Cherry

- One, two, one, two, three, four.

Fuck.

Cherry are you in there?

Just a second.

What are you doing in there?

Girl's stuff!

- Yeah, I know I got it. I'm on it.

Today, today, come on.

I know, I know. God.

I'm waiting.

Fuck.

First of all, you're late.

I know, I'm sorry.

Then you start your shift

with a 10 minute break in the bathroom?

We're done.

I..

No, I'm done.

- Roger, you don't wanna do this.

No, no, no.

I can find someone else. - What is the store,

without you and me?

You never change.

I'm tired.

Let me prove it to you.

You know, no more excuses.

Oh my God.

No more being late.

She never stops.

Please.

Stop it.

I don't know why you do this.

You lose at this game every time.

All right.

I guess we can go one more day.

- Thank you. - But no more bullshit.

From now on, I mean it.

I don't wanna hear any more of this,

I couldn't start my car, you know,

I had to take the cat to the dentist.

I fell asleep on the bus.

From now on, you'll be on time.

You'll be above reproach.

You're gonna be...

- Responsible. - Responsible!

That's shit, okay.

One more fuck up and you're done.

Hello?

- Hey I- - "Gotcha.

Can't get to the phone right now

so just leave me a message, or don't.

Peace".

Hey, hey.

You guys look like you would like some magic.

Oh magic!

Yes.

Okay so,

Keep your eyes on this red ball.

Pop in here.

That's so cool.

Let's go in here

and see if they have a princess dress for Sarah.

I want a balloon.

Could you?

Yeah, no, for sure.

- Do you mind watching him for a minute

while I run in real quick?

- Actually, I... - Thank you. Stay here

with the nice balloon lady.

Be careful little prince,

if you pop them all, you'll turn into a frog.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Make me Spider-man.

How about a flower?

Boring.

Those are for girls.

Dude, no.

Princes love flowers.

How about a sword?

A sword for a brave knight like you?

Fine.

Okay.

Sword it is.

Okay, here's your sword.

Tell your mom tips are appreciated.

Oh, this is awesome.

A wiener!

Mom, mom. - Ah,

ma'am it's a sword.

You little shit.

It does look like a sword, doesn't it?

Just gimme your jacket.

Please, Roger I...

Look, I don't wanna hear it.

I got bills to pay.

Yeah.

I got a rent increase.

You know, I have online competition.

I gotta put up with all of that.

- Yeah. - You know what I need

is a good, responsible employee.

Not some grown up kid.

Roger,

I just found out I'm...

I'm pregnant.

That's good.

You haven't used that one before.

And you know what, how dare you?

Okay.

I can prove it to you.

No, just gimme the jacket.

It was here just a second ago

Just gimme one,

second. - You don't understand.

You're fired.

I'll put your check in the mail.

Whatever.

Hello?

We are closing.

Our regular office hours are Monday to Friday, nine to six.

Saturday by appointment only.

- Right, I just really need to see a doctor.

Do you have an appointment?

No.

- I'm sorry, you have to come back on Monday,

unless it's an emergency.

You can call, or go online to schedule an appointment.

- Right, but I think that I'm probably pregnant,

so that means I need to see a doctor, like right now.

Hello?

- Oh no, she's coming back again.

- Hello, there's been an emergency out here.

We are closed.

- Right, but there's an emergency with my breast.

I think I have lumps.

I wake up vomit.

- Ugh I don't have enough time for this.

- I'm very nauseous all the time.

Ma'am stop.

Sometimes I feel very lumpy.

Okay, ma'am.

It's okay, you can just

ma'am, ma'am, stop it.

I can see you.

Look over here.

Yeah hey, you were just here.

And honestly, you really need to work on

that British accent, come on.

- What if something is really wrong?

I don't wanna die.

- Hey, doc, can you take one last person please?

Okay.

Today's office visit could range from $30 to $250,

depending on what the doctor recommends.

A typical uninsured visit is $470.

Do you have health insurance?

No.