The first 200 lines.
Previously on Love Island All Stars...
There was tension in the villa. She's obviously confused.
I wouldn't want to be with anyone like that.
I've hurt people's feelings in here.
You know I've always got your back in here, innit?
Decisions were made.
All my energy's just gonna be focused in Soph.
I'm glad you said that. 98% of my energy is going to Chris.
# Give me all your loving... #
You know I like you. You know it's deep for me.
You're the only person that I want to get to know.
Like, as long as we're on the same page, that's all I care about.
# All your hugs and kisses, too. #
And three Bombshells crashed the party.
Oh! It's the twins!
It's good to be back, baby.
Tonight... DRAMATIC MUSIC
SCREAMING ..the games begin.
Was that the first time, Moll? What was that, Georgia?
I just asked Moll if it was her first time kissing Joe.
And the re-coupling...
The boy I would like to couple up with is...
The boy I would like to couple up with is...
..stirs things up.
The girl I would like to couple up with is...
# Oh, yeah, I'ma turn it up... #
Bombshells Joe and twins Eve and Jess are here.
People say they're identical,
but to me, they're completely unique and distinct individuals.
I said that to Eve, the one on the left.
Hang on, the one on the right. I've not a clue.
Oh, wait, OK, I've just been told
Eve's the one with the frills on her dress. Hilarious.
That's interesting. Very interesting.
Is it nice to be back? Yeah, it's so good.
How does it feel? It's so weird! It's so weird!
It feels really strange, like, surreal coming in.
It was nice to come in with the girls as well. GIRLS: Yeah.
It's like a thorn between two roses. It was nice.
Is it awkward because you've snogged us both?
MOLLY LAUGHS
I remember that night when you snogged Molly.
MOLLY SCREAMS Shut up!
Me and Georgia kissed, like, ages ago, to be fair. Ten years ago.
Molly's was a recent one, wasn't it? No, no. No!
It was pretty recent, to be fair, Moll.
It wasn't recent. It wasn't recent. Not like super recent.
Well, in the last few months, like... Yeah.
So which one's which, then? Guess, have a guess.
Eve?
Eve? Jess? You got it!
I feel like at first, everyone thinks we're really identical,
then they get to... No! You're actually not.
No, we're not, yeah.
So when was the last time you guys were in relationships?
My last relationship was actually, like...
It was like three years ago now. Three years, yeah? Mm.
Three. Wow. You?
Yeah, like, probably, like two years. Ah, OK.
So, yeah, like I've not been in a relationship recently.
So everyone's married off? I'm as single as can be.
Everyone else or...? Oh, yeah, I'm just single.
Single. Have you got a vibe?
Is there anyone you want to kind of see, have chats with?
Erm... Yeah, there's a few, there's a few,
but I think I'm going to keep, like, a bit close to my chest
and kind of just test the waters. I'm excited, though.
And I've got a question for you, do you both go for the same guy?
Great question. Ooh! Great question.
If you have the power to go on a date with three people,
would you both pick the same boy?
Erm... I feel like we have a similar type.
So who are you going to be pulling for chats, then, first?
THEY GIGGLE You'll find out.
See you in a bit, girls.
Girls! Twins! Come over, ladies.
It was nice to chat to the girls and get in the mix.
I've been eager for it. It's good to be back.
You all right, mate? How are you lot? Good, mate.
There's a lot of you, isn't there? I'm happy to see you.
There is a lot of you. This is strange.
Who do you fancy, then?
There's a few girls I am interested in.
What about you boys? Any eyes on the girls? Yeah.
You? What did you say?
I mean, I've already been coupled up with one of them.
What do you mean? Oh, have you?
Yeah, I was coupled up with Eve on my series.
Yeah, I think they're both fit.
Yeah, I'm like a little kid. I can't wait.
How you feeling? Excited!
THEY GIGGLE, TALK AT ONCE
Have any of youse got your eye on anyone? Yeah!
Go on, spill the beans, we're all girls around here.
You know what, like,
I feel like I actually need to have a conversation with them all
cos we don't know them.
From what I'm seeing, I feel like...
I feel like some people are open to getting to know...
Who said they were open? Who said they were open?
It wasn't so much who said they were open.
I feel like everyone is probably still up for chatting.
Again, like, I've just come in. Yeah.
In the same way,
I know you boys will understand when I have to chat to certain people.
No, I don't understand, Joe.
Well, unfortunately, it's gonna have to happen!
# It's getting hot... #
The creative geniuses in our props department
have created a bespoke, high-tech randomised dare box unit.
OK, they spray-painted a tissue box gold
and cut a hole in it.
Which means we can have a game of dares!
Our All Stars are gonna pick a dare from the box.
They'll then read it out and perform the dare.
Snog the two Islanders you find the most attractive.
Do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
SQUEALING
Oh!
Oh, oh!
Nice.
# So take off all your clothes... #
SQUEALS
Ooh, ooh.
Casey's back, sa-sa-sa-sa!
LAUGHTER
Well done.
Casey's very confident, like,
I mean, I just think he's good-looking.
# Just a little bit of
# And a little bit of... #
Snog the two Islanders you're most likely to have a threesome with.
Casey, Casey, Casey!
Ooh!
Whoo!
GIRLS SQUEAL
Oh, next door to each other! Next door!
He just moved one over.
Whoo!
Which twin was it? Which twin was it? Which twin was it?
Eve?
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
Snog the Islander you think is the most likely
to cheat in a relationship.
SQUEALS That is so unfair.
Go on, Kaz.
Damn!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry!
SQUEALING, LAUGHTER
I'm so sorry.
Whoo! Whoo.
Have you ever cheated? I haven't. And other people have, so...
Ooh.
Snog the Islander with the best chat.
Bombshell energy, come on.
SQUEALS
Was that the first time, or...?
What was that, Georgia? Oh, you've crossed!
What was that, Georgia?
I just asked Mol if it was her first time.
Dun-dun-dun!
What, with a boy? No. Kissing Joe.
Oh! Oh, is it? Have you got history?
They had one club snog, it's not a big deal.
It's just a kiss, bruv. That's all. Nothing major. Cheers, G.
LAUGHTER It just came out. So sorry, babe.
It was a good kiss.
I'll take it as a compliment off Joe, being snogged.
Snog the Islander you would most like to be coupled up with.
Go, Eve! Go, Eve! Go, Eve!
SQUEALING, SHOCKED GASPS
# I found it in the
# In the city, in the dark
# In the city, in the dark... #
Not many people can say they've kissed identical twins
in the same night,
so definitely one to tick off the list.
Choose two Islanders you want to see kiss.
They must then kiss.
Dun-dun-dun!
Choose a mad one.
This is not funny. It's just a game.
Joe.
Joanna.
Ooh!
A Joe sandwich. I like it.
Can we, like, stand up? I feel so weird.
You put your balls in her face! I'm gonna do it.
Whoo!
Oh, no, no.
Shit.
Three weeks of friendship we've had here, and you do that to me.
A whole three weeks.
# Ba-dum, ba-dum
# I hear it and I know... #
Oh, this is a nice one.
Snog the Islander you'd most like to introduce
to your family and friends.
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