Wizards of Waverly Place

Edgebono utoosis.

Good. Thank you, Justin.

That is how you execute the duplication spell properly.

Real rabbit. Duplicate rab... No.

Duplicate rabbit, real...

It's... Anyway, there's two now.

What's the big deal? They're rabbits.

Wait five minutes and they'll duplicate by themselves.

Remember, as with any spell,

if you don't concentrate, it doesn't come out exactly right.

Cool. I've always wanted a guard rabbit.

You know, scare off the mailman.

I was thinking about dogs when I cast the spell.

Now, are there any questions about the spell?

Anyone who doesn't look like they're about to wreck their pants?

The Crazy Ten-Minute Sale! The crazy what?

Every year this cool clothing store, Suburban Outfitters,

has this crazy sale for ten minutes

where they practically give stuff away and...

What are you doing? Fast-forwarding to the part

where this sale is more important than the magic lesson.

Well, Gigi's gonna be there. Who's Gigi?

Don't you remember? My enemy since kindergarten,

when she spilled juice on my mat during nap time

and told everyone I had an accident.

This is fascinating.

Tell me more.

Well, I'm sick of Gigi. She's always rubbing stuff in my face.

The point is, I'm tired of her always showing me up at school.

Can I please skip class on Thursday to go to the sale?

Let's roll the answer dice, shall we?

No. Come on.

But, Dad... But nothing.

Look, you have wizard training on Tuesdays and Thursdays

and you're not ditching.

You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm gonna totally focus on the magic.

I have a question about the spell.

Thank you.

How do I use it to get cool clothes before Gigi?

Are you as excited about the Crazy Ten-Minute Sale as I am?

I can't go.

But I drew up a game plan so we could get into the store before Gigi.

I thought we agreed that we hate Gigi so much we'd never say her name.

But you just said "Gigi."

Okay, from now on we'll say her name backwards.

But "Gigi" backwards is still "Gigi."

That's right. We'll say "Gigi" but only we'll know it's backwards.

It'll be hilarious.

I like it. Anyway, do you remember

that one-of-a-kind jacket in the window you've been wanting?

It's gonna be in the sale.

It all sounds good, but I can't go.

It's on Thursday. I have a family commitment.

Do you also have a commitment

to letting Gigi run all over you for the rest of your life?

Great. Here she comes with her copycat crew.

Act like we don't care.

Bonjour, Alex.

Bonjour, Alex's friend.

Nice shoes.

I mean, I don't care about you or your shoes.

Yeah, I've had these shoes for about a week.

Oh, I mean, I'd give them to you,

but I already promised them to another charity.

No, you should keep them. They go so well with your eyebrow.

Well, at least I don't have man hands.

I mean, how do you get those meat stubs through your sleeves?

What happened to you two?

Pick your noses so hard they fell off?

They got nose jobs.

When they heal, they'll be just like Gigi's.

When is Gigi's gonna heal?

People always take shots at the trendsetter.

And by the way, I saw you looking at that jacket at Suburban Outfitters.

And good for you for knowing you need a new one.

But it's mine. And it'll look so much better on me.

Not if I get it first.

Well, good luck finding it. I already went down there and hid it.

Hey, that's not in the spirit of the Crazy Ten-Minute Sale.

Yeah! Whatever.

Come on, girls. Time to change your gauze.

Look! Alex had an accident again!

Gigi, this is silly.

How long is this gonna go on?

We've been fighting with each other forever.

Fighting? Really? Let's see.

I've won, like, 300 times and you've won none.

So it's not really a fight.

She has won an awful lot.

That's it. We're going to that sale and I'm gonna show her up.

But I thought you had a commitment.

I'll work it out with my parents.

Sure, they're pretty understanding.

No, I'm just really sneaky.

Honey? Honey?

Listen. So I need you to back me up on this.

I told Alex she couldn't miss wizard class to go to some crazy sale on Thursday.

Okay. Wait.

Do you mean the Crazy Ten-Minute Sale?

That's the one.

Thank you for reminding me. I almost forgot.

It doesn't sound like you're gonna back me up on this.

Don't worry, I am.

Who's not allowed to go again?

Alex. Right.

Wizard mail's here.

Oh, Wizards Weekly. Let's see if they printed my letter to the editor.

I wish they'd take those out for people who already have subscriptions.

My wand didn't show up.

That's bunk.

I need my magic wand so I don't have to learn spells anymore.

Max, you're always gonna need to know spells.

Look, if I give you a bike, that doesn't mean you know how to ride it.

Awesome. I'm getting a bike?

Look, I know how excited you are about getting your first wand.

So until it comes, how about using old Black Liquorice here?

Yeah, that looks like something you get out of a cereal box.

Come on. This is a 77 Wandwarp Featherlight.

They don't even make these anymore.

I can see why.

Look, if you're not gonna take care of it, then I'm not gonna give it to you.

It has tremendous sentimental value.

This is the wand that helped me get the goblins out of the basement

when I was your age.

And it's a tremendous back scratcher. See?

Cool.

It's a little dinged up, but...

You can see where I filled it in with black nail polish.

There's a lot of great memories wrapped up in this wand.

And a lot of stories I'm tired of hearing.

She said it, we didn't.

How do I look? Why?

Because I'm going to duplicate myself.

And if I look ugly, I don't wanna look twice as ugly.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about taking Gigi down

and it's gonna take more than one of me to do it.

Edgebono utoosis.

Now that's cool.

I wanna make two of me so I can give myself a wedgie.

Why would you wanna do that?

Because I wanna see what it feels like, but I wanna get it from someone I trust.

Afternoon, Alex. Other Alex.

You're both clearly up to no good.

Max, just help me get me ready so it looks like I'm here so I can leave.

Wow, I did a great job.

I look good.

I was thinking about your stupid barking rabbit.

Yep, it's perfect, because that's what I hear when you talk to me.

Bad girl. No barking, just pout.

Yeah, I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.

It'll be fine. The real me is upset with Dad,

which means I pout and give him the silent treatment.

Yeah, but for how long?

Well, this has to pout for the Ten-Minute Sale plus travel time,

which shouldn't be a problem, because my pout record is, like, four days.

Hello? Alex, are you sneaking away or not?

The doors are gonna open any minute and Gigi's already in the front.

How did she get up front?

I don't know, but she's telling everybody you shop in pre-teen.

Which I said wasn't a slam, because a lot of their stuff is really, really cute.

Like my sunflower top that goes with my rainbow socks.

I'll be right there.

Wait, you're not wearing that, are you?

No.

You really think Dad'll be fooled with this thing sitting here

with that glassy look in its eye, totally disconnected during class?

Wow, you're right. This could work.

What if Dad asks you to change seats or something?

I don't know, cover for me.

Why would I cover for you?

Because I'll buy you a brand new pair of sneakers.

Sold.

Good boy. I'm off to the sale.

And Mom and Dad know nothing about that, right?

I'm a size 5.

That's your price? A new pair of sneakers?

Apparently.

But the joke's on her.

I'm gonna get some new sneakers for doing nothing.

What are you gonna do when she falls over?

That will never happen.

You're right. It'll never happen.

Hi, Harper.

Hi, Alex's mom.

Oh, my gosh, Alex's mom?

I know it's weird for a grownup to be here,

but since Alex couldn't come, I'm gonna get something for her.

Well, this will be fun.

It's a chance for you and me to spend some time together, you know?

Chill.

Excuse me. There you are.

How did you find me with all these people?

I saw your rainbow socks from down the block.

Sorry I'm late. It took a while to ditch the family.

Well, you didn't do a very good job. Your mom's here.

What? Relax.

I sent her down the block to find some tappuccinos.