Bob Hearts Abishola

Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...

So what's been going on with you? How was your day?

- Anything interesting happen? - I met your ex-wife.

I, uh, I spoke with Bob.

He said he came to see you.

Yeah, he did.

So it all ended well?

It doesn't feel like an ending.

When we hugged, it felt like a new beginning.

Really?

What are you doing?

I am helping Mr. Wheeler's sister update the product names.

- Oh. - We're making them sexier.

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It's been a pleasure working with you, Christina.

I really have to go.

O dabo.

O dabo.

- Well, I'll say goodbye, then. - Well, I'm sure

I'll see you soon.

Mm, maybe one day.

Maybe tomorrow. I live in the neighborhood!

Oh, good.

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All right,

sounds good.

See you then.

Bob! Bob!

Help! Hurry!

Why are you screaming?

Well, you don't hustle if you think it's a drill.

What's this I'm hearing about you visiting your ex?

Who told you that?

She did. I just got off the phone with her.

Uh, she was in the hospital,

and I wanted to see how she was doing.

She said there was a hug.

Uh, when I said goodbye, yeah,

but mostly I was cold and spiteful.

Why'd she call you?

She wants to see me.

- Because? - She wants to apologize

face-to-face, which is good,

because I want to tell her where to shove it face-to-face.

She really does seem sorry for what she did.

I don't care! She cheated on my son.

I'm sorry it was so hard for you.

Thank you.

And if my seeing her makes you at all uncomfortable,

just say the word, and I'll send her

a handwritten note encouraging her to shove it.

It's fine... see her, don't see her.

It doesn't bother me.

- You sure? - Absolutely.

- I've moved on. I got Abishola now. - Yeah.

She's a peach.

Loving, loyal.

Comes from a good family.

And most importantly,

never banged your best buddy.

What was his name?

Gary Gendelhoff.

Gendelhoff.

Gary Gendelhoff.

Name should've been a tipoff. What a dick.

I'm gonna go.

And, uh, by the way,

next time you need me, use the intercom.

You got it.

Bob! Oh, my God! Bob!

We don't need an intercom.

Hey, Kofo.

Hello.

Oh, you're making a little PB&J there?

Actually, AB&J.

Oh. An almond butter man.

Are you allergic to peanuts, like me?

I don't know. I have never had the courage to risk it.

You are so sensible.

I'm gonna make one, too.

Excuse me.

Just gonna... get the bread there.

So, I talked to Bob,

and he is very excited about our marketing ideas.

- Really? That is wonderful. - Mm-hmm. Yep.

Soon all the MaxDot socks will have special, sexy names,

- thanks to you. - (CHUCKLES): Oh, no.

It was thanks to you.

It was your brainchild.

It was a child born to both of us.

You are very kind to say that.

Here.

There is no need to jelly two knives.

So sensible.

Yes.

I am.

I told you I'd see you again.

- (LAUGHS) - Hello, Lorraine.

Oh! Bet you didn't think it'd be so soon.

No, I did not.

Well, I'm kind of like a vampire.

You got to invite me in.

- What if I don't? - (LAUGHS) Good one.

Are you just coming from work?

I am at work now.

I take care of Mrs. Wheeler.

Oh. So you work for Bob and you date him?

Yes.

Wow. What could possibly go wrong with that?

Mrs. Wheeler is in the guest room.

- If you want to follow... - Uh,

I know the way.

I lived here. (LAUGHS)

Knock-knock.

Come on in, whore.

Good to see you, too.

For you.

Great. All is forgiven.

So, um, how you doing?

You coming along?

What, the stroke?

Oh, don't worry about that.

Half of my body doesn't work,

but all of it resents you.

I deserve that.

Oh, is that how we're playing it?

Playing what?

: "I deserve that."

I do.

What I did was wrong,

and all I can do is ask for Bob's forgiveness,

and yours.

Oh, for God's sake, what am I supposed to do with that?

Dottie...

from the bottom of my heart, I will always be grateful

for how you treated me like a daughter.

Until I threw your love away.

Aw, come here, ya tramp.

Why do you have a baseball bat?

I... thought this was gonna go differently.

What's the score?

- Nil-nil. - Oh, exciting!

Why aren't you watching it in the house?

Well, because that is where my wife is.

Are you having problems?

Not as long as I stay up here.

- Who is that? - Spam.

- Also spam? - Yes.

- You can block that, you know. - That's okay.

- It is easy. Here. - Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Who's MWS?

I told you. Spam.

Spam bought you a jar of organic almond butter?

It's scary how they know what we like.

Kofo.

Tell me.

Promise you won't be mad?

No.

- MWS is Mr. Wheeler's sister. - Oh, you fool.

You told me you put an end to this nonsense.

I tried, but she would not take rara (no) for an answer.

Maybe that is because when you said rara

she did not think you really meant rara.

- Go ahead, look at it. - That's okay.

Look at it!

She also went to the farmers' market

and bought me jelly

- from the jelly man. - Oh, Kofo.

What should I say?

Be firm.

Tell her you shouldn't do this.

It is naughty.

We shouldn't do this.

It is naughty.

She sent back a winky face.

Why is she winking? We were very clear.

Is that my ex-wife's car out front?

Yes.

She and your mother have been catching up.

I'm sorry. This must be really weird for you.

- Why? - Well, my ex-wife in the house

talking to my mom, you, me.

Okay, it's weird for me.

She came to ask for forgiveness.

How is that a bad thing?

- You are an amazing woman. - I am.

Oh, my God,

you guys are so cute!

I gotta admit, I did not see how this was gonna work,

but now I do.

I get it. Love is blind.

Love is wonderful.

- You leaving? - Yes, yes.

Thanks for letting me do this.

I know it was a little uncomfortable.

Is it? I hadn't noticed.

Aw, you silly goose.

And, you, you my dear Abishola,

oh, you have cast quite a spell on our Dottie.