Everwinter Night

I think I know where we are.

It certainly does sound that way.

What does that mean?

This, this! That is the sound of a woman

that knows exactly where she's going.

I know what way we're going, okay?

We took 3-A up until that right off of Dick Brown, and then we took...

We are still on Dick Brown.

No, no, no.

We took a right on East Clementine,

but it's still technically Dick Brown until...

Would you please just pick a direction for the map?

Keep it there, and don't move.

Thank you.

Wow.

What a grump.

I'm sorry, okay?

It's just been driving for hours in this friggin' snow.

And all I wanted to is just kick back by the fire

and put my feet up preferably on the corpse of Dick Brown,

and whoever made that map.

Hey.

Sugar bear.

Baby.

Look at me.

I'm still driving.

This is gonna be fun.

I can't wait to just be away from the rest of the world

with just you.

Me too, Buttercup.

Me too.

Wait, is that it?

No. No, it can't be.

We got at least another hour.

You know what?

Fuck it, maybe we can pull in and ask for directions.

We are not lost!

No, maybe we just pull into that lodge up there

and I can brag to whoever's inside

about what a good navigator you are, huh?

Well, this is pretty rad, huh?

We paid for the time share already.

We are going to make it to the time...

Hey, hey, hey.

As long as we are sharing our time together.

That's all I care about, Buttercup.

Is any of this working?

You're lucky I have to pee.

Shouldn't we have knocked?

Knock?

Look at this place, it's welcoming, it's friendly.

They got a fire going for us, they got a coat rack.

We can hang up our coats.

Hello?

Videotapes… I bet they have a bathroom!

Hello?

Why don't you ring the bell?

Why would you tell me to ring the bell?

What, do you think the bell summons baby tears?

Hey.

Hey! - Hey!

Sorry about the wait, there's a little one back here

that's just fussing up a...

Son of a gun.

Well, I guess I'm the gun.

Coming Jackie.

I mean, I can just hold it.

It's gonna be fine.

I'll cross my legs, I'll find a bush.

Buttercup, it's okay.

You just go to the restroom, I'll get directions.

You mean you'll confirm our already correct directions.

I'll confirm our already one hundred percent correct directions...

Sorry about that folks.

Little, Jackie boy just doesn't take the bottle

when his mama's not around, you know.

Only the real thing will do.

He's not the only one, right?

Yeah, right. Uh…

Listen, uh…

I unfortunately can't put you up tonight. We're full up.

Oh, that's so okay.

We were actually just hoping to use the restroom

if you don't mind.

I can't.

I promise I'll be in and out.

Please, please, please…

All right.

Uh…

Down the hall, first door on the left.

Oh my God, thank you, thank you.

We really appreciate that, sir.

Thank you.

Now…

One working man to another.

When you say that you're full up…

Do you mean that you're full up or...

We are full up.

Alecto rise!

Alecto rise.

Alecto rise.

Aid us your power. Feed Us.

Okay, what if…

I double the rate?

That is seventy eight...

Sir, we have no vacancy.

Bear?!

You two ought to head out. It…

It's not a good time.

All right.

Thank you, we'll be out of your hair.

Sir, don't, you can't go back there.

I'll grab her, we'll be right out of here.

You can't go back there, sir.

Hey, I'm serious. You... Jack!

Alecto rise!

Alecto rise.

Buttercup, we gotta go.

Buttercup?

Alecto rise.

Feed us!

Buttercup?

What's wrong?

My Dizzy!

How are you? - Oh, I'm dead.

I can feel it.

Squishy zombie bones.

Careful of my zom-boner.

Ew. What is wrong with you.

Okay.

On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?

I died of boredom.

Numbers mean nothing to me now.

Looking to leave so soon?

No, I just can't stand the sight of you.

You all locked and loaded.

That laugh is gonna haunt my dreams.

Have you heard yours?

You think they use her laugh for like…

torture methods at POW camps?

Shh.

Can you not hate fun?

You're here now.

Can we go?

Can we actually hang out for just a second?

Okay, but like… This weird old lady runs the place

and I don't think she's gonna be too thrilled

about a late check-in.

Yeah, we can handle that.

She goes to bed at like five p.m.

Well, then we're definitely over time.

I just don't wanna make her mad.

Oh, come on, V.

Wet blanket, dizzy bones, Isabella, chill.

How do you look so effortlessly put together?

Um, this isn't effortless.

You know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean.

That coat would wear me.

Okay, V, actually, can we talk about

the weekend for a second?

Are we not doing that right now?

Oh my God!

Oh, the Kappa Girls are back!

Becca, Fiona.

So beautiful.

This is V.

Hi!

Oh my God!

Hi, V.

Oh, she's so pretty.

You are, you're gorgeous. Wow!

This is your friend from childhood who I remember hearing all about

Ooh, ooh!

We have news.

Okay, okay. Let me tell them.

Okay, so we were like over there

being like frumpy little bitches, okay?

Just like, no guys around. - We met these guys...

Shh.

And then these hot, rich guys.

These hot, rich guys.

And they're so nice.

They're not jerks.

And they're so hot.

Okay, they're renting a place at the base of Shukrah Mountain.

It's like a super nice place.

They started talking to us. They were chatting us up...

Oh my God!

Address, they…

They sent an address.

We gotta get our shit together. Stat!

Okay, we'll be right back.

We're just gotta grab our stuff. We'll be right back!

Okay, listen, I made plans with them

before I made plans with you.

And I totally forgot.

That's why I was so adamant about getting the bigger place

and I was going to tell you

but I couldn't find the right thing to say