Nurse Jackie

Previously on "Nurse Jackie"...

Then where are we at?

The don't tell anyone at work part.

I'd like to break up with you.

Whoa, whoa.

Please, leave me alone.

- Can I ask a question? - Shoot.

Are you guys having sex?

Okay, so you were just studying and taking drugs

with a boy you lied about not seeing anymore?

Yeah, Mom. I took something

and I still did everything I was supposed to do.

You know what that's like, right?

Actually, I've got to go. Kevin is here and...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's after midnight and Kevin's there?

- I love you. - Yeah, I've got to go.

I think the girls should live with you.

Grace is using drugs.

I don't think she should be with me.

We're not there yet.

I think we are.

Car's all packed.

One for the road?

- Been cooking all morning. - Yeah.

So we're all going to your thing later today.

I'm not. I have Model UN.

I have invited some friends from work, just so you know.

Like Eddie?

Grace, enough with the attitude.

You're going to your mother's ceremony and that's it.

No, that's okay. Grace can do what she wants.

It's her choice.

If it's my choice, then I'm not going.

Officer Verelli.

- Is your phone broken? - What are you doing here?

I don't know. I figure you get to visit me at work,

- I thought maybe... - Yeah, not a good time.

Look, you know this is an important day for me.

Can I not have this hanging over my head?

- Yeah, God forbid. - Wow, you just turn it off, just like that?

Hey, I'm the one that said, "I love you," took a big step forward.

Now I've got to take a step back.

Why are you making this so difficult?

You're the one that's making it difficult, believe me.

It's a lot easier dating 23-year-olds.

- Fuck you. - Oh, that's good.

That's beautiful, honey.

Thank you so much for coming all the way down here to tell me that.

Look, I've got work to do.

Hey, what did you think of the gift I sent over?

Loved it.

You know what? We're done here.

Normal respiration. BP's okay.

- Sir, why are you here? - I'm dying.

Do we have a history?

I'm a gay man in New York City

who managed to get old.

How's that for a history?

Intake says advanced liver cancer.

This guy doesn't need an ER. He needs a hospice.

You know that. We can't justify keeping him here to Akalitus.

Sir, do you have any nausea?

Do you have a rash? Anything?

No, but I've got pain.

How much on a scale of one to 10?

It only goes to 10?

Okay, let's get the patient comfortable.

Start IV hydration. I'll write a script for morphine.

You look very familiar to me, Wally.

So do you.

Oh, my God. Don't Tell Mama.

It's a piano bar in Hell's Kitchen.

You always sing Cole Porter.

And you're Bill in "Showboat."

You remember my song.

I remember your head

getting tangled in the overhead lights.

That was... oh, God.

All right, I'll be right back with your morphine.

- No morphine. - It'll really help the pain.

No painkillers.

I'm... I'm in recovery.

- Lidocaine. - Right away, Doctor.

- Scalpel. - Scalpel.

Butterflies?

A few.

Who wouldn't?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Whoa. Okay.

You want to tell me what's going on?

Your butterfly flirtation.

- Not appreciated. - Okay, I got it.

Here's the thing, okay?

One sure way of letting everybody know what's going on between us

is to start acting all formal.

All right? Now, I'm just saying,

I don't want you acting like somebody else.

'Cause that would be a bad thing.

Fine.

Just be cool.

I'm walking away first.

Can you believe this?

No comment.

Really?

Bread in the shape of a horseshoe

and you have no comment?

I understand after yesterday

if you want to take back your invitation to your one-year celebration.

No, I don't want that.

Then you need to apologize to me.

Zoey, I had just found out that my kid is using drugs.

You will excuse me if I was a little fucked up.

You still have to apologize.

One day you're gonna have a kid, and...

if you're really lucky, you're gonna have someone like you

who gets really close to your kid.

I am sorry.

You have to be there this afternoon.

Don't cry, we're at work.

Just heard I've got a peer review today

with Prentiss and Akalitus.

- And me. - Is that a good thing?

Well, since we're no longer together,

I have a much clearer perspective on your performance.

Okay, is that a good thing?

Peer reviews can be life-changing.

Every doctor here went through it as a resident.

And?

Some got to stay.

Shit.

I so would not have worn this outfit

if I'd known I'd be standing in front of you guys today.

Grace's blood shows minimal tre amounts of Adderall.

Basic teenage starter kit stuff.

You must be so proud.

I'm just trying to lighten things up.

Yeah, comedy's about timing. This timing's not so good.

Yeah. Hey, about this afternoon.

If it's all the same to you, I'm not gonna make it.

All right. Do what you like.

Yeah, maybe a little less 'tude.

When a 14-year-old asks me if I'm screwing her mom,

I kind of need a minute.

Can any part of you be nice to any part of me today?

It's not my job to make things nice for you.

I give you work advice, relationship advice,

do homework with your kid...

exactly when did I become your girlfriend?

Hey, Frank. It's Jackie.

Uh, I guess you're...

taking a bite out of crime, huh?

Can you do me a favor and call me, please?

Thanks.

- How's Wally? - Only in pure agony.

You know what I'm gonna ask, right?

He's dying. Everybody in his life is gone.

Would you like me to take time off?

I could do hospice at his apartment.

Absolutely not, but he can't be taking up space in the ER.

There's room in ICU.

And privacy.

Let's make him comfortable there.

Anyone ever tell you that you have a beautiful singing voice?

When it's last call at Don't Tell Mama,

everyone has a beautiful singing voice.

Now, you know we could make you more comfortable?

22 years sober.

That may not mean anything to you,

but I'm not giving in now.

No, I sort of get it.

But if you change your mind...

I won't.

So don't ask.

The Infant Jesus of Prague.

Know your saints, do you?

May even be meeting themoon.

I used to wear a St. Christopher

till they kicked him out of the hall of fame.

Things change.

I think of all the Big Macs I could have eaten

on Friday instead of fish sticks.

You still go to mass?

No, not so much.

You leave the church...

it never leaves you.

Commonly, when reviewing first-year residents,

the first months bring both good and not so good experiences.

Thank you.

Before we vote if your residency

will continue at All Saints,

we'd like to hear from one more voice.

Jackie?

I worry every time you get near a patient.

You worry? You know how I feel?

Scared.

All the time.

I'm totally freaked that the teeniest procedure

I perform, I'm gonna kill someone.

You did almost kill someone.

I know what to do.

I'm trained. I am.