The 13th Unit

I don't know why you were in such a hurry

to get this stuff in storage tonight.

Just needed to be done.

Okay...if you say so.

Come here.

What?

Come here.

What?

Okay, what are you doing?

Shh...

You're so bad!

Shh, it's gonna be okay.

Donovan!

Paul is full of shit!

He's a low-down dirty bastard and should be disbarred.

It doesn't matter!

Scum like that are the reason why people don't trust lawyers.

Dude, I'm telling ya... Get it right, or you're done!

Okay.

Hey, Chris...

Have I ever told you how much I appreciate all the shit

you've gone through to move all this crap?!

No problem, Mr. Morgan.

Chris...

How long you been with the company?

Eight years, sir.

Eight years! Oh God...

Time flies by when you're having fun.

We can't do this here...

It's gonna be okay.

Come on, silly. Let's just get the stuff done

and go home.

Shh, it's gonna be okay.

Hello?!

Hello!

Yeah...

Oh, my reception's bad 'cause I'm at my storage place.

I'll call you back!

You know Chris, I appreciate all the hard work that you do?

Yes, sir.

I knew you were up for a promotion.

Yep!

Chris...

Times have been difficult.

And there was only one promotion spot available...

And you know what? I had to give it to Scott.

Now...

You're a lot more trustworthy,

And you're a harder working guy.

But there was just something about Scott

that jumped out at me. I had to grab him.

And I hope you understand.

Yeah...

I understand.

And please, know that it had nothing at all to him being...

my nephew.

Yes, sir.

Feels good, don't it?

Sir?

Feels good to know that your boss...

appreciates what you do and acknowledges it.

Feels good, don't it?!

Yes, sir. Feels good.

Feels good.

Feels good.

Feels good.

Gimme a minute, Chris.

Hello, hello?!

No, can't hear you!

Shit, I've got no reception! Hang on, I'll be right there!

Hey! You okay?

Hey, Chris?!

Hey, Chris!

Man, where are ya?!

Chris! Where are ya, man?!

I gotta go!

Come on, Chris! I gotta go!

That's enough of this shit!

Oh God, no!

No, no!

Somebody!

Feels good, don't it?

Feels good, don't it?!

Somebody! No!

Help me! Somebody!

Feels good, don't it?

Come on, we can't do this here.

It's gonna be okay.

I wanna go home now.

It's gonna be okay.

Come on...

It's gonna be okay.

Honey...

It's gonna be okay.

Come on!

Come on, you guys!

So, Mike, what I'm trying to say is that this semester--

The demon stone...

How we gonna get in there?

We're gonna take it. We're just gonna grab it.

It's all around 12 thousand pounds.

But how we gonna move it if it's that heavy?

How we gonna move it?

So, what? Now you're telling me you're afraid of demons?

Uh no, what I'm trying to tell you is that we don't have time

to be chasing rainbows this semester, Mike.

Why not?! That's what we do!

Come on, we're thrillseekers! That's what life is all about!

Yeah look, I would rather go chasing rainbows...

than just sit around waiting to say "bingo" and keel over.

Now look, the three of us, we have hit up caves in the Congo.

Come on, we've surfed in Acapulco!

We have climbed and skydived damn near every spot from here to Tahoe.

And now you're telling me you're afraid of some legend.

Focus on your thesis, Michael. Not another crazy scheme!

It's not crazy.

Lemme get this straight then.

You wanna go into this underground storage facility

and go through these old tunnels just to find some stolen

grave statues? - Ah no, no...

Priceless stolen grave statues.

You probably don't even know they're down there!

Yes, I do! Look, I am in with the guy who works there!

He doesn't know what he has.

Mike, if this was so easy,

how come you haven't gone down there yourself already?

I would've...

But I need your help.

Look you guys, this time I promise.

I promise there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Mike, if you were a midget in a green costume..

And had four-leaf clovers spewing out of your ass...

I still wouldn't believe that shit!

And it sounds dangerous, anyway!

It's not dangerous!

How do you know?!

Okay...

"The Demon Stones of the Ontume, major archaeological treasure,

were stolen from the Museum of Science and Industry.

Anonymous tip led police to a warehouse where they discovered

mutilated bodies... of numerous suspects,

but the artifacts were never recovered."

Okay...

Okay!

There's more...

"Hieroglyphics have linked the ancient tribe to partake in...

human sacrifice and demon worship.

Legend states the stones whistle when covered with blood.

This however, has never been proven."

Okay, okay, so... It's creepy...

But it's not dangerous.

Okay Mike...

So we just go down there and we see if these things whistle.

That's it, right?

Yes, yes!

And I know that deep down inside...

you wanna know, too!

Michael, what is this?

Is this a joke?!

You know I don't like messing around with voodoo,

and crap like this!

Kendra, you're really that scared?

No, I just don't want to end up on the front page of the newspaper!

Not going to!

Look, all I need you to do is navigate me and Floyd

through the tunnels and help us pull it out!

Then we go to the museum...

Cash in...

And Kendra...

I know your parents could use the money.

Hey, come on, man, look...

Kendra, you don't have to do this if you don't want to, okay?

Whatever...

You guys both know my dad lost his job.

And my mom's stressed about losing the house.

This could help.

So we're all in?

Looks like it.

All right, it's settled.

Feels good, don't it?

Look, we're closing up. I'm not gonna go upstairs to cut a lock.

Oh really?! Like an extra 10 minutes

is really gonna kill you?! Honesty?!

Sorry ladies, but--

Listen, listen, we really need to get the stuff out of the locker.

Well then, where's your key?

I told you, it's lost!

Look, we're gonna be super quick!

Look, I've been here all day today, all right?

Come back tomorrow.

Come back tomorrow!

Oh, such a hard day!

Fucking idiot.

What are you doing?

Let's go.

Hey, are you feeling okay?

What?! - I don't know, did you take your pills today?

What?!

Yeah, I took my pills!

'Cause you're just acting a little snappy, little on edge.