Togetherness

Larry: Then don't go to the party.

Tina: Yeah, but because it's Alex's party,

it's gonna seem weird if I just don't show up.

Then maybe you should go to the party?

But I don't wanna add any tension,

you know, if he doesn't want me there.

Why don't you and I just do a drive-by,

we'll run in and say hi to everybody,

and then say we have to be somewhere else?

I got poker tonight, I can't go.

Can't you skip it? You do it every week.

Just this once?

- I mean, Tom's gonna be there, and I... - Who the fuck is Tom?

Tom Hanks.

Oh, him.

You know what, I don't even know why I would go to this stupid thing.

I'm gonna just have some popcorn, catch up on my TV,

have a girls' night in with Sally. Right, Sally?

Larry: Sounds great.

What do you think? You and me.

We're gonna have some bonding time.

She's really excited.

Michelle: As you can see,

our fantastic architect, Louis...

has drawn up the plans

for the building remodel.

Thank you, Louis, yay!

So, in the meantime, what I really need your help with

is with hiring, is with the curriculum,

and it's also... with, um...

outreach.

Um...

Sorry.

We just need to send the message

that this is a racially and economically diverse school.

So, whatever you can do to...

get the message out will be great.

What are you doing?

What, I just...

- Two co-workers talking. - No.

- It's okay, all right? - It looks weird. It looks weird.

It doesn't look like anything.

And I'm...

I just wanna touch base with you. I need to talk to you.

You haven't returned my texts.

I'm sorry if what happened...

was difficult for you. I can see you're struggling.

But... I don't want to apologize

for how I feel about you.

I don't want to apologize

- David... - For how I feel about you.

- And I'm not gonna back away... - No.

Just because you're married.

I don't want to do this.

Let's just...

Let's just slow it down.

I'm sorry.

This doesn't... I...

It was a mistake.

It was my mistake.

It's... It's done. It's over.

Nothing else is gonna happen.

I...

You know I love you, right?

Please, just get out of here. Please, just get out of here.

Please.

Oh, fuck.

Goddamn it. Goddamn it.

Brett: You ready?

Get 'er up, sister, Get 'er up.

Get that star.

Good. Nice. You wanna do one more?

Sophie: Yeah.

Nice.

Brett: Right, let's get some down here.

We need to fill this stuff out.

Alex loves his stars.

What about a little vampire face?

Vampire face? If you're going to do that, do that right there.

That looks...

- Hi. - Hey. You're home.

Yup. I'm home.

Eww! Eww!

- Excuse me. - Yeah.

Rude. Hello?

Why are you saying "eww"?

You're kissing Daddy like Belle kisses the Beast at the end of the movie.

- Like this? - Ew! Weird!

Kisses, kisses!

- (baby crying) - Uh-oh, I think Frankie needs kisses.

Oh, baby.

Aw. Here I come, sweet pea.

I got you, sweetheart.

Here we go.

There we go. There we go.

You're good, Frankie. Are you okay, Frankie?

You're good.

Woman on TV: Because inside, it was all real.

Watch your show. Watch your show!

Maybe you'll learn something.

I was starting to feel like myself again.

I'm just not that into you.

Seriously.

You smell like a rat's asshole. Oh, my God.

No! Oh, my God. I said no!

Ugh.

Brett: Tina, hey!

Hey.

What are you... What are you doing?

- What? - What are you doing?

Oh, I just, I...

Is he here?

No, he's not here yet. We need to kind of...

- He's like coming soon, so... - Oh, oh.

No, I just forgot something in my car.

Do I have... Do I have time to go...

- Yeah, go, but we should... - Oh, okay.

Haha. Aah!

Okay.

I'll be right in. All right.

Yes.

- Hey. - Yo.

Looking a little low over here.

Do you think he's gonna be a movie star?

Uh, he might be.

What... What are you... ?

That'd be just so weird.

Did I ever tell you about the time when he got his first big play?

When we were in high school?

Okay, so we were freshmen

and this was when we were in our, like, severe soul mate phase.

Like, sleeping at each other's house every weekend,

and dreaming about our futures, and...

Totally gay.

Well, I was gonna say "the happiest time of my life."

But, you know, whatever. It's fine.

Anyway, he got cast as the lead in the play,

and it was this big deal 'cause a freshman had never been cast as a lead,

and he fucking...

got cocky.

And he left me behind a little bit.

So, you know.

I... I get it.

You know what I mean?

Wait, you get what?

I get how you... You know, you...

How you're feeling.

I don't... What?

You think he's leaving me behind?

- No, I'm not saying that. - Oh, my God.

I'm just saying... I'm not saying...

- I'm just saying... - Guys, guys! Shh!

I think he's here. I see, like, a limo pulling up.

A limo?

- Okay. - He's in a limo?

Brett: They just do that. It's not...

All: Surprise!

This is great! Oh my God, y'all, this is nuts!

Come in!

Tina: So, do you live in LA?

Christy: Oh, I don't. Not really.

What does "not really" mean?

Um, I don't really live anywhere,

'cause I just kind of, like, go wherever work is.

Like, um, I'm day playing on Alex's new show,

so I was like, "okay."

You have a new show?

It's nothing. I'm just...

Holy shit!

It's a recurring role on a "WE" show.

When did this happen?

Well, I found out, like, three weeks ago,

but, uh...

I'm playing a vampire.

Wait, are you serious?

They're literally typecasting you already.

You're gonna be like a Russian vampire villain for the rest of your life.

No, he's Eastern European,

and, uh, he's... He's a somnambulist.

So, it's a little bit different, actually.

Oh.

Yeah, I mean, the money's really good, so...

Great. Yeah, that sounds great.

- Yeah. - That's so exciting.

So, you appear on the show? Or you...

No, I make sure everyone's dressed.

I whip everyone into shape.

Alex has trouble not being dressed in his trailer.

I do have that problem.

What do you do?

Um, it's just a bunch of stuff I've...