Booger

Hey.

What?

- Look who has decided to join us today.

- Oh, my god. What?

Dude.

- Here, wait. Hold this.

I'll get him.

Ew.

Izzy.

Gross.

- Um, what made you decide to come live in our house

and come up our fire escape?

Any-- any comments, concerns?

Did it come from the garbage?

I don't know.

Dude, it probably has worms.

You probably have worms.

It's so dirty.

We have to give it a bath.

Oh!

You're my little booger, huh?

Little freak.

Hey, hun.

It's Joyce.

I'm looking for a picture for Izzy's memorial,

so I'm going to swing by tomorrow for her photo album,

OK?

Hey, babe.

Just checking in.

Want me to come by or anything?

All right.

Let me know.

Love you.

Uh, hello?

Yeah, this is Dennis.

Um, I'm very sorry for your loss,

but I did only receive half of your rent.

Anna, hello.

It's Devin from work.

Remember work?

I need those project files.

Can you please respond to my email?

- This is a friendly reminder from Con Edison.

Your bill is past due.

- You can't ditch work and screen my calls.

Seriously, what is up with you?

Fucking rat.

Stupid.

It's Izzy.

I don't check my voicemail, so good luck to you.

- Well, look who's friends with Booger now.

She's peeing.

- Mummy's doing my laundry for me.

- --like pina coladas and getting caught in the--

- Oh, I just ran over a dead rat.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah. Ohh.

You guys are so dumb.

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

Izzy.

Get out of here.

Heh, heh, heh, my ankle.

Heh, heh, heh.

- When did you see me from one class?

What?

Girl, do better.

- This saga begins on a long, dark night.

--being spooky.

I'm being spooky.

Come on, guys.

It's been like--

- --on a call. You can't send it.

- Well, maybe you should call her back then.

Well--

- You know, not all penis look alike.

Boog, no.

It's going to make you puke.

Stop licking it.

Ah!

Oh!

Ah, fuck!

Oh.

Oh, my god.

You're a dick.

Ugh.

Oh!

Where'd he go?

Boog!

Shit!

Ah!

Aw, man.

Boog?

I don't know where he went.

Boog!

Fuck!

Ugh, come on.

Boog!

Where did you go?

Booger!

Booger!

Have you guys seen a cat?

No.

Hi, Anna.

I'm glad I caught you

Yeah, what's up?

Where are you?

Are you outside? - No.

OK, cool.

Um, Colleen is wanting to have these one-on-one meetings.

Do you think you're coming in today?

Uh, no, I'm working from home.

You need to come in.

We have the froyo pitch tomorrow.

Anna? Hello?

I can't see you. - Hey, Joyce.

Oh.

You're awfully sweaty.

Yeah, Booger got out.

- She scared the hell out of me at this age.

- That's the album you wanted, right?

Uh-huh.

- OK, well, I should keep looking.

Sweetie, come sit with me.

Come on.

I swear, uh, this kid should have been on a leash.

Mm-hmm.

- We found her at-- in another family's hotel room once.

That's terrifying.

It sure was.

Oh, god.

I look horrible in this photo.

That haircut made me look like a mushroom.

Also, a little bit like a penis.

Huh?

Like a penis.

It sure would have been nice if you girls had told me.

You want?

Mm, I'm good.

OK.

If I let my blood sugar drop, I'll pass out on the train.

It's happened before.

And it was not good.

I mean, it was bad.

Oh!

Here.

Here's the one I was thinking of for the memorial.

Wait, sweetie, what happened to your hand?

You're bleeding.

Oh, I'm going to come by later, and we'll clean out

Izzy's half of the apartment.

'Cause you have to think about what you're

going to do with the place, OK?

- Successfully stalked and ambushed her prey.

- Did you put red pepper on the whole thing?

No.

It's been a ghost.

Not funny.

It's sort of funny.

- Dragging it up to a tree for her cubs

to feed, away from scavengers--

So--

--and predators.

- --how come we haven't talked about Izzy?

Can we watch this?

There, he looks helpless.

This pup will soon--

- Ever think about getting time off?

Talk to your boss?

- No, I strategically talk to him as little as possible,

unlike you.

- Wait, are you talking about Jerry?

Oh, my god.

Jerry's barely a boss.

He's just a good communicator.

Ugh.

I love Jerry.

- OK, are we going to watch this or what?

Oh, my god.

What happened to your hand?

Nothing.

- I feel like something happened to your hand.

Any adventure--

- That's a lot of blood for nothing.

Danger is never far away.

Do you have floss?

Ugh.

Babe?

Ugh.

Hello?

Do you have floss?

I've got pepper stuck to my teeth.

Oh.

Uh-- gross.

Thank you.

Fuck.

Hmm.

I'm worried about Booger.

Mm.

He's probably fine.

Hmm, mm.