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Got you, I win!

- Momina, do something! - You can't escape!

- Time for my tickle attack. - Uncle, stop!

Let's play something else!

Our brother will beat you up!

Our brother will be a baby!

She thought I wouldn't catch her.

I don't want to play this game.

Haider!

What happened?

My water broke.

But don't worry.

- I'll clean it. - No.

You get the bike out.

Momina...

If you need something, ask your sisters.

Don't trouble Grandpa, okay?

I'll be back soon.

- Aunty Fayyaz will bring lunch. - Is our brother coming out?

Yes.

Haider, bike!

Bike.

You can do this. Just a little longer now.

Rashida! Bring the pail!

Contractions are irregular.

We might need surgery. The doctor will decide.

Please buy these medicines.

- One minute. - Hello brother.

What medicines?

Who are you?

I'm the father.

- Then who's he? - I'm his younger brother.

Why didn't you call me earlier?

- I told father that... - Really?

You should have just sent me a text.

- I was just... - Be quiet.

Where's Dr. Aliya?

She's not on call today. Dr. Fatima will deliver the baby.

- Rashida, hurry up! - Where's Dr. Fatima?

Sir, this is your wife's fourth time.

She can deliver this baby even without a doctor.

Rashida, are you dead?

I'm not sure if these are in stock.

Can you check again?

Haider...

What the hell is taking you so long?

Come on, uncle! Grab it now!

Haider, just pin it down now.

Come on, come on.

Hello

You almost got it.

Where were you?

I was at the salon.

How's Nucchi?

I'll get some water.

You stay here!

You, go get him water!

The butcher's still not picking up.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know. It's so hot suddenly, no?

I don't think this butcher has any plans of coming.

Is Uncle Haider going to slaughter it now?

I'm sure there are other butchers.

Why don't we try another one?

What's the point of having a grown son at home?

Haider, you do it.

Come on.

Help him hold it down.

Don't make it suffer.

- You go inside Momo. - I want to watch.

Do it, son.

Haider!

Keep your hand steady. Grab the legs firmly.

Say the blessing for Allah and do it.

Haider!

Allah is accepting and kind.

The ultrasound report said it'll be a boy.

Really?

Sometimes they get it wrong. The operator must be a novice.

If you get the scan at an early stage,

it can come out wrong.

I'll just go call home.

I'll also get a juice for you?

So then?

Have you and Mumtaz thought about it?

About what, Abba?

About having a baby.

Mumtaz doesn't really want one right now.

Mumtaz doesn't want it or you can't do it?

I was thinking maybe...

with my next salary...

I should get an air-conditioner.

If we do, we'll have to put it in Abba's room.

We'll get two then? How about that?

You got a raise or something?

Won a lottery or what?

- Tell me! - No. I didn't get a raise.

Who knows. Let's see.

You keep making me those lentils, okay?

All the girls at the salon loved them.

What if I get a job?

Then who'll make the lentils?

Where?

I don't know yet.

Qaiser said he might have something next week.

- That's great, no? - That's what I'm saying.

Have you told Abba?

Uncle...

Momo is hungry. Can you come feed her?

And Grandpa says to go get the butcher.

Okay, I'll go in a bit. Close the door.

Is Nucchi gonna try for another one now?

I'm just saying.

- Hello! - Hello hello!

Congratulations, you became an uncle again!

Abba has sent two bags for you.

Will they discharge sister-in-law tomorrow?

I put my shirt out. Iron it.

Come, baby.

Why aren't you two asleep yet?

Uncle, she's being mean.

She said the baby girl was really ugly.

Eyes closed now.

- How's it going? - All good.

Come, let's go.

- Where are we going? - Just come for now.

Does he move or not?

He does, sir.

Haider, come on!

Give it a shot!

Hey, Haider?

Sorry, sir, just give me a second!

Haider, stop, just listen to me.

Go back and giggle, you faggot.

- What's the big deal? - This was the job?

- So what? - I looked like an idiot.

We're all idiots here.

- When did you start here? - It's been two years!

What?

Does your family know?

At first they didn't.

You don't need to tell yours either.

Why even think of me?

- Dude, I thought... - You know my father.

I thought you'd like it.

You know my dad isn't as chill as yours.

24/7, you're going "Daddy Daddy..."

- Why do you have to tell him? - Of course I have to, fucker!

Tell him it's 20,000 rupees per show. There are two shows in a month!

When you're bringing money home, nobody cares where it comes from!

Any job is better than living off of your wife!

- Where's the tea boy? - Here comes the witch...

The auditions are for her background boys.

Why does everyone disappear on me?

Where are you going? Biba, give us some space!

Take your noise somewhere else please?

Why should I?

- I'll stand right here. - Okay, sure.

No, tell me, you own this space?

I'm sorry. Please stay.

Who's this cutie?

My friend.

He's auditioning for your background dancers' group.

For me?

Yes.

I've seen you before...

at the hospital.

That wasn't me.

It was you...

A few weeks ago.

What were you doing there?

My brother was having a baby.

Boy or girl?

Girl.

- So then? - Then?

Nothing.

Nice shoes.

You'll be better off dancing without them.

Madame, your tea.

Just let me know. If you don't even want to try...

- No, I'll try. - Really?

Did you put sugar or poison?

Yeah, you're right.

Of course I'm right.

Time to shine.

Stop the music.

Sir, at least see him properly.

I've seen enough.

By the grace of Allah, you're really terrible.

Shut up!