Infinity Train

Step away from that criminal!

Criminal? We got to leave!

Unh! Unh!

Whoa! Whoa!

Ah. Unh!

Huh? Uhhh!

Ugh. Come on!

Don't litter, MT!

We're already criminals!

Run!

Unh!

There's no escape, sliver!

What? MT, what is going on?

Later!

Ah!

Open the door!

Open the door!

Ugh, come on.

You're making a big mistake, son!

You're harboring a criminal reflection!

Wait. Are you the criminal?

No! I- I mean, it's complicated!

I know you can hear me in there, sliver.

Ah!

Hey. You okay in there, son?

What's your name?

Mnh-mnh.

Jesse. Ugh.

Nice to meet you, Jesse!

I'm Sieve.

I'm a Mirror Officer of the Peace.

Jesse, do you know who she is?

Ugh! Oof!

She's a dangerous extremist from our Mirror World.

She'll say anything to get what she wants.

She did it to her Prime, and she'll do it to you, too.

Her Prime?

Aw, boy.

She hasn't told you anything, has she?

Ignore them. Why?

They've told me more about you than you have!

I don't owe you an explanation.

Oh, really?

Where did you get that?

Does it matter? It's you.

You're a criminal!

Well, you're an idiot!

Yeah, I am, for trusting you!

I'm going back to the station for The Lawbreaker.

Mm-hmm.

You're lucky you ran into me!

Yeah, bad lucky!

Please don't kick me.

Why would we kick you?

Well, ma'am, the only way to open the doors

and get out of this here car is if'n you kick me.

But please don't kick me.

Sorry, but if it's the only way...

Ugh! Oh!

You would.

What's that supposed to mean?

Kicking a defenseless frog?

Uh, toad. Sorry.

Kicking a defenseless toad?

A-thank you very much.

That proves you're a criminal.

I am not a criminal.

Oh me, oh my! All this anger and arguin'.

I know where this leads --

to kickin' poor ol' chub-a-lubby me!

Fine! You don't want me to kick him?

Then I won't.

Oh, thank my lucky warts.

You can do it because all you've done is hold us back.

That's not true.

I got us out of that Map Car!

Yeah, and how long did that take?

Do you even want to get off this train?

Yes, of course, I do!

Then kick the toad!

Oh, no, back to this again.

Oh, oh, please don't kick me!

Uh, I'm sorry.

Huh?

Uh.

Huh.

Wait a minute.

Just do it already! Get it over with!

Waiting's the hardest part.

I...think you have to do it.

Mnh-mnh. Your number was changing.

Clearly, it's a passenger thing.

Y'all need anything?

Maybe some cookies and warm pond water?

Uh, no thanks.

Okay, good. I-I ran out years ago.

Makes hosting folks quite difficult.

Hmm.

No, that looks stupid.

Ugh.

Record it!Jesse, record it!

All: Man test! Man test!

Man test! Man test!

Man test! Man test!

Man test! Man test! Man test!

I-I don't know.

If I do it, can I hang out with you?

-Hey, be a man. -Yeah, come on.

Make him do it, Jesse!

Jesse: Yeah, it's fine, just do it already, Nate!

If you don't do it, you can't be a man!

O-Okay.

Can we do it on the count of three?

I just don't want to fall.

Yeah. One...

Aah! Two, three.

Aaah! Oh!

Epic fail!

It -- It really hurts.

"It weally hurts."

You failed! Ah!

Jesse, tell him he failed!

Jesse: Nate, you failed the man test!

Jesse...

Is he crying?

You better not tell Mom!

Did you get all that?

It was epic!

Your brother beefed it.