The first 200 lines.
Buying scrap metal!
Run!
No more!
Quick!
Let's go back.
Get in, quick.
Fal
Open the door!
Grandpa, open the door!
Open the door! Grandpa, open the door!
Open the door!
Come in quickly!
Any opium?
Firearms?
They're clear!
Master miu, wut-yau cheung and wife from the next village
took 300 sets of firecracker from us
but haven't paid yet.
- What about their daughter? - Right.
Don't you remember?
They paid off their last debt with their daughter.
Seize their shop!
- Your hat! Take this! - Your wife!
Drink!
Fine...
Amazing!
- Hi. - Hi, this way.
Bravo!
Bravo!
"Love in a sweet dream"
"we sing a duet of Harmony"
"now I am drunk in this beautiful love"
"I wish for this love to be everlasting”
"let us know and captivate each other"
"and love for an eternity"
"like a pair of swallows"
"that fly blissfully in the sky"
"what is there to worry or think about"
"love is as sweet as honey and sugar”
Hey.
Come down, all of you.
Go.
Mind your step, master.
Go in. Quick.
Go in already!
W ait.
Master wants an a capella performance today. Stand and wait here.
Too much meat gives you piles.
Then why are you eating?
Quitting meat won't make my piles disappear.
40 buns and 20 bowls of noodles.
What a glutton!
Geez. Why did you ruin it for me?
- Ruin what? - My flirting.
How come I couldn't tell?
Shut up and eat!
Diel
Strip.
Sir, please spare us!
Strip.
Brother cheung!
Hey!
Do you want to take it off quick and painless?
I do.
- Let me help you. - Okay.
Hi priests.
That gentleman there,
is the famous master miu of macheung town.
What brought you over at this hour?
Well,
my master has a playboy little brother,
who fools around too much.
He even contracted leprosy!
We're not physicians.
That doesn't matter anymore. He passed away last night.
We don't want the word to get out.
Leprosy is unlike other diseases.
If the word gets out,
my master's reputation will be ruined.
We want you to
take his corpse with you when you leave town.
We can't do that.
Yes, we can't do that. It's difficult.
Don't say that. I know it's just a piece of cake to you.
Just take him along when you leave.
We can't...
As you know,
we hold an official pass and we've rules to follow.
We can't break the rules for you.
My little brother is right outside. I'll leave him to you.
This is bad. How do we do this?
How would we know if we don't try?
I don't think it's just leprosy.
I agree.
- Is that so? - Right.
Unwrap him and we'll know.
Can I say no?
Can you shut up, then?
Now we've got an extra corpse.
If we get caught at the gate,
we'll turn into real corpses ourselves!
I told you this isn't the right business for us.
What else can you do?
Hey!
A fake one can follow the sound of a bell.
But this one's real, how will it jump?
I have an idea.
When we get to the gate,
we'll position the corpse between yuenbo and chubby.
How come there's another one?
We just accepted another one.
What a coincidence?
Have you ever seen Tibetan ants?
They can kill a man with one bite.
No one can die twice, right?
Go!
Come.
Catch all the ants.
Here.
Let's take a break.
Yuenbo,
don't leave it like that.
What are you doing?
There are ants.
- Lend me a hand. - Okay.
Something doesn't feel right.
Run!
If 1 kill this one, it'll be my 100th.
100th what?
Flies.
It's too dark for us to walk on.
Don't worry. Just remember that
the black parts are mud, the white parts are rocks,
and reflective part is water.
- So don't step on that. - Okay.
What about the yellow part that smells like sulfur?
- How would I know? - Now I know!
Help!
Help!
Give me a rope! Hurry!
Hand us a rope!
You're such a burden!
Shut up and help out.
- Help out! - Give me that!
What's going on?
He wants his ear back.
That's reasonable.
Right.
Let's give it to him.
Ying.
- What? - Come here.
Come here!
For greater good, bear with it.
A little sacrifice, brother.
Come closer.
One?
Two!
Forgive me.
Let's go.
Hey.
This sulfur pond is so deep.
The body's gone for good.
Forget about it. Let's go.
Here are the buns and stuff you asked for.
Thank you.
You came so late today.
Yes. It's been a long day.
Come. Cheers!
Hi.
You pray so much. What are you afraid of?
I don't pray and I'm not even afraid.
Why didn't you go earlier?
You'll get sick from holding it in.
Brother, it's so dark, and I'm alone.
What if something happens?
Go back before someone sees you.
You know what?
I've never seen a woman in a bathtub,
with neat and perfect hair like yours.
I've never seen any deaths like this.
- Where's captain? - Captain?
Let's look for him.
Open the door.
Who's that?
I'm your husband.
What? I'm bathing!
I know.
I want to watch you bathe.
- Why? - Just open the door.
Open the door!
- I want to bathe you. - Go away.
- No. You're so annoying. - Where's my wine?
Hey!
What's the matter?
I'm just teasing you.
That's enough!
We've been married for so long,
I didn't know
you have such hairy legs!
Let me shave your legs for you.
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