The Cosby Show

The Troops Are Snoring.

Everything Downstairs Is Locked.

Good.

Cliff, This Planning For Your Parents' 50th Wedding Anniversary

Has Started Me Thinking.

We Have To Do Something Really Special

For Our 25th Anniversary.

But Dear, We've Been Married 22 Years.

What About The 23rd Anniversary?

You Just Don't Want To Whisk By That.

No, I Don't Want To Whisk By It.

You Just Went Right To The 25th.

I Mean, You Had The 23rd In Your Rearview Mirror.

The 23rd Was Sitting There On The Curb

With His Head Down, Just Saying

"I Don't Know Why She Doesn't Like Me."

"Just Because She Can't Divide Me By Five.

"I Mean, I'm An Anniversary

"And I'm A Good Anniversary

So Don't Be Putting That '25' In My Face."

Cliff, I Agree. Every Anniversary Is Special.

That's Right.

I'll Tell You Something Else--

This 23rd Anniversary Will Be The Best One You've Ever Had.

Is This So?

Absolutely.

You Have Something Planned?

That Is Correct.

Something Special.

That Is Correct.

What Is It?

I Don't Have To Tell You Everything.

Anna.

I Must Have Dozed Off.

Yes, You Did.

What Time Is It?

It's One Minute Past Midnight.

Tomorrow Is Today.

And Today Is Our Anniversary.

That's Right.

Happy...

50th Anniversary. 50th Anniversary.

This Is Jasmine.

With A Little Nutmeg.

Oh, Russell, You Devil.

Why? Just Because I Brought You Tea?

You Brought Me Jasmine Tea With Nutmeg On Our Wedding Night

And You Know It.

Yes, I Do.

You Brought It Up To The Room

And You Served It On A Silver Tray

With One Red Rose.

I Was Pretty Romantic That Night.

Ooh... Yes You Were.

Maybe This Time I Get To Finish The Tea.

Maybe Not.

What Time Is It, Dear?

It's Five After Midnight.

All Right.

I'm Going To Call Mother And Father

And Wish Them A Happy 50th Anniversary.

Now? It's A Little Late, Don't You Think?

Yeah, You're Probably Right.

They've Been Sleeping A Long Time By Now.

Listen!

I Just Made Up My Mind.

I Know Exactly What We'll Do On The 23rd Wedding Anniversary.

All Right, Cliff.

What Is It?

First Of All

We Get On The Plane And We Fly To Paris.

Meeting Us At The Plane

Is A Limousine

And Behind The Limousine Is A Truck.

The Truck Is Empty.

We Drive Into The Middle

Where All Of The Shops Happen To Be

And I Give You My Credit Card.

The Truck Follows You

As You Walk Up And Down The Street

Going In And Out Of Stores.

When You Finish With That Card, You Come Back To Me.

I Give You Another Card.

Now...

You've Got A Truck And A Limousine.

We Then Go To A Private Airport.

I Have A Plane That Is Rented.

The Limousine And The Truck Get Into This Plane.

We Then Fly To Italy.

The Truck, The Plane And The Limousine Stay There

While We Just Go To The Trevi Fountain

Take Our Shoes Off

And Walk Around.

Then We Go Back To The Airport

Where A Larger Plane Has The Small Plane, The Limousine

And The Truck.

Cliff, I Don't Need All That.

You Don't?

All I Need Is You.

Aw...

On Our 23rd Wedding Anniversary...

Uh-Huh.

All I Need Is You.

And That Trip To Paris.

Cliff: What Do You Think?

Rudy: Looks Good.

Thank You.

Daddy?

Uh-Huh?

How Come It's Called A "Golden" Anniversary?

It's Called A Golden Anniversary

Because Gold Is A Very Rare And Precious Metal

And To Be Married 50 Years Is Rare And Precious.

I'm Going To Be Married For 50 Years, Too.

Are You?

And Guess What Else?

What?

I'm Getting Married When I'm 23.

23.

And I'm Going To Have Two Children.

One Will Be A Boy And One Will Be A Girl.

All Right.

And I'll Have A Dog Named Tiffany.

And I'll Have A Husband Named Bud.

A Husband Named "Bud"?

Bud What?

Bud Huxtable.

Look Who's Here,

Hi, Denise!

I Zrbbt You.

Right!

And I Zrbbt You...

Too.

How's School?

It's Great.

Where's Sondra And Elvin?

They're Having A Discussion On Where To Park.

You Mean A Fight.

I Took The Bus To Princeton

So I Could Have A Nice Ride Home With Them.

Big Mistake.

They Fought The Entire Way.

They Fought Over Who Would Drive

Which Highway To Take

Where To Stop For Gas

When To Stop For Gas

Who Would Pump The Gas.

You Have To Talk To Them.

I Will.

Where's Mom?

In The Kitchen.

I'm Going To Go Say Hi.

Hi, Dad.

How Are You?

Fine.

Hi, Elvin.

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

How's School? Fine.

How Was The Trip?

Nice. Nice.

Really?

It Was Wonderful-- A Lot Of Fun.

Excellent.

Probably The Best Trip I Have Ever Had.

How Can You Say That?

Dad, You Might As Well Know.

It Was A Miserable Trip. We Fought All The Way Home.

Yes, Okay.

We Decided Since We Were Visiting My Family

I'd Pay For Gas

But He Wouldn't Let Me Pump It.

Dr. Huxtable, That Is A Man's Job.

Elvin, There's No Such Thing As A "Man's Job."

Why Couldn't I Pump The Gas?

It Wouldn't Look Right.

I See.

I Can't Pump Gas

But You'll Have Me Make You A Sandwich?

That's Different.

How?

Pumping Gas Makes Your Hands Dirty And Smelly.

Women Should Not Smell Like Gasoline.

Women Should Smell Like... Sandwiches.

Elvin, That's Ridiculous.

No, It Isn't.

Yes, It Is.

No, It Isn't.

Yes, It Is.

May I Suggest Something?

Sure, Dad.

Why Don't You Get Away From Each Other For About An Hour

And Give Yourselves Time To Think About Your Relationship

And The Problems That You're Having

And Why You're Bringing Them Here.

All Right.

I'll Just Go Upstairs And Unpack.

Have A Good Time, Honey.

Elvin.

Yes.

Elvin.