Konkatsu 1000 Knocks (婚活1000本ノック)

(Yamada) Ah, ah, ah... Okay.

《I am the main character of this story》

"…isn't it"

《Even though it no longer exists in this world➡

My name is Yamada》

《I have always been popular with this face that I got from my parents》

《Also when I was an elementary school student》

《Also when I was an elementary school student》

I love Yamada-kun! I love you Yamada!

Thank you. (Girl) I love you, Yamada!

Thank you thank you.

《Even when I was in junior high school》

Congratulations on your graduation! ➡

like! Thank you thank you.

Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.

thank you.

thank you, thank you, thank you.

《Even when I was in high school》

《Even when I was in high school》

《Even as an adult》

《Because the other side always falls in love with me➡

I don't have time to like myself》

《What kind of thing do you like?➡

I don't really understand》

Hey, have you ever thought that you like me?

《Even if you ask me that...》

《Even if you ask me that...》

I'll get you a drink.

Alright, alright... It's here, it's here!

Happy New Year! (Friends) Happy New Year!

Wow!

Huh.

I wonder if there's a woman who has some free time...

Oops….

eh? "eh? What? 》

《Are you going to stab me? What, that’s a lie!?》

《Are you going to stab me? What, that’s a lie!?》

《Hey! Are you serious?》

Ha... Wow! ➡

Ha... Wow! ➡

T... Manager! this…!

in? What will he do next?

Please let me attain Buddhahood quickly. I don't want to become a bug!

I already know!

Me, I've always been drawn to men's faces and fell in love with them.

Yeah. I know.

No, I didn't mean to choose her based on her face alone.

But the people who think it's good are all good-looking guys➡

You could get away with it...That's terrible.

You could get away with it...That's terrible.

It's you!

Also, like the pigeon man, the values ​​of love are different...

Ah, that was unexpected for me too.

So, stop being drawn to appearances.

After all, a man has to see what's inside.

Especially if it's your marriage partner.

What do you mean by inside? Huh?

What is inside the man that Minami-san says is important to her?

So what's inside...

See, you're so kind after all... Yeah.

See, you're so kind after all... Yeah.

You're considerate... Yeah.

Serious. Yeah.

《Ah~ This is definitely the type of face he has~》

《I don't care. Ayako is an idiot. Learn.》

He's not a playboy anyway.

A person who is seriously considering marriage.

Someone who will love me.

If you were kind and considerate and liked yourself➡

Is it okay to be a gorilla? Huh? What are you talking about?

There's no way you can date a gorilla. As long as you're good on the inside➡

Even a hairy old man like a gorilla➡

Even a hairy old man like a gorilla➡

Are you asking me if it's okay? That's true of her...

《No, wait a minute》

《Stay alone like this and write a lonely erotic novel➡

In between, it will appear in Instagram recommendations ➡

If you want to spend your life watching a child you don't know grow up➡

I would rather have a gorilla by my side...》

Hey, shouldn't you think about it more seriously?

What kind of person do you want to date or what kind of marriage do you want to have?➡

That's the vision!

That's the vision!

There's no point in thinking about things like that.

Next, I'm going to date a serious person who likes me.

Okay, I decided!

If you stick to this resolution, things will definitely work out.

Do you want to see what's inside a man?

Yeah. Isn't there any kind of marriage hunting?

Look, I've been through a lot of marriage hunting ➡

Toba-chan would understand, right? No, the inside and the outside ➡

I think it's difficult to completely separate them.

I know that. But look, what is normal marriage hunting?

After all, isn't it the face first? You can also enter the app from your face photo.

After all, isn't it the face first? You can also enter the app from your face photo.

At the party, men and women were lined up one after the other➡

No matter what you do, your eyes will always fall on cool people.

I can put an order on anything. I can put an order on this too.

But it's not like that, it's a little more like this➡

It seems to come from within each person.

If that's the case, wouldn't it be nice to have an arranged marriage?

Since it's one-on-one, I can't compare myself to anyone else.

Well, arranged marriage is a little difficult, isn't it?

I see.

So how about pair seat marriage hunting?

Pair sheet marriage hunting? What is that? You'll find out when you go.

Pair sheet marriage hunting? What is that? You'll find out when you go.

Yes, it's done. Eat it.

Looks delicious! Yes.

Pair seat marriage hunting...

Please fill out your profile and wait at this number.

yes.

Good.

《I see. With slightly darker lighting➡

Moreover, if you sit this way without meeting everyone at the same time➡

Moreover, if you sit this way without meeting everyone at the same time➡

There is no need to compare faces from the beginning》

《It seems like a small thing, but it is a revolutionary system》

《Thank you, Toba-chan. As expected of a match-hunting expert》

《Toba-chan's shop has 5 reviews on Google➡

I'll write it down! 》

《I guess I'll write ``freelance writer'' for now.》

《If it was me until now➡

《If it was me until now➡

I was just looking at your face while saying that you have a nice smile➡

I won't make the same mistake again》

《A kind and sincere person》

《Wow, I found a really beautiful woman》

《It kind of reminds me of Kumoto-san》

《It's definitely ugly. It's ugly.》 《Ugh! 》

``Because I'm ugly! " "Wow! 》

``What the hell is that?! 》

``This is not the place for beautiful women like you to come! 》

``This is not the place for beautiful women like you to come! 》

Excuse me.

《No, no》

《To see what’s inside a man, you have to polish your own inside as well》

《Have a messy heart. No diss allowed》

I will ask a man to change his seat every 3 minutes.➡

Well then, please.

Ah... Thank you in advance. Thank you in advance.

Mr. Minami is a freelance writer.

Yes. What kind of things will you write?

Erm...

Erm...

《Suddenly》In ​​``Monthly Ah! Sensual Novel''➡

I can't say "I'm serializing it."

《Only these people may read it on a regular basis.》

``But reading a book and meeting the author are two different things.''

Is that it? Articles about travel and gourmet.

Ah... Yes, that's right. That's what it feels like. Yes.

Hello.

《What is this smartphone game guy? Let's name him Maskman》

``Are you planning on not saying a word? 》

《It's refreshing that you don't have that much interest in me》

[Play 10 consecutive gachas for the rest of your life! 》

Thank you in advance. Thank you in advance.

《Hmm... I don’t know what’s wrong with my face➡

It started to look like a heart

《Hey, this shape looks familiar》

《Ah, this is➡

《Ah, this is➡

It's my favorite heart pie.

《This is with a sense of familiarity➡

I will call it heart pie》

"eh? Profession? 》

Minami-san, you're a writer.

Maybe there's a discrepancy somewhere.

surely.

I am an editor of business books at Crystal Publishing.

Ah, I...

《The publishing industry is surprisingly small➡

Even if you lie to this person, they might find out.

Even if you lie to this person, they might find out.

I'm writing something like a novel.

eh? Could you please let me know?

yes….

No, I think you'll probably be a little put off by it...

It's like this.

Did you pull it after all? Ah, no.

It's amazing that 7 books have been published.

But it's mostly this type.

This means that there are many readers who are waiting for your book.

Oh, sorry. I'm in editor mode for some reason.

Oh, sorry. I'm in editor mode for some reason.

Ah, no, no, no…｡

I will read your book.

eh? is that true?

Eh... I mean, we met until now and soon➡

No one was willing to buy it on the spot.

Really? yes.

Most of the time, they say things like “That’s amazing”➡

Something like, “This is the first time I’ve met such a person.”

I just get feedback that doesn't matter ➡

You won't even hear the title.

You won't even hear the title.

Even if you ask me, I'll look at you with erotic eyes ➡

Tell me the crazy title you came up with on the spot➡

It's like, ``Please write your next piece with this.''

At the level of dirty jokes like your daphnia➡