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How many?

Six or seven, maybe eight.

Can't you count?

They're not exactly all together, sir.

Well, where are they?

They're here, it's just,

well, not everything is attached, sir.

We're short a few parts.

Parts?

This way, sir.

Think I got a shoe over here in the bush.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Put a lid on this as of now.

Yes, sir.

We'll cordon off the area, sir.

Let me talk to the survivors.

There's only one left.

Only one?

My god, it's happening all over again!

He claims to be the writer,

and he's still somewhat in shock.

Mt. Lyman?

This is chief deyner.

What's going on here?

I don't know.

We were just making a movie.

A movie?

There are seven...

or eight.

Or eight corpses layin' out there.

What the hell kind of movie was it?

I don't know, I usedta know, but.

Did anyone know they were here?

I want every available man here, now!

Josh, I'm sorry,

i-i couldn't see through the makeup.

I thought it was Oliver.

Yeah, well, Oliver's over here,

where he's supposed to be.

Who the hell is that?

Uh,

Steven Blake, I was told to come to the set.

To the set, not on it.

Blake's the real cop I told you about.

He investigated the real murders here.

Ah, ok.

Uh, Mr. Blake, I believe you're gonna be

one of our technical advisers,

and technical advisers belong behind the camera.

Freddie, let's go!

Quiet, let's do it again!

Oliver, your agent's on the phone.

Oh, Josh, Freddie.

Take 10, everybody, 10.

Josh, uh, I've got another scene.

No, Arthur, no.

Look, it has pace.

It's not the movie I'm making.

Ok, but I like this movie.

Peter?

Oh, Harry.

Your interview with that movie magazine.

Mm, terrific.

They're on hold.

Listen, have you found me any local bimbos yet?

Not yet.

Well, stay on it, who is this?

Her name is Sally Evans.

Hello, Sally, Harry sleerik.

Harry sleerik, I'm the producer.

No, this film is nothing like babysitter basher.

Yeah, it was a good little movie.

Uh-huh, oh, absolutely, this film will be done

in good taste.

That's cold!

Don't touch it, don't touch it, just let it dry.

Josh, we're ready.

Tell me those aren't great.

Robbie, there will be no exploding tit shot!

Look, Harry specifically...

oh, I can imagine what Harry said.

Are those yours.

No, he made 'em for me.

Too bad.

Ok, look, at least let me tear the nipple off.

Jesus, think of the audience.

Do you think my mother could watch that?

I don't know, what's she like?

I want subtle.

This,

this is not subtle!

Don't do that!

Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

How long's it take?

Oh, 'bout as long as it takes

to digest the caterer's donuts.

Watch it, hey here, hold this, huh?

Yes, terrible murders and mutilations.

When'd you find this guy?

About five minutes ago, look, Josh, I may be wrong...

I like that, where is he?

Freddie said you canceled the motel rooms.

Uh, excuse me a minute, production emergency.

Too expensive, everyone stays right here.

There's plenty of room.

So we're gonna be working and living here.

That's just like camp!

You're gonna turn this into an asylum, Harry.

Josh, it's nostalgia, didn't you ever

wanna go back to high school, see what it'd be like?

No, no, not really.

Hey, Josh, I got the lead in the series!

Hey, that's great, what is it?

Oh, it's an action adventure with some humor.

Kind of a ripoff of Miami vice and moonlighting.

Great, when does it start?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow, hey, Oliver, you got,

you got four more weeks here!

Josh, this is a series.

Hey, Oliver, this is a movie!

Yeah, a low budget movie.

Now, you can't do this to me!

We got a contract.

We can sue.

No, ya can't, that takes money.

Josh.

No, Arthur, no.

The high school's been closed down ever since.

Now, listen, Sally, i think you should know

just one more fact for the article.

The murderer was never caught nor even identified.

Sally, I really gotta go, I'll look forward to reading it.

And, by the way, it was really nice talking to you, Sally.

Sure, you, too, have a nice day.

Peter, Peter!

Peter!

Yeah, Harry?

Don't you hear me, what, do I stutter?

Listen, I wanna guarantee a good interview.

Prime the pump a little.

Have Sally Evans a little thank you, ok.

Yeah, check her out.

If she's a looker, send the douchebag some flowers.

If she's fat, just dump some candy on her.

- Ok. - Yeah.

Peter!

Yeah, Harry?

Corned beef on rye, lean!

Got it.

Peter!

Not from the truck!

Not from the truck.

Keep in touch, Harold.

I hope they cancel your series, Oliver.

Scumface!

Actors.

Be cool, Callie.

Gonna be a star, Oliver?

Gonna try.

Yeah, right.

Arthur, I want you to write a great,

sexy scene for Janine here.

You're gonna have a big career ahead of you, honey.

You got great tits, they're fake, but who has to know.

You like me?

All right, that's it, hold it right there!

What the hell is that?

Hello?

Is anybody here?

Hey, wait up!

Hey, listen, could you tell me

how to get out of here?

I thought this was the way to the parking lot.

What's goin' on?

Jesus.

You see, Oliver's gone off to better things.

It's a real crusher, but,

we've lost him in this picture.

I mean, you won't catch me holding him back.

I mean, he's got a career out there, and,

and I'm happy for him.

But he was playing you,

so this is really a stroke of good fortune,

and I believe in signs.

Yeah, but I've never done this before.

Hey, you'll be more natural that way!

You remember Mr. kastleman, the principal,

and Amos, the custodian?

Well, they're gonna be playing themselves, also!

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Pff, it was the director's idea,

part of his documentary background, loves realism.

Hey, George!

Great having you on the crew, doin' a helluva job.

Couldn't do it without ya!

Guy's such a moron, so slow.

Brain damage, you know,

but you're gonna be terrific, I feel it!

I can't...