Piku (पीकू)

Budhan, the laundry boy would have come... and cut the fruits and keep

All I am saying dad...

...just go and sit on the pot...

...it'll happen...

But I am still not feeling the pressure...

Count these...

Hey Budhan!

Why didn't you give me black currant with my milk last night?

Of course I gave...

This walking around won't help you...

...just go and sit on the pot...

I know my system better or you?

Budhan...

...make a note of 19 clothes in the diary...

You're still here baba?

It won't happen...just because you're saying!

It will...I say so! Go and try..

It won't!

All right then!

You just don't want to listen to anyone...

...breakfast is here...eat it...after you're 'done'.

Look...I know that 'potty' feeling...

...just yesterday I sat on the pot for an hour...

Please dad...no point I'm already late for work...

give me the list..

Listen Piku...Piku..

...call me before lunch...

You're late again...

Madamji I've been waiting here for 20 minutes

So am I lying then?

No madamji

Move now

Yes ma'am

Fast. - Yes ma'am

Madamji, madamji sir won't spare me...

tell your owner...I don't need your taxi from tomorrow

all they know is how to fleece you..

Send a cup of tea inside

Sure sir

Reema...PPT

Yes sir

Client is here.. - Yes I know I'm late

Look..I can't stand like a beggar in front of the client...

...I like to speak my mind...

...if you've issues with that then I am happy to not attend this meeting..

You are meeting Aniket for lunch..

Come on yaar..not him..

...he's a jerk!

...you can't be so desperate..

I am...so...?

Shall we?

Syed...Kept it inside

See I get your point...but my driver was just trying to save the other car...

...so he turned left...

...you were coming from behind-.. in speed...naturally...it banged...

Your driver was speeding!

He hit and ran away...so how's this natural?

Sir, Piku madamji had said...

stay quiet... what else could this poor man have done?

Who would cause an accident intentionally?

Now where did this dent come from? ...this one here...

That was another lady driver but that's not the point...

Oh really? Why do accidents happen with you only?

Look don't deviate...

Why is it always that the guy in front is at fault?

All I know that he has broken this...

Oh hello..settle it or it's a sure case of 'Hit and run'...

Exactly.

You can't be so safe with the designs otherwise there is no point

Ya - Sorry..sir..

...Ma'am..your father..

What happened?

There's a message...from him

read it...

Read it quickly

"..day before I had Semi liquid motion...

...since then constipation and gas...

What should I do?"

Will you say something...?

lam talking to you..

lam talking to you...

"Semi liquid motion first.

Then 2 days of gas and constipation.

What should I do?"

What kind of a message is this to leave at an office...?

Why?

I think..its a.. serious health issue..

...and we should discuss it..

We could've discussed at home...? We live in the same house..

But you said you didn't want to talk to me...

Fine...you could've sent me a text...?

Why did you give it to the Receptionist...?

But just this morning you said you didn't want to talk to me ...!

Didn't you say that?

This morning dad...

I've kept the lunch on the table..and I've have made Grand Pa's dish

My dish? Or 'Moong' pulses' dish...? son of a pig!

Just go and keep lunch on the table...

on the Table?

What else did I say?

So I said the same...table...

Dad, in the middle of my...

hey you better have not put salt in my food...

Well how could I? you hid it again today

...open a new packet

Greasing is good for motion..

Dad stop being so..difficult...

...from last two days not a single piece has come out...!

I don't want to die of constipation...!

No one dies of constipation..

Elvis Presley did..

Don't look at me like that...

...his body was found in the bathroom...obviously...

...he must've been sitting on the commode...

didn't you keep the yogurt in the fridge?

Look Piku none of my problems are small..

When you'll be my age...you'll understand..

I don't want to get to your age...

you have problems everywhere in your body".

Imaginary..

Imaginary?

Then..see this..

What?

See,

Haemoglobin 15... normal.

Urine test normal.

Diabetes negative..kidney function normal..ECG normal..

Budhan...!

When did these reports come? And why did you give it to her?

That's not the point Dad.

Srivastav uncle asked for blood Count ONLY..

...then why did you get these extra tests done?

Look at your face...everything is normal but you are not happy...

really...things will be better off if something comes out...

kidney..or lung or diabetes or something...

at least then..there will a solution to this house..

Look..I've given you full freedom.

Don't talk to me like that..

What freedom?

I had to meet Aniket today for lunch...but I am here. With you.

Is this how I am going to lead my life? discussing your shit?!

Don't bring my shit in between..don't

And this your relationship status..

Yeah Syed..

If you ask me, I think...casual is fine...

...that works for me...

he's just all the time imagining..hypochondriac..

What for have you come now...?

I want to talk to madam

She's not here...go away

I know she's inside..

I told you she isn't...go! - dad...?

Why are you so late today?

I've fired her...she wont work for us anymore...

I've left this job myself...give me my dues and I'll leave...

There is nothing due...

dad please..

Did he say something...

"when I mop the floor,

he walks behind me with his dirty shoes,

checking the room as if I'll steal something...

So so? What is so wrong in that...?

Three times a day I clean the toilet and he's still not satisfied...

and today he crossed the limits...he said I've stolen the toilet cleaner.

You think I'll do that?

Then where did it go?

One minute...dad - Did I drink it up?

...nonsense.. she's talking nonsense..

Look he didn't mean that...

No he's suspecting me all the time...just pay my dues and I'll leave

I told you there's no balance..fine Piku...

...inside that drawer I've kept eight hundred and fifty rupees.

She didn't turn up for three days...I've deducted that...

See he's deducted three days salary...

Obviously...

you didn't turn up on Sunday and Monday and third day you went for a movie...

Shhhh...dad please

No madam I was unwell... - ..keep your salary..

...don't clean the toilets from tomorrow...I'll do that...

...take couple of days off and think with a cool head..

What are you doing Piku?

Keep quiet Dad

Na na I know this lady - Dad shut up...

Let it be...whichever house you get married in, I'll work there...

...but here...but till the time he's here...

Till the time...? what do you mean till the time?

I'll be here forever...and even she..you go..you go..from here...

Ya even I am not interested in working here... - Go!

Goes on and on and on...no one is going to give you a job...

one minute

Am I thief?...if I'd to steal...l would've stolen diamonds, laptop..

...that keeps lying over there...will I steal the toilet cleaner?

...is that all...?

I've not had a good motion since morning...

...and on top of that dealing with this lady..

Happy?

Huh...

Happy..

You should be happy..

At least there won't be any thief in this house...