The first 200 lines.
Fair eastside
by thy side we'll stand
and always praise thy name
and ever lend our hearts and hands
to help increase thy fame
the honor of old eastside high
brings forth our loyalty
so cheer for dear old eastside high
lead on to victory
man: As the tension mounts throughout the free world,
the ladies have a surprising 15-0 lead over the boys.
Now next question, bonus question for 20 points.
What is the origin of our civil rights?
The magna carta.
No, tom, no.
Ellen, take it.
English common law.
20-point bonus.
Boys lose 10 points for ringing the bell
without knowing the answer. It's a 10-point loss.
The magna carta was a document guaranteeing rights,
but the rights of whom? Uh, stacey.
The aristocracy.
10-point bonus for the girls.
The aristocracy vis-a-vis the king.
The people got their rights from the common well.
The common well. Hence... come on, who knows?
Uh... anthony.
Commonwealth?
10-point bonus for the boys.
Good, but, guys, watch out.
Girls have a 45-0 lead. You're not doing too well.
Next two. Come on. Quickly.
All right. Here we go.
Bonus question for 10 points.
Define the word "imbrue."
Aha. I'll spell it for you.
L-m-b-r-u-e. Imbrue.
Mr. Clark, could your class spare you for a minute?
Surely. Kids, take your seats. Quickly.
Come on. Quickly.
Take out your pencils. Write this down.
Imbrue-to taint, to stain.
The cancer of racism
imbrues our national character.
It stains the spirit,
taints the soul.
It is a blot,
a shameful, greasy spot
on the fabric of our national conscience.
Imbrue-to taint, to stain.
30 words tomorrow. Test.
What's the matter?
They're holding a meeting
of the union executive board.
Without us?
They didn't tell me, either.
I told you we couldn't trust them.
Keep it down.
Those no-good bastards sell us out-
out of a union we started?
Betray us like a bunch of judases?
They won't crucify me.
No, sir. I got the hammer and nails.
I won't be anybody's martyr, frank.
I'm sick and tired of spineless jellyfish.
Save it for the meeting.
Why, man? I got plenty.
I'm the rockefeller of outrage.
What the hell are you people doing?
We're having a meeting.
You're selling us out.
We cannot have an effective voice.
Our curriculum will be impotent
if we sell out every time they threaten us.
You want to talk, about this, call me in
we have to stick together.
What we have to do is pay our bills.
You want to carry picket signs.
We just want to work.
We're tired of the agitation,
the posturing of crazy-
how can you talk about posturing
when you're always bent over
kissing posteriors at the school board?
You want to step outside?
If you had any nerve at all,
you'd be fighting on my side.
Mr. Clark, i'm afraid that's a moot point.
We just found out that the board of education
will grant our salary increments
if we agree to accept their condition
that you be transferred to school 6,
and we agreed.
God bless you, man.
Pay your bills.
Joe.
They can go to hell.
Come on, joe.
This place deserves exactly what it gets.
Welcome to the jungle
we got fun and games
we got everything you want
honey, we know the names
we are the people that can find
whatever you may need
if you've got the money, honey
we got your disease
in the jungle, welcome to the jungle
want to bring you to your n-n-n-n knees, knees
i want to watch you bleed
welcome to the jungle
we take it day by day
and if you want, you're gonna bleed
but this is the price you pay
aah!
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
it's all right.
Shh. It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right.
What are you doing?
Go back to your class.
Leave me alone!
Welcome to the jungle
it gets worse here every day
learn to live like an animal
in the jungle where we play
you got to remember what you see
you'll take it eventually
you can have anything you want
but you better not take it from me
in the jungle
welcome to the jungle
want to bring you to your n-n-n-n-knees, knees
what's up, brian?
I'm gonna watch you bleed
when you're high
you never, ever want to come down
so down, so down
so down
yeah, oh
yo! Where's my money?
I said, where's my money?
Where's my money?
Hey, hey, hey.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
want to bring you to your n-n-n-n-knees, knees
in the jungle
welcome to the jungle
want to bring you to your
it's gonna bring you down
huh
don't make me fight you, man.
Get in the locker.
Come on, man.
You're messing up my books.
I'm gonna-
markus, what are you doing?
Let him out.
He lives in there. He likes it.
Somebody!
Somebody help! Somebody help!
Help somebody, please.
Help! Help me!
Let me out!
Somebody help!
Please, let me out!
Let me out, please! Help!
Somebody let me out!
I can't breathe!
Somebody let me out, please!
Somebody help me, please!
I can't breathe!
Somebody open up the door!
Open the door, please!
Somebody let me out!
I just don't goddamn believe it.
I've got an election coming up,
and you hit me with this now?
The state report came from trenton just now.
And we... well, actually, they ranked the schools.
We were last in the state.
Oh, that's a crock.
They can't just take my schools away.
You're quite right.
That's what i thought.
But, well, no, see, now, actually, they can.
What?
The house passed a bill last week.
75% of high school students
must pass the minimum basic skills test,
or the state takes control by the end of the school year.
Well, how many passed last year?
About 38%.
38%?
What in god's name are they doing
down there at eastside?
They were your appointees, don.
Don't try pinning this on me.
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