Robot Chicken

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It's alive!

Now back to Davenport, the Drama Llama.

The tempter or the tempted, who sins most?

Tis not she ... nor doth she tempt ...

but it is I that... lying by the virtue of the...

sun does as the carrion and...

not as the flower, corrupt with virtuous...

...beauty.

Thanks for inviting me, Penelope.

Oh, I'm sorry ... Peppa-Mint. So what's Chef Club about?

- Chef Club is about friendship! - Cool!

And owning stuff!

Like my new Sparkle Clean dishwasher.

Hey, gals! Why don't you slide

those dirty plates in me, like you're supposed to?

I always let my husband do the dishes.

She didn't mean it, Baby!

Hey, do you guys want to take a walk or something, like, outside?

You haven't even tried out my super rare Moonlight Dazzle Mop.

Drag my face on the floor!

Holy shit! Okay, does he feel pain?

- Who cares? - Yea...

Yeah, I think I might take off.

Aw, come on, Sara. Sit on my face some more.

Oh, my God! The chair talks, too?

Mm-hmm. Just like the locks on the doors,

and the bars in the windows, so we never,

ever, ever have to leave our stuff again!

Stuff! Stuff!

Hello? Jeff?

I need you to come pick me up, right now.

I'm your husband now, Sara.

Euuaaaggghhh! Aah! Aah!

Stuff! Stuff!

- Ready for our first patient, Doc? - Achoo!

I'd say he has a cold, Mom.

You're right, Doc. What do you recommend?

Plenty of rest and some chicken soup.

And he'll be good as ...

My baby! She got hit by a car!

Pupils fixed and dilated. Possible subdural hematoma.

We need to intubate. Wind pipe is crushed.

Trach her!

Her heart stopped! I'm going in!

- Maybe she just needs a pick-me-up song! - Rib spreader!

Come on, breathe, damn it, breathe!

Phew! All in a day's work, right, kiddo?

I want to be an accountant.

I can be anything I want!

After all, we animals overcame our baser instincts

and now we're thinking, caring, talking creatures.

Wahhhh! My insides are outside!

What kind of world is this?!

Eughh, bugs! Gross!

Whoops! Almost forgot my life preserver.

Oh, Jesus, I just need to see this.

Oswald, you know you're an octopus, right?

- You literally cannot drown. - Safety first!

- Oh me. - Oohh!

Huh. Um... Huh.

- # Road Hawgs - Used to be human, no one fightin' #

- # Road Hawgs # - Hawg-tacular!

If we're ever gonna find an antidote,

we'll need to stop Dr. Bovine from...

- Hey, where's Flank? - Saw him out back earlier.

Steve, have you seen Flank?

Uhh...

- No. - Steve?!

Guys, uh, look...

I just ... I love bacon soooo much!

- It's so good! - Us too, buddy. Us too.

- Then I guess... Let's eat, man! - Trickin' awesome!

Brought to you by the makers of "Cheese League."

And now, Taking A Guess At Shows We Don't Watch.

Nacho cheese!

Nacho cheese!

In... Seattle?

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Cheese...

Seattle... in...?

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Oh, my God. The time!

Ahh! Shake it off!

keys! Ruhh!

Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.

- Smells like beer. - Buddy, I just forgot.

You always forget.

Son...

Daddy's going through a tough time, but...

- I love you more than life ... - Look out!

Please, God! Someone help me!

- My son needs a doctor! Please! - I can help!

- You can? Are you a doctor?! - Yes, my friend.

My name is Dr. Sunjayvandanacandanapecarpecar.

Huh?!

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