Only You

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

five, four, three...

two, one...

- Happy New Year! - (laughter and cheering)

Better late than never. Better late than never.

25 minutes to go.

Oh, my God! Would somebody kiss me, please?

Right, Ok.

- Happy New Year. - Thanks.

- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.

Happy New Year, everyone.

Erm...can I just say that you look absolutely fucking beautiful?

- You look amazing. - Have you ever seen him in a kilt before?

No, no.

Glass down, come on.

- For friendship! - (Woman) I love you!

Have we done each other?

- No! - Shall we do another one?

- (chuckling) Yeah. - Happy New Year.

- My brother is so in love with you. - You always say that, Carly.

He salivates when he looks at you.

- (laughs) - (Carly) He's besotted.

And he's a catch.

He's 40. He's ready to settle down.

And he's a lawyer.

- How old are you again, Elena? - He's the whole shebang.

- 35. - (Woman) Oh.

- I thought you were younger than that. - No.

Apparently he's very impressive in the sack.

Oh, shut up!

I think you should go on a date with him.

- I think we don't have that connection. - Con she just sleep with him?

Ah! I suppose so.

- (fireworks fizzing outside) - I think l just want a wedding.

I'm trying to manipulate you into becoming my sister-in-law.

- I am already your sister. - OK, well, fuck him, then.

Enjoy.

But just send him a little text message afterwards saying he's got a massive cock.

- Just so his ego isn't bruised. - (laughter)

I'm very protective of my big brother.

Hi, Siobhan. Your parents just called. Sorry, sorry.

Er...your parents just called. They need to get back.

What time is it?

- Quarter to two. - No, you are not breaking up the party!

- Actually, I'm going with you. - No, no, no, Elena. You are not going.

Why is everyone going?

Are you sure you don't wanna stay?

I'll just kick Shane onto the sofa and you can have the spare bed.

I'm happy to share the spare.

OK, darling, well, listen.

Text me when you get in, so I know you're safe.

Or I'll worry.

Hey! Hey!

Hey. I'm sorry, he saw me first. I was right there.

- Sorry. I'm going... - No. No, no.

I seen him first.

I was right there with my arm like that.

Sorry, sweetheart, I never seen you.

OK. Whatever.

Have a happy New Year.

He saw me first, just for you to know.

- Hey, Hey - No!

- Take the taxi. - No, you can take it.

No, you can take it.

- How's... - So, were you...

- Sorry. - Sorry.

I was just gonna ask if you had a nice New Year.

Yeah, thank you.

Er ...I went to a friend's house,

and we just basically got drunk, so it was fun.

How about yours?

I was DJ-ing so I had to stay sober.

I didn't know you had to stay sober if you were a DJ. You just do like...

Like this and this.

There's actually a lot more to it than meets the eye.

- There is a lot to coordinate. - Really?

- Yeah. - Like what?

Like... I mean, there's...

There's the tracks and level and...

OK.

Are you a good DJ?

I dunno.

I'm Jake, by the way.

Do you mind opening the window?

Yeah, sure.

I think I'm feeling sick.

S-Sorry?

I'm feeling sick.

Are you actually gonna be sick?

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be sick. - Excuse me, mate?

- Are you OK? - Yeah.

If you just, erm... stick your fingers down your throat...

Like, it always helps me. You just get it all out and you'll feel better.

Yeah, but, no, it doesn't work with me.

- I tried before, and... - OK.

I think I'm just go... I'm gonna walk home.

Like, the fresh air, it's...

- OK. - ...good.

- Will you be all right on your own? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I just need to walk. - You don't want me to walk with you?

- No, it's fine. Thank you so much. - Are you sure?

No, no, no. Thank you, it's fine. It's OK.

Uh...thank you, and I'm sorry about before.

- I'm sorry. - OK.

Happy New Year.

Yeah, Happy New Year.

Thanks for sharing the cab.

- This is a really nice apartment. - Thank you.

Hove you got it all to yourself, or... have you got flatmates?

Oh, no, no, it's just me.

Cool.

How long have you been here?

Like, ten years, maybe?

- Ten years? Wow. - Yeah.

I rented it, and then the owner died, so I bought it.

So, how old are you?

How old are you?

- 26. - OK. How old do you think I am?

My age? Or maybe...older?

Er...28?

- 29? - 29's good.

Good. Good for what?

- For nothing. - For nothing?

- Sorry. I meant... - It's no... not nice?

Erm...I read recently that women are in their sexual peck in their 30s.

Whoa!

Apparently. I don't know...

- I'm there. - Sorry, I don't know.

You've got a wicked record collection.

Erm...it was my dad's collection.

He's a musician.

He's got great taste.

Yeah, it's... it's his one good quality, actually.

I love this album.

Mm.

- I need to go to the toilet. - OK.

Jake! You're waking my neighbours.

- You don't care? - No.

OK.

You know this isn't clove song?

It's about him being cheated on by his girlfriend and...

and he can't forgive her.

And then the memory just keeps, like, coming back to haunt him.

Poor Elvis.

- It's a wicked song, though. - Yeah.

Morning.

- Hey. - Sorry.

No. How are you?

I'm all right. How about you?

I'm hungover.

- You want some coffee? - Oh, yeah, I'd love one.

- Black coffee? - Yeah, that's fine.

Have you got a busy day ahead, or...?

- Hmm, yeah. - Uh-huh.

Thanks.

I have some work to do.

- Shit. - Yeah.

When do you go back?

Wednesday.

And back to reality, yeah?

Back to reality.

So, er...last night was fun.

Mm-hm. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

- Yeah. - OK.

All right.

- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!

- Hey. - Hey.