We Bare Bears

No, no, almost.

Aha! There you are, you little sneak.

You eggs get the honor of becoming a frittata.

Uh, what's next on the list there, panpan?

Hmm, gluten-free, nut-free,

vegan chocolate chip cookies, or... hmm...

What you got there, bro?

Ice bear likes mint soap.

Yeah, you do.

Did you bring your tote bag?

Uh, plastic's fine, thanks.

Uh, no, actually, it's not fine.

Uh, paper then?

Wait, you seriously forgot your reusable bag?

Uh, what reusable bag?

Let me get this straight...

You don't have a tote bag?

Do you even care about the environment at all?

What about the animals?

Whoa, sir. We are animals. We care.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Hey, Ron, these guys forgot their bags.

I know, right?

Hey, man, we didn't even know about reusable bags.

Well, these guys all brought their bags.

Oh. And what is this?

Why would you buy vegan cookies and then get eggs.

Who does that?

Oh, actually I'm a vegetarian, and I...

Shh, shh, shh. No more of your lies.

But if you insist on having paper,

I guess we can try and find you something.

Yeah, can we get some dead trees brought up to aisle four

for the tree haters who forgot their bags.

Stop!

Please, is there anyway we can just buy some bags?

Oh, yeah, of course. We have some right here.

We have a lot of colors and styles ...yeah, we'll take three of them.

Excellent choice.

These babies are limited wildlife edition.

Some of the money is given to help

local beavers build their dams.

Yeah, yeah, just give us the bags.

Congratulations.

You're one of us now. Welcome to the tote life.

- Tote life? - Tote life.

Hey, bears, you forgot your groceries!

Ice cream stop.

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Hey, there. Uh, I'll have the... Chocolate drumstick.

- Coconut pop. - Ice bear would like a surprise.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Thanks. So what do we owe you?

This one's on the house.

Tote life.

- Oh, tote life. - Tote life.

- Tote life! - Ow!

- I'll get some napkins. - Ugh, what's your problem?

Oh, my gosh. I'm so, so sorry.

Oh, hey, we have the same tote, see?

Oh, yeah, we do.

Oh, but I'm still sorry about ...don't worry about it.

Tote life, right.

Tote life?

Yeah.

Bye, cutie.

Tote life.

Just grab a few of these.

Oh, geez, too many.

Get in there! Perfect. Oh, no.

Uh, panpan, do you still need napkins?

I need nothing.

Okay. What am I gonna do with all these?

Uh, maybe there's a trash can.

Uh, I, mean I would never waste all these napkins.

I'm going to save them for later in my tote.

- Yeah, man. Tote life. - Tote life.

Respect. Keep real.

These totes are the best.

Plus, they hold, like, 40 napkins.

I finally feel like I'm a part of something.

Ice bear also feels acceptance.

This was our key to fitting in.

We're living the life... Tote life.

- Tote life. - Tote life.

And here's your small popcorn.

Open your tote.

- It's okay, it's okay. - Look, look, look.

They have totes here. Ah, which one do we get?

- The beige one? - The blue one?

- Cornflower blue. - We'll take all of them.

Yeah!

Oh, nice.

We need more totes. I need more.

Wow, that's a cool one. Need more totes.

- Ice bear wants them all. - Oh, look at that one.

Do you have your reusable bag?

Uh...

Hey, man, good to see you again.

Just the tomato please.

We brought our totes.

Tote life.

Yeah.

Wow, you guys have a lot of totes.

Yeah, we do.

You can never have too many totes.

Okay, do you really need that many?

Well, yeah, I mean, see, this one's for snacks,

this one's for phone chargers, this one's for coffee sleeves.

Oh, and this one is for socks.

And this one is for rare cheeses.

Oh, sorry.

It's okay, the bag of organic wool socks broke my fall.

Hey, watch where you're going, man.

Ice bear apologizes.

Just living the tote life, my friend.

You guys got it all wrong and twisted.

This is not the tote life.

What, no, this is so the tote life.

We have ascended to a higher level

of eco-coolness, okay, pal?

You're the one not living the tote life.

- Tote life. - Tote life.

All right, let's go, bros.

Ooh, are these new?

E.P.A., anybody home?

Hello?

Whoa, wow!

Ah, you scared me.

Hi, I'm from the e.P.A.