Heartland

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Jade: (Pained grunt)

- Ow! It really hurts! - Jack: You're gonna be okay.

There you are, you slippery sucker!

When we were in Vancouver at Dad's condo,

we met his new girlfriend.

You know she's a younger, prettier, more stylish me.

She's Lou 2.0.

You need to move on, Lou.

So what, you think I should start dating again?

Actually, yeah.

I'm still mad at you.

Wow! It's like she never even broke her ankle.

She's coming along, huh.

Not too bad, huh?

You don't see that everyday, a female bronc rider.

Especially one that rides like you. Great job.

You know what, I think it's time to find you a sponsor.

Okay.

I mean, I know I've done all right in a couple of rodeos,

but seriously?

C'mon, Tim.

I haven't even been repped since Longview beef jerky.

I don't think you can consider someone who pays you

in dehydrated beef a sponsor.

Anyway I got somebody in mind.

It's a guy I used to rodeo with.

His name is Turner Keith.

And he owns Tracker Western Wear.

Really? Does he know who I am?

No. But I've invited him to come see you after practice.

So we're gonna show him what you got.

What do you think?

- Okay. - Okay.

I think this is realistic.

Really, Lou.

Hey!

- Where's Jack? - He's out with the herd, why?

I've been calling him all morning,

and he's not answering his phone.

It's driving me crazy.

Well, is everything all right?

Yeah. We're just, we're trying to book a ranch in Arizona for the winter,

and we're about to miss out on a killer deal.

- Ooh, a wish list? - Yeah. - What's that for?

Oh, this is just everything that Lou could ever possibly want in a guy

she might potentially date.

That's quite a start.

It's just some criteria to help me think through

what I'm looking for.

Let's see what we got here.

28 to 35 years old, Tall, 5'10 to 6'1.

Obviously.

Good looking, family focused, likes kids, fit...

Come on, Lou, like really if anyone is gonna stack up to all of this.

Can't wait till you find Mr. Perfect?

Ah, what about online...

Lisa, what is it with you and internet dating?

You're the one who pushed me to email Peter

before I even met him.

Yes, and that worked, didn't it? You married him.

That's not the point.

Well, you know what, sites have come a long way since then.

I've had a number of friends have real success.

Really?

More than just wish list; matches with real guys.

So... (Amy clears her throat)

- Hey, sweetie. - Hey.

- What? - Nothing...

Oh, no. We're just working on some dude ranch stuff.

Okay, you and I need to go exercise Trouble and Phoenix.

If you don't mind helping me with some of the other horses

I'm just getting behind.

Yeah sure.

- Bye. - See ya.

Oops.

- Amy. - Hey, Cassandra.

Hey. Sorry for just dropping by.

I'm running low on deworming paste at the clinic.

Ty said he had some extra stock?

Yeah, I'm sure there is some in the barn office.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

How's it going with Ty and Scott away at that conference?

Clinic can seems a little empty.

I know the feeling.

Easy, Trouble. Come on, Phoenix.

Come on, get up.

Hey, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, they've really got that part down.

If only we could just get this new element worked out.

We're trying to add a bit of a wow factor to the jump,

but Trouble can't stick the landing.

- Trouble? - He's the horse on her right.

It's almost like he's afraid of the water or something.

Cass: Do his front legs look a little stiff?

(Whinnies)

- Oof! Agh! - Oh my God!

- Amy: Are you okay? - Yeah.

Hey, boys.

I'm fine.

Trouble still isn't getting it, though.

Because he's hurt.

From what I can see, Trouble's in a lot of pain.

S09E12 The Real Deal

How much has he been training?

I guess we've stepped it up a bit lately.

Well, I don't see any signs of an injury,

but I'm sure with the added workload

has caused some wear and tear.

Whoa! Why's he doing that?

I'm pressing key trigger points.

Seems pretty sore in his back muscles.

Which makes sense... with the roman riding

and trying to land those jumps. Well, do we have to stop?

Well, I think he could use some rest,

but we can do other things to help.

Like anti-inflammatories?

Yeah. Maybe some acupuncture.

Well, I'm not sticking needles in him?

It's okay, Georgie, Cassandra knows what she's doing.

Ty told me you did acupuncture with some dogs,

and I'm totally open to it, if you think it'll help.

Well, can't hurt to try.

Oh, you convinced her to sign up, did you?

Yeah...

And she's turned this profile into a full on biography.

How am I supposed to find a good match

if they don't know who I am?

Do you think they're gonna reads this?

It's all about the picture, come on.

- Well, I've already chosen one. - Oh!

- (Disappointed) Oh. - Really?

- What? - Well, it's just a bit...

Conservative...

I mean, you're not applying for an office job, honey.

Yeah. Maybe you should chose one with like a little more um...

Personality! Why don't you show how fun you are.

- This is very buttoned up. - Oh, I get it.

So by "fun" you mean... show some cleavage.

I didn't mean that, of course that couldn't hurt.

I want someone looking for more substance then that.

Well, it's hard to find what someone's about

if you can't get past the picture enough to wanna ask them out.

Look who it is!

Why have you not been answering my phone calls?

Yeah. I wondered if it rang a couple times.

- A couple? - But, then it would quit...

Doesn't matter, it's dead now any way.

The battery isn't lasting too long these days.

You can buy a new one.

No. You know how expensive they are?

Not as expensive as missing out on a great deal on a winter ranch

because I couldn't get you on the line to ask you about dates.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I-I'll get a new battery.

Tim: Hey, Turner.

Hey, big man. How are you?

Good. Good. How you doin'?

- I'm great. - Excellent.

I haven't seen you in a while.

No, I gotta say I was surprised to hear from you

after so many years.

Oh, I'm not so good at keeping up and stuff.

But hey, you've done well.

- Uh, not too bad. - Yeah.

So this the one you got in mind for me?

No. No, no, no...

I'd like you to meet Jade Virani.

Jade is the best... Well, probably the only

female bronc rider on the circuit.

- Really? You ride broncs? - Yes sir.

Yeah, she is tearing up the amateurs right now,

and I thought you might wanna scoop her up

before she goes pro.

Oh, sorry, but to look at you,

I gotta say, I just don't see bronc rider...

Let me show you what I can do.

Naw, that's okay... I'm sold already.

- Tim: Yeah? - Yeah.

Boom! Like that. See I told you!

A girl who can actually rodeo

that sends a positive message to other young women.

Yeah... and you gotta see her ride?

Do you wanna see her ride?

Later. I'll come by tomorrow work out all the details, okay?