Permanent Roommates

Are you nervous thinking about mom and dad?

I tested positive!

And the reports are on the wayl.

This time when he returns from America, we will get married.

But..just now I don't want to get married.

At this age if you want to marry, you'll get divorces or a man like me.

Khatri said, in 50-60 lakhs entire wedding expenses can be taken care of.

Who gave you this power to interfere in my wedding?

You lie to Tanya that you can't return the advance.

If you want to be a hero, be with talent, bro. Why with budget?

Have a bet with me, I'll break the marriage.

'Lata doesn't like you'

If they all will come for your wedding, then we'll not come.

Original documents are missing, you will not get the date.

What keeps you going?

The Child!

Actually yeah!

The child keeps us going.

We try to listen to him.

We never realized that this all will be so enjoyable.

'You are my superhero! You are nice man!'

How are you, dear? -Hi aunty.

Got your message last night. Suddenly early morning..anything urgent?

Yes..hold on for a minute, please.

Hello papa. Whatsup?

Did you think of any name for the child?

Tanu has rejected all the good names I suggested her.

Good names? You suggested 'Chacha'

So that we can call him 'Chacha Choudhary'

That's right, he is superhero!

What's this...? -Sir! I'll change my shirt and come.

I told you ... -I didn't take a day off for this.

What are you doing? -You said, Tanya wanted to talk to me.

I had said I'll wear that blue shirt... -Oh mom..aunty...

Second papa...you all hold on please.

Tanu wants to talk to you all something very important.

You say, I'll give you moral support.

Okay so..you all are aware that I'm 18 weeks pregnant. Right?

So now you have to stop your childish behavior.

We're pushing the wedding date because of your immature fights

Aunty, I'm tired showing my wedding Photoshop pictures.

Tiwari take 12-14 hours to click one photoshoot.

that poor guy will have how many nights out?

Do you know he has got dark circles?

Tomorrow itself we're going to meet Dinesh uncle and fix the wedding date.

How is that possible?

By the end of this call if your fight doesn't resolves...

...then we are sorry, we're getting married without you all.

Mom, what's wrong with you?

You were such a sensible and boring kind of a person.

What problem do you have if second papa is again getting marred and getting third mother?

What problem would I have?

With whom he is getting married, I've problem with her.

What all she didn't say about me... Okay you tell me one thing...

...if it's love marriage, or live in relationship or child before marriage...

..what all didn't I accept?

Now if you ask me to forget about my self respect, how is that possible?

If you want to get married without our presence, go ahead.

Marriage!..hold on..hold on.. Who is getting married?

From where did the marriage topic come?

We have still not talked about the gifts.

See..I knew it was about this, it always about this.

Was I saying anything wrong? -what nonsense are you talking?

I am talking anything wrong.

I want to gift a suit to sir.

How will I buy if he doesn't tell me the color?

By the way, maroon will look very good on you. Try it.

Tanya..how does he talk to me?

How he looks at me! Like this even your mother wouldn't have looked at me.

Sir..people want to turn friends to family.

But I want to change family into friends.

Why such a big deal in it?

No..no papa..first we put the # and then say what we want to.

I break the rules #

Look dear, whatever they have said about me...

I am willing to let everything pass.

I don't want you to suffer. -Hold on, please.

No one has said anything. Sorry uncle, grandpa has made us say everything.

He has taken advantage of your insecurities. Mr. Purushottam is aware of everything.

He is the root cause of all these problems.

Papa, why did you leave grandpa with us and go away?

There is Pudhin Hara and Iodex smell in the entire house.

Yesterday he fed sandwiches made out of soap to the e neighboring dog

...he was vomiting all over the garden.

Society people are complaining.

I can understand you very well.

But can't we both enjoy?

Anyways, at that time his back pain treatment was going on.

Then how could we get him along with us?

Sorry uncle but he is responsible for all this.

So please you all talk to each other and resolve this matter.

Because once if he wakes up we'll not be able to talk.

Aunty, just now my first ultra sound is there, we're going to see the baby for the first time.

It's a very big day for us.

So please you all talk to each other.

No..no..any how we have to stop her.

You hold her legs.

And keep an eye on her son, he plays with the iPills in the corridor.

Fine..okay..okay.

Sorry madam. But one day these family relations with destroy me.

In the waiting room it's been more than an hour Mrs. Pathore's estrogen level is high.

BP is high, it's at the peak.

And you...you have not eaten since morning.

Now taking God's name let's begin with the test, everything will be fine.

No ..no we'll wait for Mikesh. Uncle please.

But where is Miko?

Again since morning grandpa's drama has begun.

'Himatika is calling me at the Heaven' Himatika is his wife, she is no more..

He has gone to make eat that.

Because of that pizza, I'll lose Mrs. Pathore also.

Don't know God has put in what test... -Sorry ..little more time.

...that uncle will do your shame-shame inside.

Dear, forget that, peon will handle all that, you come here.

Let’s begin with the test.

Try to understand that there is an auspicious moment also.

You had said, you will take just 15 minutes.

What would I do? Grandpa ate two entire large pizzas.

I fell short of money and card machine was not working

So I had to pawn Purushottam and go to the ATM and come.

Does it takes 45 minutes to go to ATM?

I was not delaying it purposely. What would I do if there was no ATM around?

But still on such an important day, how can you leave me alone?

I fall short of just 17 rupees.

This is lack of planning I'm talking about.

You never keep 500-1000 rupees extra in your pocket..

I always...but why do you take away the change from my purse...

...to buy lemons, ginger etc and when needed there is no change in my pocket.

Tanya...don't interferes uncle, you don't need to defend me.

I'm not interfering, I'm showing you both.

Look at it...

Look at it...

Beautiful set of kidneys!

He will be naughty as soon as he comes out.

Oh wow.. Like God himself.

I am done here.

And I don't want anymore arguments.

Why no arguments? It's your fault, I should be angry with you.

I'll go to meet aunty, even I feel better after meeting her.

It's hot, blow and then eat.

No I'll not blow and eat.

Today I'll eat away all the chilies also.

You didn't put salt also.

Sorry!

For the omelet and not for yesterday.

It should be the other way.

Tanu, atleast sometimes accept your mistake.

If you say this once again then tonight also cuddle grandpa and sleep in his room.

What is this, buddy?

Since I've come you both are fighting like Edision and Tesla.

What will you both do when your marriage rituals will be going on...

...then all the ritual will be end up in a mess then don't blame me.

What is the problem?

Problem is Mikish.

My first ultra sound, my baby's first photo...

..baby's first memory, I wanted to frame and place it on center shelf...

...but he lost it.

I didn't lose it and what do you mean by my baby...?

It was our baby, it was our ultra sound.

Uncle, never accepts her mistake. Tiwari is right, this egg eating vegetarian are...

Photo is lost, right? No problem, I'll call Udit...

..he'll give you an appointment and then another copy from him...

He has to heed me, after all I'm 2 1/2 minutes elder to him.

I wanted to preserve his first memory.

We can't substitute to it.

Now if I'll put the copy, it will make me love his less, and get angry on him more.

Correct ...correct, it's your fault.

okay tell me, how did you lose the photo?

I asked him to keep the bag with me and go but no...

If you would have not argued with me, I'd never lose that bag.

What do mean...-Hang on... how will I understand anything like this?

Do you remember Darbin? -Who Darbin?

Okay listen...from where are you coming?

You saw, I came from kitchen with the omelet.

No..no I mean from where has this modern come?

From monkey, right?

First monkey came and then man, right?

No..no ..no monkey had come, I was at home only..

Yesterday a pigeon had come, Tanu shooed it away.

Oh bro..I mean, if we'll not start the story from monkey and reach till man...

..and what are you both doing, you're reaching directly to man...

How will I understand if you don't tell from the beginning?

You want to listen from beginning? -Yes.

I'll tell you. -Yeah.

Yesterday after ultra sound we're returning home by Purushottam's Ola.

Okay.

Yesterday after ultra sound you're returning home by Purushottam's Ola.

Yes.

Such a miracle. We created a human life.

It was such a passionate and creative process

You keep this in your bag.

Why are you roaming with such a big bag?

This is greatest online deal ever.

Bag worth 5 lakhs just 10,000 bucks along with a free pair of shoe laces...

What else a man can ask for?

Miko, give me a packet of oregano.

No. Grandpa have you become addicted to oregano, you keep chewing it all the time like tobacco.

No, you'll not get it.

Ah..I love that song.

Sorry, I was trying to raise the volume.

Brain doesn't work on empty stomach