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We interrupt this program with some breaking news.

Russell brand tweets a photo of Katy Perry without her makeup.

Woof!

Is it Valentine's Day or Halloween?

Either way, there will be chocolate.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

Mad!

Wow! I just got a major shock!

Feeling the lightning hit this crate?

Hearing Lindsay Lohan still has a career.

Unh.

I've brought you all to my park

because you're the foremost Pokémon experts in the world.

Misty, you've won more Pokémon tournaments

than any person alive.

Ash here has written 5 books on the impact of Pokémon games.

Yeah. Uh, "Pocket Monsters" is actually the, uh,

proper, uh, nomenclature.

Finally, we have Jesse and James.

Uh, why are you two here, exactly?

Uh, definitely not to steal the secrets of Pokémon Park.

Uh, yeah. I don't even know why you'd ask that.

Welcome to Pokémon Park.

Yeah. This charmander may be harmless now,

but what happens when it evolves into charizard?

Please Pokémon can't evolve on this island.

They stay cute and adorable forever.

Not you. Everyone hates you.

Yes. Well, obviously, that dumb fish will stay stupid and harmless.

But what about the others?

Pokémon won't evolve unless they fight.

And Pokémon here don't fight.

Quick! Put him back in the poké ball!

Wha? Where are the balls?

Yeah. We got their balls.

Stop laughing. Just have our money.

Oh! Good. It's just you,

you stupid fish.

Both: Aah!

Uh, nice fire-type Pokémon.

Aah!

It's ok. It's ok. A charizard, uh,

definitely can't, uh, open doors.

- We're saved! - Uh, do you think he remembers

when I called him stupid?

I'm going to say yes.

- It's out of fuel. - Mine isn't.

Well, I guess Pokémon and man

were never meant to walk the earth together.

Just be glad we weren't on Yu-gi-oh! Island.

- Why? What's that like? - Pretty much the same,

only more complicated and less fun.

Oh, yes, yes, like Digimon island.

Exactly.

I don't care what you say. I'm not coming in.

For the millionth time, I won't bite you.

I just want the mail.

Just say you promise you won't bite me.

I promise I won't bite you.

Uhh!

Idiot.

On sale this week at Slop n' Shop,

- Mac & sneeze! - Ah-choo!

Fish sticks...

Troll house cookies...

Ha ha ha!

Goat meal...

And jiffy poop.

The green giant?

Who did you think would live at the top of a beanstalk?

Well, do you have a goose that lays golden eggs?

No, I've got spinach. You want some spinach?

Forget this noise.

Most people are excited when I offer them spinach.

That's a lie!

And now the top candy hearts you don't want to get.

"Wanna hug?

I'm not contagious anymore."

"4 ever.

Or at least until senior year."

"Kiss me.

I already told everyone you did."

"Hugs and kisses

are all I can afford."

"I love you!

Unless that Lisa girl changes her mind."

We have an attic?

Mad, mad, mad, mad.

This fall, the creators of "Lost,"

"FlashForward," and something else that came and went,

bring you the TV show to end all TV shows.

Get ready for "The Thingy."

Starring Will Smith...

This is no ordinary thingy.

Angelina Jolie...

- Who would do such a thingy? - Alec Baldwin...

- I have some thingy to tell you. - And Will Smith...

Hang on. Wasn't I just down there?

Leonardo DiCaprio thinks he knows.

It's some sort of thingy.

Shia LaBeouf thinks he knows.

Dude, this thingy is totally like a thingy.

And Jessica Simpson doesn't know what to think.

Y'all ever eat a book?

You'll never believe what the thingy is.

- Can I guess? - You're not allowed to.

I'm not allowed to guess?

All I can say is...

All: Yes?

Nope, I can't even say that. All: Ohh! Man.

But you do not want to miss "The Thingy."

When is it on?

On a night so mysterious, it'll...

Hang on a second. Actually, I can't remember.

Let me check my notes. Let's see. Uh,

what have we got here? Will Smith, Angelina Jolie,