Da grandi

No, not even today!

Champion? Wake up it's time, come on.

It's bad weather, dad.

Better, so you train with the wind.

Come on.

Serena, how many times have I told you not to eat this crap?

Come on, it's late.

Leo? Leo, what are you doing?

- Your milk is getting cold! - I decided, grandfather.

Today I leave and go to India looking for mom and dad.

Yes?

Either the bag or the life. The bag stays here.

And if you fail in school you also lose your life.

After you. scoundrel!

Turn on the guest bedside speaker.

Hard rock playlists. Maximum volume.

- Things? - Turn it off, thanks.

Can you free mom, please?

I wish I didn't go to school, but unfortunately it is mandatory.

Excuse me. This is my son Tato.

Tato, he's…

- Philip. - Philip.

Good morning.

Whose birthday is it today?

Congratulations!

Let's see if you've done well.

Then you've gotten really big!

Of course! He changed the sheet.

Ugly spy, you pay me for this!

Is it possible that at nine years old do you still pee the bed?

Happy birthday big pissing brother.

Two and ninety.

Two ninety-one.

Two ninety-two.

Two ninety-three.

Sere, don't give up. Let's go up to at least 500.

When you grow up you will thank me. After Serena Williams, Serena Lombardi.

Leo, you can't leave for India today.

"Of Venus and Mars you don't get married and you don't leave".

Today is Friday, so you can't.

Remember that in about ten years, I will choose your retirement home.

And you remember, that in about ten minutes,

we will choose your college.

If it works.

And do you like it?

It runs, yes. Like a top.

However! Phenomenon the little guy.

So, goodbye.

See you tonight if you like.

Wait, let me think…

She suits me.

Activate fireproof front door.

What?

Turn it off, thank you. False alarm.

I go to school, mom.

Home automation two, Filippo zero.

- Dad. - Huh?

Did you forget something?

No because? I have the phone, the wallet as well.

I've got everything. Hurry it's late.

My friends are coming tonight for a sleepover for my…

My?

Oh my, right.

For your birthday. Best wishes, Marcolino.

Excuse me. Hi love.

HI.

Guys, hurry up. I'll wait for you in the car.

If you have a pajama party, where am I sleeping tonight?

With mom and dad. Are not you happy?

They are happy, at least I don't bathe all the Latvian.

It's not my fault.

Not mine either.

- Did you train today? - Yes, two hours with my father.

Guys, look. I'm going viral in America!

It will be one to whom the like started by mistake.

If I get to a million followers they pay me too.

You only have us as followers.

Here is the other follower. Ready?

Hello!

Give me an M! Give me an A!

Give me an R! Give me a C!

Give me an O.

- Many… - Congratulations…

Mark!

Thanks friends.

- Come on let's go. - Yes!

Francesca, I will always love you.

I'll marry you when I grow up and we will be very happy.

Okay.

- Happy birthday, Mark. - Thank you.

Thank you,

but I would like you to write the essay.

You were so good, what happened?

Promise me you won't do it anymore?

- All right. - Well.

This is the Marco I like.

Pass it on, Ivan.

You don't play with my ball.

Everyone knows you're a goat and that you are the teacher's pet.

It is not true! Goat you will be there.

I'll tell you another. Do you know what he does every night?

Pissing on the bed.

Piss in bed!

- You're a liar. - His sister told my sister.

- Who did it? - Him!

Did you think? It's always you Poggi.

But it was mine!

See you in the presidency for a nice note.

Hello, Francesca.

Poggi punched me in the face.

- If you want, I'll tell the Dean. - If anything, tell your grandparents.

- This child is too lively. -He's unlucky, you know.

He is not justified forever.

"Sorry, I robbed a bank, but I'm so unlucky."

How's the bed and breakfast?

Well! I have only one free room. In fact, if you know someone…

Frances, can i come and live with you?

We'll talk about it when you grow up.

But when I grow up I can come, it is confirmed?

Yes, sure, it's confirmed.

It is also confirmed that recess is over.

You too, make it easier.

Please.

- At your orders, Mr. Headmaster! - Go.

Did you like the whimsical?

- Well. - Sure, who doesn't love frozen pizzas?

Here, good.

- I'll take the cake. - At least that's true.

Listen, Signorino,

the teacher told me that you no longer do your homework. How come?

At that time?

Dad, don't yell at me now, there are my friends.

I yell at you because I'm your father and I pay the mortgage on this house.

Of course! You haven't paid him for two months.

These are not your problems. When I speak you shut up and mute. Clear?

It's clear?

You said: "Shut up and be silent."

I made a witty son.

You too, though… frozen pizzas.

Rotisserie and food they no longer give us credit.

Want the details?

You're weighing me down the collapse of real estate sales?

I'll weigh you that you haven't sold one in months.

And you're always around.

I'm always around, but I don't enjoy it.

My stomach is growling.

- We ask your brother for a loan. - What?

Can I ask you, he's always had a soft spot for me.

Do you bring the lighter?

Which means: "He always had soft spot for me"?

Here it is!

But mom, did you do this to me? I don't like trifle.

Sorry, mom really forgot.

- You like? - No.

- Indeed there is liquor. - Just a little.

The important thing is to blow out the candles and make a wish.

Exact.

Dad, speaking of wishes, my present?

My present?

Your gift, of course! Mom took care of that, didn't she?

Yes! We got you…

nice suit!

Wow!

But what gift is a suit? You promised me the hoverboard.

Marco, let's not start, that stuff costs too much.

But what does it take? the money is taken from the ATM. No?

They are taken from ATMs if you put them in first.

Otherwise you have to apply for a loan.

Why didn't you ask?

Why didn't we ask?

Now the trifle problem It's me?

- Enough! I wanted the hoverboard. - Marco!

Where are you going? Marco!

- Where are you going? - Wait for me.

Compliments.

That's enough, I don't want to see them anymore.

Don't cry, we're here.

Make room for us and let's sleep all in the same bed embraced.

It doesn't suit you.

Ivan told the truth, I still pee at night.

I can not stand it anymore!

I want to grow up.

I can not wait either.

Me too, actually.

Do you tell me?

Wait, I have an idea!

- Things change. - Yes?

Yes, they change over the years. So?

- I became bourgeois, so what? - Exact.

And anyway it's really true, I picked the wrong brother.

Oh my, what did I say!

Make a wish, come on.

All together.

I will never play tennis again.

I won't let anyone sleep with mom.

I will finally marry Francesca.

I'm going to look for dad and mom, but first the Headmaster was swollen with a blow.

I want to grow up.

Hey.

Where are my friends? Who are you?