The Cosby Show

What Are You Doing?

Having Breakfast.

I've Got It!

What Is That?

My Free Packet Of Snappers Candy.

You Ruined A Whole Box Of Cereal To Get To These "Snappers"?

It's Not Ruined.

You Put Your Grubby Hands In It.

Don't Touch It Anymore.

Nobody Will Eat That.

I Will.

Hey, Dad.

You Opened The New Cereal.

You Find The Candy?

Want Some?

Sure.

You Know About This?

Yeah.

How Much Does This Cereal Cost?

Uh... $1.79.

How Many Candies Did You Get?

Five.

How Much Does Five Go Into $1.79?

Somewhere Around 35 Cents.

So Each Candy Comes Out To How Much Apiece?

35 Cents Apiece!

Now, When You Go To The Candy Store

What Do You Pay For These Things?

Two For A Penny.

Two For A Penny!

But Out Of The Box, They're 35 Cents Apiece.

What Have We Learned From This?

Theo, Will You Play With Me?

Today's Saturday.

It's My Day Off.

I'll Give You

All My Snappers If You Do.

All These If I Play With You?

You Don't Have To Do That.

Just Give Me Three Of Them.

Well, Okay.

That's A Shame, Dr. Bolden.

I'll Talk To Somebody As Soon As I Can.

That's A Shame.

Bye-Bye.

What's A Shame?

They're Cutting 30 People

From The Hospital Staff.

Oh, That Is Terrible.

The Main Thing Is They're Cutting Mrs. Granger.

Who's She?

The Nice Lady

Who Does A Fantastic Job Cleaning The Doctors' Lounge

And Gives Us The Cookies.

And Leaves You Apples When You Gain Weight.

Yes.

I Like That Lady.

They're Letting Her Go, And I'm Not Taking It.

I'm Going To Talk To Somebody.

Good For You.

Yeah.

I'd Love To Talk

But I'm Going To The Office.

Hurry Home. I'll Be Back This Afternoon.

Cliff?

Yes?

I Bought This Cereal For The Children.

You're In Here

Digging For Those Candies, Aren't You?

Don't You Eat This Cereal.

Shh! Shh!

Don't Say Anything.

Vanessa, Did Rudy Come Through Here?

She Was In Here.

Got You.

You're It!

Take It Easy.

Mom And Dad Don't Like Horseplay.

We're Just Playing Tag.

You're It.

We Can't Play In The House.

You'll Get In Trouble.

I Promised Rudy We'd Play.

Quit Being A Downer.

Okay, Have It Your Way.

Let's Play In My Room.

We Don't Need Miss Killjoy.

Yeah, Sour-Head!

Someday You'll Appreciate Me For My Wisdom.

Someday I'll Be Happy If I Just Appreciate You.

You're It!

Hi, Dad.

How You Doing?

Did You Go Shopping?

Yeah.

Looks Like You Bought A Lot.

Yeah.

Vanessa?

I Could Use Some Help Here.

Would You Like Me To Help You?

Oh.

Vanessa?

Yeah?

Oh.

That's Rudy.

Shh! It's Okay, Rudy.

I Want Mommy!

Mommy!

What Happened?

She Fell.

Okay, Let Me See Here.

Stop Crying.

I Want Mommy!

Take Your Hand Away.

Oh, Rudy, You Look Awful!

Oh, Thanks A Lot.

No, No, You Don't Look Awful.

I Want To See A Doctor.

I Am A Doctor.

No, You're Daddy.

I Understand.

I Want Mommy.

Mommy Won't Be Back For A While.

Then I'll Wait.

No, Let Me Look At It.

Ow!

I Haven't Touched You Yet.

I'll Touch You The Way Mommy Taught Me.

My Hands Are Approaching Your Face.

Ow!

I Haven't Touched You Yet.

I'm Putting My Hand On Your Head.

Now This One's On Top And This One's Free.

I'm Coming In To Take A Look.

No, I Haven't Touched You Yet.

I'm Touching Your Face.

Ow!

It's Too Late Now.

All You've Done Is Scrape Your Face.

I Don't Think Any Bones Are Broken.

You Got A Little Cut On The Upper Lip.

I'll Get My Bag, Be Back, Clean You Up.

Okay.

Keep An Eye On Her.

I Told You Guys Not To Run In The House.

We Weren't.

What Happened?

It Was An Accident.

What We're You Doing?

Remember The Circus Tumblers

Who Push People Up In The Air With Their Feet

And Catch Them?

Theo Missed.

How Could You Do That?!

She's A Little Kid!

It Was An Accident.

Like The Time You Made Me The Human Cannonball?

How Could I Know You'd Go That Far?

What's The Human Cannonball?

Theo Locked His Hands.

I Put My Foot In His Hands

He Yells "Fire," Throws Me In The Air.

I'm Supposed To Curl Up And Land On The Bed.

Theo Throws Me Over The Bed

And I Land On The Dresser.

You Opened Up.

You Weren't Supposed To.

That Was Your Fault.

I Yelled "Fire," And You Panicked.

Rudy, No Matter How Much Fun He Says You'll Have, Don't Do It.

He's Injured Every Girl In This House.

One Of These Days We'll Get Together

And Hurt You Good.

Forget About That.

We Need An Excuse.

What Do You Mean?

Remember When Dad Found Out We Did The Human Cannonball?

We Got Grounded For Two Weeks.

I Don't Want Trouble.

That's Why We've Got To Be Cool About This.

I Got It.

If Dad Asks What Happened

We'll Say You Fell Off The Bed.

You Did Bounce Off The Bed After You Hit The Wall.

What If Dad Asks What Rudy Was Doing When She Fell?

We'll Say She Was Reaching For A Book And Slipped.

"We'll Say"?

I'm Not Saying Anything.

I'm Just An Advisor.

Then Advise Me.

Say Rudy Fell And Hit Her Head On Something

Like A Shoe.

A Shoe Wouldn't Hurt.

Let's Say She Hit Her Head On A Barbell.

Sounds Good.

Rudy, You Were On The Bed

Reached For A Book, Slipped, And Hit Your Head On A Barbell.

Okay.

Thank You.

Hold On To This.