don't seem like it.

I just saw my boyfriend hooking up with another girl outside.

I wanna leave, but he's sitting by the door,

- and my phone is dead. - Hey, say no more.

I know a way out the back, and I will call you a Lyft,

we'll get you out of here.

Mm-hmm. I... I can't ask you for that.

Yeah, you can.

Girls gotta have each other's backs, alright?

And you deserve so much more!

Hey, look at it this way.

You found a swan, you've got your out.

Now you can go be you.

Come on, let's get you out of here.

Get you in that Lyft.

You never know, maybe he'll be cute.

Hey, girl!

Hi.

Alex Feinberg, what is wrong?

This cute guy just completely blew me off.

It's fine, it's nothing, it's fine.

It's fine. I'm gonna die alone.

I think you need this.

- Thank you. - A lot.

Look, I keep telling you,

you're never going to meet someone wearing cargo shorts.

And I keep telling you that they're functional.

You look like a carpenter.

Trust me. I work in fashion.

Hardly.

Please. Today I sold a sick vintage gown to a barn bride.

Do you remember when my sister got married?

You compared her wedding to genocide.

If words can kill, then vows can massacre.

Well, she's happier than ever.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, she doesn't say hi, by the way.

Oh, she'll warm up to me, give it time.

Now this, this is something that I can't get over.

Put on some jeans!

Okay, I don't think you understand how many things

I can fit. I've got my wallet and keys, okay?

I can't.

And a beer, which you'll thank me for later.

I have chap stick and sunglasses in here some, some...

You're not even listening to me.

Oh, I know what you're doing.

Wait for me. Wait, wait, wait.

Pre-game or booty call?

Neither. Dinner.

God, you're awful.

Thank you.

No one is gonna buy you dinner on a first date

at 9:00 at night.

Well, stop being so cynical, Alex.

I believe that there is a guy out there somewhere,

- dumb enough... - Horny enough.

- To buy a girl an expensive meal the first time he meets her.

Now, help me find him.

Okay, I will swipe for you, so you don't feel shallow,

even though you are.

You're the best.

- Okay, this one is... - Hot!

But do we think he'll actually buy me dinner?

Hmph! No.

Okay. Okay, into it.

He's a chef. It's meant to be.

There is an alternative to dating for food, you know?

And that is?

Dating for love.

Ew. Don't be disgusting.

Let's see.

I will have the balsamic and mustard-glazed chicken,

and I'll start with the tuna tartare.

Very good.

It's tar-tar.