Off the Air

Woman: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS?

TO LIVE...AND...

TO LIVE IN THE MYSTERY AND TO FIND PURPOSE

AND TO LIVE IN THE NOW

MAGIC...

OF...NOW!

PBHT!

WHAT'S YOUR MOST ADVENTUROUS MEMORY?

THIS!

I REMEMBER THIS!

THIS IS AN ADVENTURE.

THIS IS THE MEMORY.

WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR YOUNGER GENERATIONS?

YOUNGER GENERATIONS?

LIVE IN THE MOMENT.

DON'T GET OLD.

DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE...

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE FREE...

IF YOU JUDGE PEOPLE.

LOVE NOW.

CREATE.

INSPIRE!

PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!

[ UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

MAHALO.

Man: DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LONG, FILTHY HAIR.

IT LOOKS LIKE A RAT'S NEST.

DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR MULLET.

GET OUT THE HAIR CLIPPERS, JERK.

GET THE RAT'S NEST OFF YOUR HEAD.

GET THAT CRAZY-ASS MULLET OFF YOUR SKULL.

TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE BARBER SHOP.

TELL THE BARBER THAT YOU'RE SICK OF LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

[ RICHARD STRAUSS' "ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA" PLAYS ]

I KNOW. YOU'RE GONNA YOU'RE

YO, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE GONNA FREAK OUT WHEN YOU SEE ME,

BECAUSE I LOOK AWESOME.

I-I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA RECOGNIZE ME.

I KNOW.

NO, IT'S, LIKE, A FULL-ON BEARD.

I'VE GOT A FULL-ON BEARD AND GLASSES.

YEAH. IT'S INCREDIBLE.

IT'S A-A MIRACLE.

YEAH.

NO, IT'S IT'S HUGE. IT'S HUGE FOR ME.

AND, UH, YOU KNOW, THIS IS I'M GONNA BE UNSTOPPABLE NOW.

THIS IS, UH THIS IS WHAT IT

THIS IS, LIKE, THE MISSING PCE, YOU KNOW?

AND, UH...YEAH.

I KNOW.