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Hey, remember what I said.
How many times have I told you not to cross the road?
But there are sweet potatoes on the other side of the road.
I want to eat them, Daddy.
Shut up. Come back.
I will go.
Hey, pig. Can't you understand?
Are you a human being who has to be told repeatedly? Come back.
I'll come back after eating two potatoes.
You should not go there. That's it.
But why, Daddy?
Once there was a piglet who didn't listen to his parents and ran onto the road.
What happened to him?
See for yourself.
What's happening? The tension is killing me.
The courier just rang the bell.
-Does he have the box? -Yes.
Raji came out.
And?
The courier is scratching...
Tell him I'll kill him.
He's scratching his butt, not Raji's.
"This card is not enough to apologize for all the mistakes I've made.
Please forgive me, Raji."
Please sign here, ma'am.
Take this.
What's happening? Tell me.
She took the box.
And?
She went inside and closed the door.
Why did she do that?
People close doors after going inside and open them before coming out.
Hey, Raji is coming here.
Hurry up!
Can you please hold this?
Who's this guy who got slapped during the introduction?
Who is he, Daddy?
Abhishek. Abhishek Varma.
Mr. Abhishek Varma, our company makes many essential goods.
Can you tell us which toothpaste you use?
Tulsi Krishna Toothpaste.
How about for soap?
Tulsi Krishna Soap.
And shaving foam?
Tulsi Krishna Shaving Foam.
Is Tulsi Krishna an Ayurvedic brand?
No. Tulsi Krishna is my roommate, sir.
If the company you're working for is incurring losses in the first quarter,
which is the first three months, and in the second and third quarters too,
what would you do as a manager after the three quarters?
After three quarters, I won't do anything but dance to the "Lungi Dance."
Mr. Abhishek Varma, where do you see yourself in five years?
In five years, I'll be buying and selling dozens of companies like yours.
And before you ask me, in ten years, all the film companies
will be fighting each other for the right to make my biopic.
In 15 years, I'll contest the elections, become the Prime Minister,
and change the financial situation of the country.
It's very clear that you're not interested in the job we are offering.
You are right, sir.
Why did you come to the interview, then?
My girlfriend made me promise that I will go to the interview.
What exactly do you want to do with your life?
I want to hit it.
What? Who?
Not a person, sir.
I want to hit the jackpot.
If I don't, I'll quit everything and just stay at home.
The jackpot?
A jackpot.
What happened?
Did they offer you a job?
-No, they didn't! -Why?
They think I'm overqualified for the job.
-Overqualified to be a trainee? -Yes.
Abhi, did you say something stupid during the interview?
No. They just asked me questions and I answered them.
-That's it. -What did they ask?
They asked me what I wanted to do with my life.
I told them I want to hit a goal.
They asked what it is. I said, a jackpot.
A jackpot?
Abhi, how can I introduce you to my dad if you don't have a job?
Tell him I'm on the same path to greatness as Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
Tell him I'm going to hit a goal.
-What goal? -The jackpot.
Is he mad?
Is he good?
I don't really understand him
Is he fickle?
Is he crazy?
He annoys me and makes me mad
Oh, my God!
How do I?
How do I adjust to him? Continue to be with him? Stay with him?
He keeps killing me
But he wouldn't hesitate To give his life for me
He is a stupid boyfriend
Though he is difficult, I still like him
He is a stupid boyfriend
Though he is difficult, I still like him
YUCK!
He has no punctuality He doesn't have any clarity
But his smile pulls me like gravity
He says one thing and does another
But I like how his love is so pure
The mistakes he commits give me a headache
It doesn't subside, no matter what I do
His mind may have a defect But his heart is perfect
I'm addicted to him
He's a stupid boyfriend
Though he is difficult, I still like him
He's a stupid boyfriend
Though he is difficult, I still like him
If you eat sweets, you get fat
But we don't stop We just keep eating sweets
Salt and spices affect your blood pressure
But we have it in all our meals
He is and the salt and the sweets
Though we say no, we want more of him
He is a lovely carrot and I'm a rabbit
There is only one reason
He's a stupid boyfriend
Though he is difficult, I still like him
He's a stupid boyfriend
Though he is difficult, I still like him
Who is this guy, Daddy? He sounds like a crazy fellow.
He's not just crazy, he's the craziest of them all.
That's why his girlfriend dumped him.
Don't look at him.
He has no sense of responsibility at all.
You did everything you could to set him straight.
You spoke to your boss and got an interview for him.
You know what happened next.
Is my boss not there yet?
He's not here yet. I'm waiting for him.
Abhi, he is very sensitive.
I'll pass this interview.
He is here, Raji.
-What is it, Rani? - You left without saying goodbye.
I have an interview with a boy.
And what's with the heavy lunch box?
Because of today's festival, I made all of your favorite dishes.
I'll see you later this evening.
Bye.
Okay, I'm coming.
I need to instruct the employees. I'll be right back.
Yes, sir.
I've asked the Accounts Department to give you two months' salary.
Is it my bonus?
You know our company policy.
We give people two months' salary before firing them.
He has no intention to work.
I just forced him into it.
Three days ago, he was sick and starving.
He was on medication.
He must have been hungry.
He was on medication, but for a hangover, not a fever.
Raji, there is nothing good about him.
Even your dad would agree with me.
It is important to gain positive energy.
And it is equally important to stay away from negative energy.
They coexist like good and evil. They are all around us.
There are three steps involved in dealing with negative energy.
Realize its presence.
Identify its source.
Stay away from the source.
If you know that a person is a source of negative energy,
stay away from that person.
Even just shaking their hand is enough to shake up your entire life.
Let us meditate for some time.
-Om... -Om...
Bye, dude.
What kind of cake did you buy?
Dad, this is Abhishek.
Hello, sir.
One moment.
-Is this Mr. Benerjee Rao? -Yes.
-I'm calling from Dr. Shankar's clinic. -Okay.
The doctor asked me to tell you the good news
as soon as we got the results.
Everything is under control.
Thank you, sir.
The reports show that everything is under control.
Dad. Abhishek.
Hello, sir.
-I'm calling from Dr. Shankar's clinic. -Yes?
Are you I. Benerjee Rao or L. Benerjee Rao?
L. Benerjee Rao.
I gave you the wrong results.
Your sugar level is 350.
Your kidney and liver functions have fallen to 30%.
There are three 80% blockages in your heart.
There is a small clot in your brain.
You are advised to get admitted to the hospital immediately.
Even just shaking their hand is enough to shake up your entire life.
He bought a cake for you. Come, let's slice it.
-Sir! -Daddy!
-Daddy! -Sir!
Daddy!
Daddy?
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