Spring Breakaway

Okay, Kevin with a "K", enjoy your day.

You've really made mine.

Next.

Ma'am.

Ma'am.

Oh, me?

I'm sorry, I've never been called ma'am before.

Oh! Lucky you.

Yeah, I guess there's a first time for everything.

ID and bag.

Today.

You got it, ma'am-- sir.

I mean, sir.

You know, I'm actually going on a ski trip

with a bunch of people from school.

My boyfriend's coming. He's great.

But he's not exactly friends with my friends,

so I was kind of hoping that this could be their time to bond, right.

- Please proceed. - Really?

Mike, I was just worried--

No, ma'am, you can proceed to the security line.

6-D, as in "depart my presence."

- Today. Next. - Okay.

Rhyme: That doesn't sound promising.

Spring break, baby! Here we come!

Ski trip? More like ski lit!

- Am I right? - Doesn't really rhyme,

but I dig the enthusiasm.

Yo! Can you guys keep it down?

I'm right at the good part of "Wicked."

She's defying gravity.

I hate spring break.

Attention, flight 2048 to Tugboat Springs.

We clearly have a storm on our hands, people,

but we're gonna try to get you out of here on time.

And out of my airport.

Do you think I should put the photos

of Celeste and my dad at the back?

They're my best ones, so I want to end with a bang, you know?

Babe?

Are you watching the A games replays again?

Dude, this is important to me.

Yeah, I know she's my cousin,

but she's also, like, a super legit photo journalist

and I want to impress her.

Thanks, babe. I know that you think I'm talented.

Yeah, so I'll be in Austin by tonight,

but I just have to fly through Miami.

You don't think I'm a horrible person

for leaving while my dad's in the hospital, do you?

Luke?

Okay, call me when you discover

that I'm more important than motocross.

Woman on PA: We are now boarding first class passengers

on Flight 2048 with service to Miami.

Well, you've been the best part of my day.

Don't forget this. Thank you.

- Next. - Hi. I'm sorry,

but did you happen to see a guy walk through here

with fluffy hair, dopey smile, like yea tall?

Honey, you're going to have to be a little more specific, okay?

'Cause all teenage boys have fluffy hair.

That's a good point. You see, it's just--

Oh, here we go!

Everybody from school is going on this ski trip,

even my best friend Brody.

He's basically popular now, which is super weird.

Anyway, I have to go to Miami to visit my grandparents,

and we're trying to meet in the airport so we can say bye,

'cause it's been a pretty crazy few weeks.

Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?

Shiny little bald head, little moustache,

talks too much like this on TV?

- Who? - Were you even born yet?

I don't know how to answer.

I kind of see, like, he was older maybe?

- Like, I could-- you could-- - It was a rhetorical question.

Thank you for the "old" comment.

- ID. - I didn't mean it like that.

Reach for the orange backpack now.

- I'm so sorry. - Thank you.

I got-- yeah.

Hi, hi. So sorry. Security took forever,

and I also had to stand in line for 20 minutes

for a seven dollar water bottle.

Airports are insane.

It's fine. You're here now.

I'm so excited for you to get to meet everybody.

The girls called the first run, and then they kind of want to go snowboarding.

- So I was kind of thinking-- - Do we really have to go skiing?

I mean, it-- I mean, it is a ski trip.

I was kind of imagining that skiing would be involved, yeah.

Don't you just wanna curl up, you know, the two of us,

you know, by a cozy fire, hot cocoa?

Yeah, there'll definitely be time for that.

This whole scene is just-- it's just kind of a lot for me.

Kind of a lot? Drake, these are my friends.

Yeah, but I'm here for you, not them.

Come on, we've talked about this.

You're always busy with rehearsal, and it'd be nice

if you could spend some time with new people,

people that I care about.

Middle, fourth, pinky bend, snap, and deal.

Middle, fourth, pinky bend, snap, and deal.

Middle...

Do you need a volunteer or something?

Uh...

Wow. That was somehow both terrifying and impressive.

I get that a lot.

I'm Effie.

- Zoe. - Where you headed, Zoe?

My grandparents' place in Miami.

My brother was supposed to go,

but he got the flu, so I'm on my own.

Well, I'm supposed to go on Crown Lake's school ski trip,

- but snow is not really my thing. - Huh.

I'd much rather be headed to Miami

and straight into a salsa club

where I'd fall into the arms

of a muscley gentleman named Armando,

and we'd dance the night away.

You just go to Miami by yourself?

Uh, yeah.

Now, come on. Show me that trick you were doing.

I've got a lot of time before this flight

and I want to be entertained.

- You can do better than that. - I know.

You've never even made an effort

to get to know my friends.

I'm not dating your friends. I'm dating you.

But, Drake, it's important to me that you get to know them.

What's so bad about alone time?

Do you hear how selfish you're being?

You know what's selfish? You dragging me on this trip

when you're not even gonna hang out with me,

- and I don't even like to ski. - Okay, I'm sorry,

but I've planned multiple group hang-outs

and you always bail to do theater stuff.

Sorry that I have a hobby that I actually stick to.

- Are you serious? -

- Right now? Great. -

Everyone, everyone, please remain calm.

Especially you over there with the screaming baby.

Now we need to get you out of here

before the next batch of bad weather comes in,

so listen very carefully.

- Flight 204-- -

Flight 2084, please begin boarding out of Gate 48.

And gate--

Flight 2048, you will be boarding out of Gate 47.

All right? Just give me your boarding passes and get on the plane.

I mean, honestly, just get on a plane at this point.

I really don't care.

Thank you so much.

Have a lovely trip.

I can't believe I'm about to do this

before we have to spend a week together.

- Do what? - I'm breaking up with you.

You're breaking up with me?

Right at the start of the trip?

This is ridiculous. I'm gonna go get a Chai tea

and probably listen to something calming like "Phantom."

We'll figure this out in Tugboat Springs.

See you on the plane.

Wow. A true talent.

Well, I guess I should go now.

It was nice meeting you.

You, too.

Unless...

what if I went to Miami instead?

Uh, how?

Let's go catch our flight.

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

- -

I really hate spring break.

I don't know, Harmony.

We just-- we broke up.

Now I have to spend a whole entire week with him.

Ladies and gents, that was the final boarding call

for flight 2084 to Tugboat Springs.

If you need me, I'm heading to the bar

to enjoy a nice, strong margarita.

Okay. Okay, bye. Bye.

Do you need any help with that?

I've got it.

That's a pretty big bag you got there.

I get it, I overpacked. It's going to be cold where we're going.

That's a good one.

Thanks, I guess.

Where is Drake?

Man on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We'll be taxiing for a few moments before takeoff.

So, you fly here often?

What?