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Why are you sleeping in your sister's room and not yours?

The bathroom's closer.

Where'd you get this?

I found it.

You were so cute.

Is that any way to fold shirts?

You're a moron.

You button it all the way up.

Not like that. Let me do it.

Look.

It wasn't that difficult.

Mm-hm.

Leonardo, check your suitcase. You didn't load it right.

- What's wrong with it? - It's wobbling. If I brake hard,

it'll fall on you, and you'll be killed outright.

Have you got everything?

- Everything? - Yes.

- Ticket? ID? - Got it.

- Mobile phone? - Got it.

- Phone charger? - Got it.

- Computer? - Yes.

- Computer plug? - Wait.

- I think I've forgotten my ID card. - What?

- -

- Really? - Just joking.

You really are a blockhead. Do you know that?

- It's dangerous to joke in a car. - Sorry.

Fuck you! From the depths of my soul!

You don't joke around in a car. You die in a car!

Sorry, sorry.

What are your plans when you get to London? What will you do?

I land at Heathrow... No, sorry, at Gatwick.

- Oh, Blessed Mother! - Gatwick.

I woke up last night with a nosebleed.

You have weak capillaries, like me.

I suffered from nosebleeds when I was a kid.

I couldn't stop it, I nearly bled to death.

- Oh, that bad? - Yeah.

Perhaps I should get it checked out.

You don't need to get it checked out, it's nothing serious.

LONDON

Uh, I'm outside.

Okay, I'll be right there.

My little brother!

- How are you? - Fine, you?

- Fine. How was your flight? - Fine.

Go through.

I can't believe you're here, I swear.

Happy to become a Londoner, sweetie?

Sure. Yeah.

That last day, I said to my class, "I never want to see you again!"

And now I'm here in London with Leonardo.

You made friends with my sister.

- - It's not my fault.

Leonardo, it's always your fault.

The bastard received the plant.

Really? What did he say?

He sent me the photo, the fucker.

What's up?

- I'm embarrassed to tell Leonardo. - Go on, tell him!

The thing is, I screwed this guy who didn't tell me he had thrush.

So I sent a cactus to his office with a note, "Thanks for thrush."

Black paper in a black envelope.

- Sorry, but what's thrush? - Leonardo, are you for real?

Love, it's a venereal disease.

- And what happens? - I'll let you Google that.

Don't worry, we'll have a great time at Maddox tonight.

Yeah, then I'll find another.

I forgot to tell you, we're eating here first,

then we're going to Maddox.

- Which one is Maddox? - The one we went to last year

in the Piccadilly area. We went together once.

- What kind of music do they play? - Hip-hop stuff.

The place they let you in for free because you're nice and you have pussies?

- That's right. - Okay then.

Shall we cook some pasta?

Will you lend me your snakeskin boots, doll?

- Of course, babe. - Thanks.

Let's grab some booze. Ceydou's waiting at the tube station.

- Who's Ceydou? - My Turkish friend.

A hot babe.

- Will this do? - Yes.

Come on. Let's go.

Man up.

No, no, no.

- Have you got your Oyster card? - Yes.

- Will you hurry up? - I can't find it.

- Your eyes look a bit yellow. - I can't open them in the morning.

- That's so funny! - You're laughing at my suffering.

Shut up, Leonardo, and tickle my arm.

You're always on bullshitting.

- Hey. - Hey!

Sorry we're late.

- He's my brother. - Hi. I'm Jada.

I'm Leonardo.

Oh, my God. You guys look so alike.

Look at the eyes. The shape.

- You're already drunk, right? - No.

No, I swear. Help me, Grazia.

They're certainly different, Jada.

She's an angel. He's not.

No, you can tell they're siblings. Come on.

Oh, well, I like that because he's handsome.

I would date him if he wasn't my brother.

No, careful, careful.

He's handsome. That's true.

- Okay, guys, let's go. - Let's go.

How the fuck do you drink these?

With your mouth, love.

Wes, west up, hot temper

Oh, shit. I can't find my lighter.

- How can you have lost it? - Don't you have one?

No, love.

Sorry. Do you have a lighter?

No, I don't.

Do you have a lighter?

- Sure. - Thank you.

- I love your dress. - Thanks. I love yours.

- Where are you from? - I'm from London.

- He's William. - Nice to meet you.

He is not my boyfriend. He's gay.

I like your piercings.

Thank you very much.

He's hot!

Remember that desperate guy who tried to hit on me and Grazia?

Thank goodness he left or I'd have taken care of him.

I'd have smashed him in the kisser.

Cut that out.

Lele, don't puke here or they'll throw us off the bus.

Huh?

Don't puke here, they'll kick up a fuss.

I can't hold it in.

What an asshole!

You're like a three-year-old.

I'm only joking.

Can you believe he can't hold his drink at 19!?

He's practically a kid.

God forbid, if I hadn't puked at the end of the night...

I wouldn't have had fun.

So, what are you gonna study here and at which university?

Um, business at Brampton University.

That must be so interesting.

Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.

- It's cool. - To answer the question

you asked before, it's going well.

With the tables at Libertine and Maddox, I've made at least... 3,000 quid.

Yes, Mr. 3,000 Quid, will you let me and Grazia in on Friday?

- Lele, do you want to come? - Yes.

If it's you guys, okay, but the guys mustn't outnumber the girls.

But you can certainly come in.

What's up, Lele? You're strange, you're quiet.

He's always strange.

I'm tired.

Giulia says even when Lele's present, he's not really.

Whatever.

- Hi. - Hi.

Don't get up, I'll wash the dishes again.

When do you start uni?

Monday.

Didn't you have open days?

- Yes, but I didn't bother. - They're helpful!

- They do fuck all! - That's not true.