The first 178 lines.
Previously on "Wrecked"...
Yolonzo! Yolonzo?
- Yolonzo's dead. - What?
- - Oh, my God!
We got to keep you out of sight
because if they knew you were down here,
- they'd eat you. -
You chowed down on a dead dude,
and now he's talking to you.
Maybe it's because you're crazy.
Keep your eyes open. Is the safety off?
- Of course, it's off. -
- Aah! -
Accident or not, Danny shot Pack,
and he deserves to be punished.
Danny, I give you three weeks in the pit,
and, Owen, you'll be joining him.
We're not gonna go in your pit.
I'm banishing myself and Danny.
Once you leave, you can never return.
Steve, what are you doing here?
You're struggling with your satchel.
That's quite nice, actually.
Oh. Hey, hey, Steve.
Steve, take it easy.
_
Steve, um, we're letting your department go.
Go where?
We're laying off your whole department.
It's just me and Kevin.
Well, actually, we're moving Kevin over to finance.
Wait. It's just me?
Steve, this is one of the hardest rounds of layoff
I've ever had to do.
I've been here 15 years.
All right, you don't have to be a dick about it.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here?
Wait. This isn't my house.
You thought this was your house?
I've done it again.
I've come to another person's house.
Carol: Eric, you sexy devil,
are you talking to yourself out there again?
Who is that?
Steve, what are you doing home?
What am I doing? What's he doing?
Eric, you just fired me. Why would you come here?
Well, I thought you'd go to a bar or something.
The timing couldn't be worse, mate.
I just renewed my gym membership, and...
Kurt: Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
- Steve. - What?
Is this okay for the rope for the shelter?
Oh, yes.
Thanks, Kurt. That's perfect.
My God, Em, you're burning up. What do I do?
You have to get me off this island.
Mengshu Fever acts really quickly.
If I don't get the proper medication...
This is all my fault.
That whole stupid girls' trip was my idea,
and now we're stranded here,
and Menshu Fever.
- Mengshu. - Menshu?
Mengshu.
- Mengshu. - Mengshu.
Mengshu.
I can't even do anything.
I just... Tiny bottles of water.
What about Owen's boat?
What about Owen's boat?
We can use it. You just have to fix it.
- - I'm not the one who fixes things.
It's what you always do.
Well, now I need you.
I've always needed you.
You do it. You just need to find a way.
Well, that was the...
No more peanuts. Yep.
No more peanuts.
I've had too many peanuts today.
I might be allergic to them.
Yeah.
I'm so hungry, man. I am so hungry.
My stomach hurts with hunger pains.
I just wish Karen were here.
We'd be up to our assholes in boar meat right now.
Why don't we go hunting?
Us?
How hard could it be, really?
That's true. Can't be that hard.
- We are men. - Men hunt things.
We created weapons to kill things for this reason.
We're the most dominant species on the planet.
Top of the food chain.
We took a killer whale out of the ocean
and put it in a fish tank.
How do we even do that?
We wear other animals as hats.
Sheep aren't walking around wearing manskin coats.
- sheep! - Yeah sheep!
- We're gonna kill boars! - Let's go kill boars right now!
Oh, my God. I just got scared.
- For the boars! - Yeah!
Pack, look at you.
Pretending to be nice,
like you're not a friggin' animal who ate a dude.
Yeah, well, you're dead, so who's gonna know?
Steve: Pack!
You were saying?
I've been looking for you.
Hey.
Karen found something in the jungle.
Something I think we need to talk about.
You're screwed, dude.
Steve, I was starving out there.
He was already dead. I'm not a cannibal, I swear!
- What? - What?
What?
What?
W-What?
What?
Karen found your Xanax in the jungle.
I was gonna suggest we ration them out.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
What were you talking about there?
Did you eat someone out there?
I was just trying to survive.
Oh, God!
All right.
Pack, no one can ever know about this.
They'll think you're a monster!
You have to promise not to tell anyone.
Please!
I will.
But if I do, I need to know that I can trust you, too.
It's finally here.
My last day in the pit.
You know what that means, don't you, buddy?
- Time to get you out of here. -
Don't start. You know what they would do if...
I have no choice, all right?
Come here.
I know, I know.
Remember the plan. It's a good plan buddy.
Once you get topside, you take off for that jungle,
and yodot look back.
- - I know. I won't be there.
I won't be there. Shh, I know, shh.
- - Shh.
Be good now. You hear?
Ready?
No, Meat, here we go.
One, two...
- - No!
What the hell is this?!
Karen. Oh, God.
Did you just throw a boar at me?
Look, look, look.
He's my little guy,
and he's just going to the jungle
where he belongs, all right?
So just let him go to the jungle, okay?
Just do the right thing, Karen, please, please.
Oh, I will.
Oh. Oh, Karen.
I love you!
I hate you!
He's been hoarding live contraband
down there the whole time.
His name's Meat.
Steve: You know, I'm just disappointed, Todd.
We were gonna let you out today,
but after this... Pit extension.
If you touch one hair on his chin,
No comments yet. Be the first to leave one.