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>> ALL HANDS! ALL HANDS! WE HAVE AN EVO ACTIVE ALERT!
>> ALL HANDS! ALL HANDS! WE HAVE AN EVO ACTIVE ALERT! INCIDENT HAS GONE EXTERIOR!
WE HAVE AN EVO ACTIVE ALERT! INCIDENT HAS GONE EXTERIOR! >> Rex: WHOA! WHOA-OA!
INCIDENT HAS GONE EXTERIOR! >> Rex: WHOA! WHOA-OA! CAN SOMEBODY TAG THIS SCREWY
>> Rex: WHOA! WHOA-OA! CAN SOMEBODY TAG THIS SCREWY RABBIT OR AIRDROP IN SOME RODEO
CAN SOMEBODY TAG THIS SCREWY RABBIT OR AIRDROP IN SOME RODEO CLOWNS, SOMETHING?
RABBIT OR AIRDROP IN SOME RODEO CLOWNS, SOMETHING? >> Six: HOLD IT.
CLOWNS, SOMETHING? >> Six: HOLD IT. THIS COULD GET INTERESTING.
>> Six: HOLD IT. THIS COULD GET INTERESTING. >> Rex: WHOA-OA-OA!
THIS COULD GET INTERESTING. >> Rex: WHOA-OA-OA! >> Six: OR IT COULD GET MESSY.
>> Rex: WHOA-OA-OA! >> Six: OR IT COULD GET MESSY. LET'S SAVE THE KID'S TAIL.
>> Six: OR IT COULD GET MESSY. LET'S SAVE THE KID'S TAIL. >> Rex: AAH!
LET'S SAVE THE KID'S TAIL. >> Rex: AAH!
>> Rex: AAH! OKAY, LOOK, SO, MAYBE I HELPED
OKAY, LOOK, SO, MAYBE I HELPED BLOW UP YOUR COUSIN ON PROM
OKAY, LOOK, SO, MAYBE I HELPED BLOW UP YOUR COUSIN ON PROM NIGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T STILL BE
BLOW UP YOUR COUSIN ON PROM NIGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T STILL BE UPSET.
NIGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T STILL BE UPSET. YOUR BRAIN IS, LIKE, THE SIZE OF
UPSET. YOUR BRAIN IS, LIKE, THE SIZE OF A WALNUT.
YOUR BRAIN IS, LIKE, THE SIZE OF A WALNUT. UGH!
A WALNUT. UGH! BOBO! YES!
UGH! BOBO! YES! SET CANNON TO "BARBECUE."
BOBO! YES! SET CANNON TO "BARBECUE."
SET CANNON TO "BARBECUE." >>
>>
>> >> Rex: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
>> Rex: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? IS THERE NITROGLYCERINE IN
>> Rex: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? IS THERE NITROGLYCERINE IN THERE?
IS THERE NITROGLYCERINE IN THERE? >> Bobo: NOPE, JUST ALFALFA.
THERE? >> Bobo: NOPE, JUST ALFALFA. BUNNIES LOVE ALFALFA.
>> Bobo: NOPE, JUST ALFALFA. BUNNIES LOVE ALFALFA. >> Rex: YEAH, AND REXES LOVE
BUNNIES LOVE ALFALFA. >> Rex: YEAH, AND REXES LOVE SMACKING DOWN EVO CONEJOS.
>> Rex: YEAH, AND REXES LOVE SMACKING DOWN EVO CONEJOS. SO LET'S GO!
SMACKING DOWN EVO CONEJOS. SO LET'S GO! >> Bobo: VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS A
SO LET'S GO! >> Bobo: VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS A LAST RESORT.
>> Bobo: VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS A LAST RESORT. HE'S ALL YOURS, GENTS.
LAST RESORT. HE'S ALL YOURS, GENTS. >> Rex: WE'RE NOT HITTING
HE'S ALL YOURS, GENTS. >> Rex: WE'RE NOT HITTING ANYTHING.
>> Rex: WE'RE NOT HITTING ANYTHING. AND DID YOU JUST SAY "GENTS"?
ANYTHING. AND DID YOU JUST SAY "GENTS"? >> Bobo: LET'S NOT ARGUE.
AND DID YOU JUST SAY "GENTS"? >> Bobo: LET'S NOT ARGUE. BESIDES, I'VE GOT DOUGHNUTS FOR
>> Bobo: LET'S NOT ARGUE. BESIDES, I'VE GOT DOUGHNUTS FOR EVERYONE.
BESIDES, I'VE GOT DOUGHNUTS FOR EVERYONE. >> WHOA. WAY TO GO, BOBO.
EVERYONE. >> WHOA. WAY TO GO, BOBO.
>> Dr. Holiday: EVEN THOUGH IT'S
A BIG ONE, THIS EVO IS A SIMPLE
CREATURE WITH SIMPLE NEEDS.
ITS BEHAVIOR HAS NO RATIONAL
EXPLANATION.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO MORE
TESTS.
>> Rex: FORGET THE RABBIT, DOC.
THE MONK IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS
THE TESTING.
>> Dr. Holiday: BOBO?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Rex: UM, HE WAS THOUGHTFUL,
INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTIVE.
AND COME ON, DOUGHNUTS?
>> Dr. Holiday: BOBO LOVES
DOUGHNUTS.
>> Rex: YEAH, BUT HE DOESN'T
SHARE DOUGHNUTS EVER.
AND HE CLEANED UP HIS LANGUAGE. HE EVEN CLEANED UP HIS TOENAILS. HE HASN'T BLOWN ANYTHING UP ALL
HE EVEN CLEANED UP HIS TOENAILS. HE HASN'T BLOWN ANYTHING UP ALL DAY.
HE HASN'T BLOWN ANYTHING UP ALL DAY. >> Dr. Holiday: SO YOU'RE
DAY. >> Dr. Holiday: SO YOU'RE ALARMED BECAUSE BOBO WAS ACTING
>> Dr. Holiday: SO YOU'RE ALARMED BECAUSE BOBO WAS ACTING LIKE A RESPONSIBLE MEMBER OF
ALARMED BECAUSE BOBO WAS ACTING LIKE A RESPONSIBLE MEMBER OF THIS ORGANIZATION?
LIKE A RESPONSIBLE MEMBER OF THIS ORGANIZATION? >> Rex: SAY THAT SENTENCE OUT
THIS ORGANIZATION? >> Rex: SAY THAT SENTENCE OUT LOUD AGAIN, THINK ABOUT HOW
>> Rex: SAY THAT SENTENCE OUT LOUD AGAIN, THINK ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT SOUNDS.
LOUD AGAIN, THINK ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT SOUNDS. >> Dr. Holiday: DON'T BE SO
WEIRD IT SOUNDS. >> Dr. Holiday: DON'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE.
>> Dr. Holiday: DON'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE. BOBO HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN
QUICK TO JUDGE. BOBO HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN HIS LIFE.
BOBO HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN HIS LIFE. WE'RE ALL AFFECTED BY THE EVENTS
HIS LIFE. WE'RE ALL AFFECTED BY THE EVENTS OF OUR PAST.
WE'RE ALL AFFECTED BY THE EVENTS OF OUR PAST. >> Rex: WHAT PAST?
OF OUR PAST. >> Rex: WHAT PAST? >> Dr. Holiday: YOU MEAN, NO ONE
>> Rex: WHAT PAST? >> Dr. Holiday: YOU MEAN, NO ONE EVER TOLD YOU?
>> Dr. Holiday: YOU MEAN, NO ONE EVER TOLD YOU? BEFORE HE WENT EVO, BOBO WAS A
EVER TOLD YOU? BEFORE HE WENT EVO, BOBO WAS A HELPER ANIMAL, TRAINED TO
BEFORE HE WENT EVO, BOBO WAS A HELPER ANIMAL, TRAINED TO ENTERTAIN SICK CHILDREN BY AN
HELPER ANIMAL, TRAINED TO ENTERTAIN SICK CHILDREN BY AN ECCENTRIC PHILANTHROPIST.
ENTERTAIN SICK CHILDREN BY AN ECCENTRIC PHILANTHROPIST. >> Rex: BOBO?
ECCENTRIC PHILANTHROPIST. >> Rex: BOBO? BOBO, OUR BOBO?
>> Rex: BOBO? BOBO, OUR BOBO? YOU'RE KIDDING.
BOBO, OUR BOBO? YOU'RE KIDDING. >> Dr. Holiday: FAR FROM IT.
YOU'RE KIDDING. >> Dr. Holiday: FAR FROM IT. AND ONCE IN A RARE WHILE, I
>> Dr. Holiday: FAR FROM IT. AND ONCE IN A RARE WHILE, I THINK HIS FORMER BEHAVIORS RISE
AND ONCE IN A RARE WHILE, I THINK HIS FORMER BEHAVIORS RISE TO THE SURFACE.
THINK HIS FORMER BEHAVIORS RISE TO THE SURFACE. I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD TIME TO
TO THE SURFACE. I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD TIME TO STUDY IT, BUT IF IT MEANS THERE
I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD TIME TO STUDY IT, BUT IF IT MEANS THERE ARE DAYS I DON'T FIND MONKEY
STUDY IT, BUT IF IT MEANS THERE ARE DAYS I DON'T FIND MONKEY HAIR IN MY COFFEE, I ROLL WITH
ARE DAYS I DON'T FIND MONKEY HAIR IN MY COFFEE, I ROLL WITH IT.
HAIR IN MY COFFEE, I ROLL WITH IT. >> Rex: YOU CAN ROLL ALL YOU
IT. >> Rex: YOU CAN ROLL ALL YOU WANT.
>> Rex: YOU CAN ROLL ALL YOU WANT. I GOT TO ROOM WITH HIM.
WANT. I GOT TO ROOM WITH HIM. >> Dr. Holiday: REX, I REALLY
I GOT TO ROOM WITH HIM. >> Dr. Holiday: REX, I REALLY NEED TO FIGURE THIS RABBIT OUT,
>> Dr. Holiday: REX, I REALLY NEED TO FIGURE THIS RABBIT OUT, SO IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH
NEED TO FIGURE THIS RABBIT OUT, SO IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH BOBO, TAKE IT UP WITH HIM.
SO IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH BOBO, TAKE IT UP WITH HIM. >> Rex: OH, I PLAN TO.
BOBO, TAKE IT UP WITH HIM. >> Rex: OH, I PLAN TO.
>> Rex: OH, I PLAN TO. >> Bobo: AHH!
>> Bobo: AHH! THAT SHOULD DO IT, GENTS.
>> Bobo: AHH! THAT SHOULD DO IT, GENTS. DOES ANYONE HAVE A MOIST
THAT SHOULD DO IT, GENTS. DOES ANYONE HAVE A MOIST TOWELETTE?
DOES ANYONE HAVE A MOIST TOWELETTE?
TOWELETTE? >> YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RUINED
>> YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RUINED TERRAIN BUSTER LAST MONTH.
>> YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RUINED TERRAIN BUSTER LAST MONTH. >> Bobo: HENCE MY COMPULSION TO
TERRAIN BUSTER LAST MONTH. >> Bobo: HENCE MY COMPULSION TO REPAIR IT.
>> Bobo: HENCE MY COMPULSION TO REPAIR IT. LET'S NOT HOLD ON TO OUR
REPAIR IT. LET'S NOT HOLD ON TO OUR FRUSTRATIONS SO TIGHTLY.
LET'S NOT HOLD ON TO OUR FRUSTRATIONS SO TIGHTLY. THEY WILL CAUSE NOTHING BUT
FRUSTRATIONS SO TIGHTLY. THEY WILL CAUSE NOTHING BUT AGONY.
>> Rex: OKAY, POKER IS BOBO. HA HA! READ 'EM AND WEEP. FULL HOUSE, BABY.
>> Bobo: ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND CARDS. WELL PLAYED, AGENT JACKSON.
CARDS. WELL PLAYED, AGENT JACKSON. >> Rex: HMM.
WELL PLAYED, AGENT JACKSON. >> Rex: HMM. HE'S NOT HIMSELF, SIX.
>> Rex: HMM. HE'S NOT HIMSELF, SIX. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
HE'S NOT HIMSELF, SIX. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED? >> Six: CONSIDERING I'VE BEEN
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED? >> Six: CONSIDERING I'VE BEEN ASLEEP UNTIL 3 SECONDS AGO, NO.
>> Six: CONSIDERING I'VE BEEN ASLEEP UNTIL 3 SECONDS AGO, NO. >> Rex: OH, COME ON.
ASLEEP UNTIL 3 SECONDS AGO, NO. >> Rex: OH, COME ON. IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT HE'S --
>> Rex: OH, COME ON. IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT HE'S -- WAIT.
IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT HE'S -- WAIT. YOU SLEEP IN YOUR SUIT?
WAIT. YOU SLEEP IN YOUR SUIT? OKAY, THAT'S WEIRD, TOO, BUT ONE
YOU SLEEP IN YOUR SUIT? OKAY, THAT'S WEIRD, TOO, BUT ONE THING AT A TIME.
OKAY, THAT'S WEIRD, TOO, BUT ONE THING AT A TIME. YOU'RE THE GUY I DEPEND ON TO
THING AT A TIME. YOU'RE THE GUY I DEPEND ON TO ASSUME THE WORST.
YOU'RE THE GUY I DEPEND ON TO ASSUME THE WORST. >> Six: THAT'S ONLY WHEN IT
ASSUME THE WORST. >> Six: THAT'S ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.
>> Six: THAT'S ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO YOU. >> Rex:
COMES TO YOU. >> Rex: WHAT IF IT'S NANITE POSSESSION
>> Rex: WHAT IF IT'S NANITE POSSESSION OR WHITE KNIGHT MIND CONTROL?
WHAT IF IT'S NANITE POSSESSION OR WHITE KNIGHT MIND CONTROL? I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HIM.
OR WHITE KNIGHT MIND CONTROL? I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HIM. >> Six: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HIM. >> Six: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT BOBO MIGHT JUST BE TURNING
>> Six: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT BOBO MIGHT JUST BE TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF?
THAT BOBO MIGHT JUST BE TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF? >> Rex: WELL, HE COULD TURN OVER
OVER A NEW LEAF? >> Rex: WELL, HE COULD TURN OVER A WHOLE TREE.
>> Rex: WELL, HE COULD TURN OVER A WHOLE TREE. HE'D STILL BE BOBO, AND I'M
A WHOLE TREE. HE'D STILL BE BOBO, AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT.
HE'D STILL BE BOBO, AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT. >> Bobo:
>> Rex: HEY! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS. >> Bobo: THURSDAY?
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS. >> Bobo: THURSDAY? >> Rex: NO.
>> Bobo: THURSDAY? >> Rex: NO. IT'S NATIONAL PARTY FOR NO
>> Rex: NO. IT'S NATIONAL PARTY FOR NO REASON DAY!
>> Bobo: MISS, YOU LOOK LOST. ALLOW ME TO ESCORT YOU TO THE NEAREST EXIT POD.
>> Rex: THAT'S IT! THE REAL BOBO WOULD NEVER TURN DOWN A STUPID EXCUSE FOR AN
THE REAL BOBO WOULD NEVER TURN DOWN A STUPID EXCUSE FOR AN UNAUTHORIZED PARTY.
DOWN A STUPID EXCUSE FOR AN UNAUTHORIZED PARTY. YOU'RE NOT BOBO.
UNAUTHORIZED PARTY. YOU'RE NOT BOBO. NOW FESS UP OR GET MESSED UP.
YOU'RE NOT BOBO. NOW FESS UP OR GET MESSED UP.
NOW FESS UP OR GET MESSED UP. >> Bobo: OH.
>> Bobo: OH. NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA
>> Bobo: OH. NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA TIDY THAT UP?
NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA TIDY THAT UP? LOOKS LIKE YOU RIPPED YOUR
TIDY THAT UP? LOOKS LIKE YOU RIPPED YOUR POSTER THERE.
LOOKS LIKE YOU RIPPED YOUR POSTER THERE. >> Rex:
BOBO! I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- WHAT?!
>> Rex: WHAT?! >> Robo Bobo: DON'T MIND ME,
>> Rex: WHAT?! >> Robo Bobo: DON'T MIND ME, CHIEF.
>> Robo Bobo: DON'T MIND ME, CHIEF. SEEMED TO HAVE LOST MY HEAD.
CHIEF. SEEMED TO HAVE LOST MY HEAD. LOST MY HEAD.
SEEMED TO HAVE LOST MY HEAD. LOST MY HEAD. LOST MY --
LOST MY HEAD. LOST MY -- >> Rex: I KNEW YOU WEREN'T YOU.
LOST MY -- >> Rex: I KNEW YOU WEREN'T YOU. >> Robo Bobo: OF COURSE I'M ME.
>> Rex: I KNEW YOU WEREN'T YOU. >> Robo Bobo: OF COURSE I'M ME. WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?
>> Robo Bobo: OF COURSE I'M ME. WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?
WHO ELSE WOULD I BE? >> Rex: GAME OVER, FAKE BOBO.
>> Rex: GAME OVER, FAKE BOBO. WHO SENT YOU?
>> Rex: GAME OVER, FAKE BOBO. WHO SENT YOU? VAN KLEISS?
WHO SENT YOU? VAN KLEISS? ZAG-RS?
VAN KLEISS? ZAG-RS?
WHERE IS BOBO? >> Robo Bobo: >> Rex: UH...
>> Robo Bobo: >> Rex: UH... >> Bobo: CAREFUL WITH THE
>> Rex: UH... >> Bobo: CAREFUL WITH THE MERCHANDISE, YOU HAIRLESS APE.
>> Bobo: CAREFUL WITH THE MERCHANDISE, YOU HAIRLESS APE. YOU'LL MUCK UP MY MAINFRAME.
MERCHANDISE, YOU HAIRLESS APE. YOU'LL MUCK UP MY MAINFRAME. >> Rex: BOBO?! ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU'LL MUCK UP MY MAINFRAME. >> Rex: BOBO?! ARE YOU OKAY? WHERE ARE YOU?
>> Rex: BOBO?! ARE YOU OKAY? WHERE ARE YOU? WERE YOU KIDNAPPED?
WHERE ARE YOU? WERE YOU KIDNAPPED? >> Bobo: RIGHT NOW, I'M TICKED
WERE YOU KIDNAPPED? >> Bobo: RIGHT NOW, I'M TICKED OFF.
>> Bobo: RIGHT NOW, I'M TICKED OFF. LET GO OF MY SLIGHTLY
OFF. LET GO OF MY SLIGHTLY LESS-HANDSOME TWIN BEFORE YOU
LET GO OF MY SLIGHTLY LESS-HANDSOME TWIN BEFORE YOU BLOW EVERYTHING.
LESS-HANDSOME TWIN BEFORE YOU BLOW EVERYTHING. >> Rex: BLOW EVERYTHING?
BLOW EVERYTHING. >> Rex: BLOW EVERYTHING? >> Bobo: LOOK, REX, I AIN'T BEEN
>> Rex: BLOW EVERYTHING? >> Bobo: LOOK, REX, I AIN'T BEEN TAKEN -- I WENT.
>> Bobo: LOOK, REX, I AIN'T BEEN TAKEN -- I WENT. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, A MONKEY
TAKEN -- I WENT. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, A MONKEY NEEDS...BOBO TIME -- ALONE.
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