Foursome

Previously on Foursome.

I was finally over Josh.

You're good.

And for the first time

in my high school career,

Andie Fixler was being pursued publicly.

Okay, so I got a little overly confident.

Once you go Andie, you want more candy.

But I wasn't

the only one feeling myself.

Dakota got love-zapped by Mr. Zapp,

our chemistry sub.

I know, he's a teacher, but I've got bigger problems.

My secret admirer turned out to be my brother.

If that didn't scar me enough,

it led to Courtney and Alec breaking up.

BRB, I'm gonna go shower forever.

- Oh my God, a pic of... - No!

Alec Fixler?!

Are you watching me sleep again?

She's your dream catcher,

and I eat your nightmares.

Okay, on that note...

I'm getting ready for school.

Andie!

Court, I know you and Alec

have only been broken up for a week,

but I need to get back to my real life.

I can't stay here every night for the rest of forever.

Grandie Canyon, come on!

Play hooky today.

We can Mr. Robot with the sound off.

Slater.

Can't, midterm in Spanish.

You need a day of relaxation.

You've been having nightmares almost every night.

You're right.

I need all the nightmare eaters I can get.

Light bulb!

Andie, I think I can help.

Really?

I'm desperate.

The mental images are starting to blind me.

To get Alec Fixler out of your spank bank...

Courtney, no.

You need to diddle your own fiddle.

Face your fears.

Force him out by forcing your own sexual confidence in.

I force myself into a lot of places.

I don't know if that's gonna work, Court.

I've tried masturbating before

and it's just never really clicked.

I think for me,

it's just gonna have to happen with a partner.

Good luck!

If you can't figure your O out on your own,

then your chances of getting there with someone else

are like, zilch.

Unless you have a really huge button.

Ew, Courtney.

Don't body shame!

And don't worry, I'll help you figure this out.

You're the one going through a break-up right now,

I should be helping you.

You are, and you're keeping me company

so that I don't have to feel alone

and realize that I am...

Alone.

I'll never gone.

You're sweet.

I do need this.

Let's give me my first O.

Maybe I just really haven't applied myself before.

Positive energy into the universe,

negative brother imagery out of my head.

Ew, Court, just wait for me to leave.

That O talk got me all revved up.

Mine sounds like a bumblebee.

Ew.

Thanks for picking me up again, bro.

Yeah, my stupid mom won't let me drive

because I keep hitting mailboxes.

It's all good, man.

How are you holding up post-Court?

If you need anything,

I'm here for you.

Oh, thanks Josh.

Of course, man.

I appreciate that.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

I appreciate you.

I appreciate you back, man.

What we have is...

Special.

No way.

Yeah, no, I've been feeling solid.

Yeah.

Yeah, I haven't seen her,

so I haven't had to deal with any ovary problems.

Cool.

I guess I'm just gearing up

more than I am tearing up, you know?

Yeah, for what?

For all the kitty I'm about to pet, bro.

Josh, you realize it's the first time I'm single

since I was a sophomore?

I'm a senior now, Josh.

There's literally no competition.

Look around at these chumps, bro.

I'm about to rack up with my sack up.

And honeys love the poo,

so take a big whiff.

Alright, well, that's pretty gross,

but party congratulations nonetheless.

Thank you, man.

Alright, bro, I'm back on the prowl.

Meow.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh my God, do you have

the fire marshal's number on speed dial?

There's a clear violation going on in the hallway.

Capacity is way over 120 people in C hall.

It is so packed, I think somebody brushed up against my...

Butt cheek.

Not your butt cheek.

Dakota, I am serious.

It's because the new guy, Kent Sadack,

some transfer student from Stevenston.

Word is he's foreign, but white.

He's a senior, lit at pigskin,

and knows what the fox says.

What?

He's foxy, Imogen.

You know, nibbly in his gibblies?

Have you seen him?

Nah, but I heard he's in my chem class.

So I will def peek-a-boo-boo real soon.

Now I have two reasons to look forward to chemistry.

Not Zapp, Dakota, he is a teacher.

Exactly,

and I've got a lot to learn.

Courtney, I told you I have a midterm.

You need to take your climax quest seriously.

I promise I am,

but I also need to not fail out of the school.

If you did, my mom could teach you.

Cheese and rice, did I just crack the code

on how to get back to being homeschooled?

Psh, you'd smash a deer tick before you failed on purpose.

They have Lyme disease!

Where do you keep getting cheese puffs?

Oh, good, you guys noticed me,

because I was feeling frickin' invisible!

Is this how it's gonna be now?

I'm Alec's ex, so you just X me out of every convo?

I don't know, we'll see how it goes.

No, of course not.

Okay then!

So let's focus on the X, as in S-E, as in O,

as in Andie's lost O.

I mean, that's what I risked running into Alec

to be here for.

Andie, even I've gotten there.

Okay, I am officially skipping Spanish.

Imogen just judged me for something sexual.

Let's get my brother out of my head,

get me ready for enjoyable hook-ups.

Y encontrar mi orgasmo.

Help me find my orgasm.

Masturbation, the art of touching oneself

to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area.

Sorry Dakota, crotch.

Either word would've worked.

Read a book.

I will never read a book.

Everyone does it, even our moms.

I'm doing it right now.

The Brayer Lair's exactly how I imagined it would be.

I need everyone to close your eyes.

Picture red satin, fingers tickling slowly up your arm.

A surprise kiss in the rain.

Picture red satin, fingers tTell me, what do you see? m.

Mr. Zapp.

My God, I forget his first name.

President George Washington.

Ah!

No, I can't.

Mae, the door!

The only way out is through.

And if you can't do it mentally,

I did bring some back-ups.

Eugh, your taste is whack.

We're gonna leave you here,

and we're gonna go stand in the hallway as your look-outs.

And then, just let your brain focus on these...

sexy images.

You want me to do that here?

Do you wanna stop picturing your brother?

So bad.

Do you wanna enjoy future hook-ups?