Alone (Issiz adam) (Issız Adam)

You tried this kind of stuff before?

Sure.

Good... Clean and confidential.

My partner wants to wear a basketball cap and shades.

That doesn't bother you, I hope.

OK. No problem...

My only condition is I won't go underneath.

Otherwise, like I said, I'm up for anything.

ALONE

I arrived in this world

With soil on the ground, stars in the sky

Parched on the one hand, with sea on the other

They gave me two hands and a head

A pair of eyes and told me to cry

People like me all around

T ongues, they say, are to speak the truth

Here is your heart. Love! they say

They lied to me

They lied to me

They never said anything about fate

They lied to me

They lied to me

They never said anything about fate

You are alive, so let my life pass by

At least let every day brim with joy

So what about the things, the people I love?.

And those I have lost my heart to?.

When longing dies, then I die too

So what happened to the people I love?.

T o those I lost my heart to?.

When longing dies, then I die too

Senol, don't do anything to show you recognise the guy.

- You didn't use his name, did you?. - No.

Good.

He looks nothing like in the paper.

It's not like his column is massive either.

He's just anyone. But you treat him like royalty.

If the guy doesn't leave satisfied...

You'll carve me up with the smallest knife.

Good... Hold it.

- Hello?. - What are you up to?.

- I'm good. How's things with you?. - Are you free?.

I guess business is bad again.

Well, it's midweek, isn't it?.

Don't tell me you're getting old.

Ooph! Are you coming over or not?.

OK. I'll come. A couple of words don't do it.

- Half an hour. - Well, fine. Superman's ready to fly...

45 minutes... I need a quick nap.

OK. I'll tell him if I see him. OK, OK. Hang up.

I'm on my way. Ooph!

- Don't pull my hair! It hurts! - Shut up! Let me fuck your hair!

It's the only thing left to fuck anyway, animal!

- Who am l?. - You're my man...

You're my animal. You're my pasha. You're my husband...

You're my everything!

So... Yasemin...

I didn't hurt you, did l?. I mean, look, you know me...

Oh God! OK, I know you.

Can I pour you a drink or something?. Vodka or whatever...

Well, hey! No kidding. Look who's getting old!

In the old days, I'd bust my ass to get a drink...

...and a couple of words out of you when we were done.

And you'd look me straight in the eye to make sure I left.

What's going on with you?.

You want me to play something?.

Sure, go ahead.

But play it for yourself. I'm out of here.

Hey, don't stick it here on the edge of the table like I'm the cleaning lady...

If you want treat a woman nicely, slip this into my bag...

...without me noticing. Let's have a bit of finesse around here...

OK.

OK. Don't leave it long.

Or I'll get upset... One day I'll do the schoolgirl for you.

You haven't sorted through your dirty laundry.

I was going to put the machine on...

OK, I'll do that now, Gulten Hanim.

Oh, and you're out of Domestos. Washing-up liquid too.

I'll call the grocery store. They'll send it.

T ry and leave around six.

But there's the windows to clean too.

OK, make it seven.

All right then.

Ahhh!

So it showed up...

Where did you find it?. I asked you to put it aside for me.

I'd never have forgiven you if it had been sold, Figen Hanim.

The girl must have put it there. I mean, it must have been the girl.

I'm sorry.

Oh, sorry...

Sorry. It's just nervous laughter. That's all.

Far From the Madding Crowd. Thomas Hardy. Do you have it?.

No.

Good as new.

Excuse me.

Goodbye.

How much do I owe you for this, Figen Hanim?.

How much shall we say?.

Let's say 150. And that's special for you.

You know how hard it is to get hold of. So 150 for you.

Alper. Alper! A bag! A bag!

I suppose you did laugh in there but...

Do you know that this LP was released in 1984 in only 2222 copies...

...and there's only around 200 of them left today?.

And because the record company later closed down...

...meaning no CDs were ever brought out...

... I'm holding a real treasure in my hand right now.

I didn't know that was the album you had.

I ve learned something more in my old age.

You should consider inserting a pause...

Using one long sentence doesn't mean...

...you've made some kind of impressive speech.

It just means your command of language is lousy.

Hello.

Do you have...?.

Far from something... The book... Far from Angry People...

By what's-his-name...

It's a matter of life and death...

No. That's not the title. Forget I ever said it.

Harvey... That's the writer's surname.

Come on there! Please help me! His surname's Harvey...

Thomas Hardy. Far From the Madding Crowd.

That's it! Let me get that right away.

Just a second, the classics are in the back.

You're wonderful!

This is enough, right?. I don't want a receipt.

But I have to scan the barcode.

OK, so just use another copy... Thanks a lot. Goodbye.

Found it! I found it.

The book.

You mean?.

You wanted this.

It's not hard to find. Every bookshop has it.

I particularly wanted a second-hand copy.

A collector like you doesn't get where I'm coming from.

This is second-hand. Look, this is how it works.

The book's mine, see?.

It's mine, mine, mine...

It's warming up.

Now I give it to you. So what happens?. It becomes second-hand

Gift of the day. T o umm... Make up.

- Sounds like your phone is ringing. - Yes. It's normal, right?.

Aren't you going to answer it?.

I get my mates to call for background music...

Your jokes suck, you know. Straight off a sitcom.

I'm sorry. I've talked too much.

OK... I mean, I'll take it then.

I mean... Actually l...

I understand. Please... Don't say anything.

LlTTLE HEROES

Sorry, this is kind of strange. It's like I've followed you...

...but that's not really the case.

The shop sign caught my eye.

When I took a closer look, there you were inside.

Right. It can happen. I've seen other people do that sometimes.

Isn't it kind of late to be opening the shop?.

I wasn't opening it. I'd opened up already. I just went out at one point.

You mean, it's you who makes all this stuff?. How does it work?.

Like this. On big days, say birthdays or festivities at school...

...kids get to be whatever they want to be.

- Thanks to you. - Well...

I'd like to be Zagor.

We don't do XXX-large.

I'd like to get something for my son. But I don't even know what he likes.

Well. We could ask.

But there's not much point left then. Is there?

I'm sorry. I don't want to pry but...

The classic story. We got divorced. I see him once a week.

That doesn't leave a lot of time to ask him...

...who his all-time hero is.

I find he's grown from one week to the next as it is.

- lt must be hard. - lt is.

Very...

Anyway. I ve talked too much again. T ake it easy... Goodbye.

Suppose we do something like this. Bring him here one day...

...Iet him choose a costume and I'll make it.

Or get his measurements and it can be a surprise.

OK... Wonderful

I'm Ada.

Alper.

Hello?. I think you called.

- It's me, Ece. - Sorry, who?.

I'm sorry. My phone packed up. All the numbers went.

That's why I didn't recognise you.

And I was waiting for you to call.

OK. It was nicked back then. After that I got a new one.

And that packed up. It fell in the water at home.

Don't swear, please. It's rude.

Oh God! What a jerk!

Welcome.

That's the guy.

The wizard behind all this artistry, the man himself!

Alper Bey, about the only thing we haven't done is not come for high tea.

Enjoy the meal.

What will become of me?. I've put on five kilos since I started this job.

All thanks to you...

We have a diet menu. Let's find something there for you.

I read this in a magazine somewhere.

There are two lines men use without believing a word of them.

One is, I love you. And the other is, I'm only going to eat salad today.