Sofia Residents in Excess

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Yordan?

Here you are. With a drop of milk and 1 sugar cube.

The way you like it.

I can't see the TV.

I'm sorry.

For what?

Taking money from Konstantin?

Or seeing him at night?

We both acted crazy.

How about we apologize to one another and forget about all this?

I can go first:

I'm sorry I took Konstantin's money without letting you know.

Won't you apologize to me?

What for?

For your passive-aggressive behavior.

And for punishing me by sleeping on the sofa.

It's humiliating.

Did you sleep with him?

How can you even think I can sleep with this...

old show-off.

He and I are born in the same year.

Besides, he has a lot of money.

The sparkle in your eyes

when we go to bed at night

can't be bought with all the money in the world.

Slaveya, I'm sorry I thought

that you could have thought

to do something with... Konstantin.

He can only dream of what you have.

Slaveya?

I've been meaning to tell you...

Kalina called me.

The party wants Zelenika. So does Konstantin.

But I've found a way to stop this torture.

Which is?

Boyko Borisov in Izvor.

Only this can save us!

To invite him here?! As if he'll come...

No, Slaveya.

We will make a monument of the Prime Minister in Zelenika.

Who will tear it down in order to build?!

Yordan, how did you think of that?!

You're a genius!

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Nencho Ilchev

Hristo Gurbov

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TOO MANY SOFIANS

Hi, Mum!

Hi, Dimo!

What's this? - It's from my Dad.

Because you're jogging together.

Very nice haircut.

Mima is taking a shower. You can wait for her in her room.

This fringe of yours, how long does it take you to

make it stand straight?

"NEW! Pedal boat trip across Izvor lake."

"Izvor starts the summer with a new proposal for the hot days..."

You've been coughing the whole night!

My chest hurts, I can't breathe.

Get up, I'll examine you.

Take the blouse off.

Breathe.

Chunky, do you know what day is today? - Breathe in and hold!

So, do you know?

Keep quiet, I'm listening.

We have an anniversary. - What anniversary?! We got married 2 months ago.

Breathe out.

A year ago, on this day, we were together.

For the first time.

Where did we go? - Nowhere.

On your desk in your office.

Let me check your tonsils too. Keep your tongue down.

Say: "aaaaahhh"!

You're all fine.

Take an aspirin and it will go away.

Won't you take me out some place?

We have an occasion. - Not a problem.

We can go to Patso's pub tonight.

Why are you calling me? I thought you told me to bugger off.

Do I have to explain it on the phone?

I'll wait for you at our spot. - OK, but I don't want to fight.

Hi, Mima! - What's up?

I wanted to start my day on a good note, so I came to visit you before going to work.

There's one more thing. - Would you wait for a bit, please?

You went to Sting's concert?

Yes, I had tickets, but when I went to the Stadium it turned out I had forgotten them.

So I didn't see Sting.

andrey andrey andrey

Tell me now.

You start your new job next month.

Galabina?

Bring the food; I haven't eaten the whole night.

There's no meat here.

You want to finish me off. - It's very healthy!

Muesli with dried fruits.

If I eat this,

I will have to spend my whole day in the restroom.

Galabina, I want something that grew on a bone: fat, big, and heavy!

And a lot of it! With double serving of French Fries.

This greed will ruin your health, Rangel.

Galabina, Rangel is a big man.

This is not greed; his body needs it.

If you make another meatless dish,

Mum will start cooking instead!

What?! Be her kitchen maid?

What is this?

They brought these to the quay.

It will be so nice to sail the lake.

What?!

You expect me to push on those pedals?

Galabina, you will be a grandma soon.

What are these childish ideas?!

Do you see me pushing the pedals like all the kids in the neighborhood?

The lake is so nice, Rangel.

You can watch it from our balcony.

Not only I have to push the pedals, but I have to pay for this too!

Go and cut some ham, lukanka, soudjouk, "Elena" fillet...

Dad, you must be joking!

No, I'm absolutely serious.

But, a monument of the Prime Minister?! All Bulgaria will laugh at you.

I say: Yes! The Prime Minister is sexy.

Once Boyko notices you, he'll make you a Member of Parliament on the next elections.

Member of Parliament?! - Yes, why not?

Tsvetanov was his apprentice till yesterday, and today he's already arresting people.

Everyone is a Member of Parliament these days, why not you? I say: Yes!

Spas, not you too!

Why not? Kavarna's Mayor made a monument of Ronnie James Dio.

Is Ronnie James Dio a Prime Minister?

No, he's a rock musician.

Who knows who Ronnie James is?!

Whereas, everyone knows Boyko Borisov.

This is ridiculous! We're not a third world country.

The person is still alive, but you'll make him a monument.

He likes such things. - You're totally sucking up to him.

Look at it from aside. Everyone will say:

"These guys are kissing the Prime Minister's behind big time!"

We're not sucking up.

We're desperate!

How will we save that ground...

for the kids?

Who will protect us? Everyone is against us.

There is no other way. - Yeah, right! - There isn't!

When we become famous, no one will dare touch us.

Yes. And they will want to interview us.

No, this is totally insane.

It will be a huge scandal; how come you don't see it?!

Son, you're an artist. You know nothing about politics.

Boyko Borisov's monument will completely change our lives.

Chunky, can you imagine: one day the treasure-hunters

will be looking for Boyko Borisov's statue.

Wow! - But of course!

Why don't you just name the district on him?

Boyko Borisovo.

This is very original. Everyone will start making monuments of the Prime Minister.

That's right. Everyone wants to,

but no one has the guts for it. - You'll see.

All Mayors will start making monuments, but people will remember us,

because we will have been first. - Yes.

Dad, I have a request. - No. - An idea.

No, you will not stop me.

Please, listen to him.

I'll shoot the photos. I'll be the first to spread this top piece of news throughout Europe.

Bravo, son! - Right? - Bravo!

I'm going to grab my camera.

Hey!

Is the priest here?

No, he isn't.

What do you need him for? - When will he be back?

He's carying out burial services in the surrounding villages.

Many people die these days.

Yes, we know. - When will he be back?

The burial services take weeks sometimes.

And who are you?

I am his Personal Assistant.

Give us the priest's mobile number. - No.

No what? - The priest has no mobile phone.

He hasn't paid his phone bills.

Shall I deliver a message for you? - No.

We'll wait for him.

OK. I'll be going then...

Go.

I'm going.

First, we need a permission for the monument from Sofia Municipality Council.

Our Request will be reviewed by the Expert Council in the Architecture and City Design department.

Afterwards, it's reviewed by the Permanent Commission of Territorial and Residential Policy

and the Permanent Commission for Education, Science, Culture, and Religion.

Finally, it is voted in Sofia Municipality Council.

The Request should contain: justification, idea for design,

suggestion for the place, investor.

The Municipality has no money for a monument.

Uzunov, how come there's no money?

How can one work with no money?!