The first 200 lines.
Mumbai.
Done!
Lift him up.
Few months back...
Chennai...
- It's getting late. - She is looking good.
Really? Now watch the show.
You look beautiful. I'm afraid.
Come on, boys.
You rascal.
Why are you getting angry now?
I'm your boy friend. Can't you adjust with me?
- Leave my hand... - Come on...
Get lost!
Brother...
Hey, what's this man?
Hey, who are you man?
You've entered without permission.
Not replying me?
Who are you?
Who are you? Leave me.
Brother...
Leave me...
Leave me... Hey leave me...
Daddy
Leave me...
Leave her. Leave my sister...
Hey you rascal! You cry if anyone touches your sister.
But you feel happy when you touch other's sister?
You can only touch.
I can even rape her.
Be careful!
Why are you behaving like a hooligan?
If he misbehaves with your sister,
You could've complained to the Police, right?
Instead, why did you misbehave with his sister?
If we had called the Police,
He would've inquired her...
and it would've been published in newspaper.
It would bring bad name to her.
He should be treated like this only.
He will never misbehave with any girl in future.
You often lose your temper.
What did you do with a professor the other day?
Sir, paper...
Sir, paper...
Sir, paper...
Look there...
Make it fast... somebody may come...
Hey...
I had doubt when you asked for extra sheets.
You ask for extra sheets and hide them.
Later bribing the peon,
you copy answers from text book,
and submit the answer sheet.
Excellent idea to cheat!
Sir, that is...
Because of such students, our College is getting bad name.
I'll debar you.
Let's go to Principal.
Sir, please listen to me...
Continue your studies after 3 years. Come on...
- Sir, please listen to me... - I say come with me...
Oh my God! Hey... stop it man.
Why are you behaving like this?
Why are you hitting my car?
Oh my God! Don't harm me. It was my mistake...
Hey, I've a family.
Don't run. Stop... I won't leave you.
Hey, stop running.
Oh my God!
What?
What are you here for? Useless fellow! You fool!
What have you done to me?
I'll not spare you, man!
Professor complained about you.
I had to hang my head in shame because of you!
Instead of you,
If I had a buffalo, I would've got milk.
You are fit for nothing!
You wished for a a buffalo instead of me, right?
Look after it... you will know!
Too many mosquitoes.
With a buffalo and dung, it'll be mosquitoes not fragrance.
Don't shout.
Your son will be happy, if he hears you.
Burn some mosquito repellents.
Milkman is asking Rs.1000 to milk buffalo.
Is it big deal to milk buffalo?
Can't we do it? You can try.
Oh no! That is...
I've lost my goggles. I've poor sight.
No problem. Are you blind?
Father, go and milk.
Go father...
Go...
Turn left...
Place your hand there and sit down.
Success!
Father, you're holding its tail instead of teats.
It's not milk, it's urine.
Shit!?
Oh my Goddess!
Oh my Goddess!
Your turn now...
I'm fearless.
I can milk tigress too. Give me the jug.
Don't shake...
Oh my dear buffalo...
Oh no! My back's gone!
Oh my God! It has made my life miserable.
Hearing your song, even I felt like kicking you.
Won't buffalo feel so?
You will say like this.
You go and try... you will know.
I can't. I've applied henna on my hand.
I expected this line from you.
Dad, I never saw mother getting kicked.
Ask her to go...
Look, it's your daughter's wish.
- Go and milk the buffalo. - I can't do it.
Wait... where are you running away?
I'm very hungry. Serve fast...
What's this? Look here, what is this?
Dung.
- I'm Manager in Standard Chartered. - Don't I know that?
Grooms' people are coming to see my sister.
Won't they think bad about us?
- I'm sorry sir. Extremely sorry. - What sorry!
Shift the buffalo and clean this place.
Sir, buffalo...
- Sir, I can't shift it. - Then, clear the dung.
I'll ask my servant maid to clean it evening.
I can't wait till then.
Will you clean it now or shall I call Police?
No sir. You want me to clean, right? Sir, I'll do it.
Hubby, what happened?
Nothing.
Hey you stupid Sundaram.
What man?
What's this sir?
You've dirtied my house too.
Sorry sir.
To hell with your sorry! First clear it.
I didn't eat anything from morning.
Are you dropping dung continuously?
You stupid buffalo!
Is it Animals Protection?
Magistrates' Court.
For beating animals cruelly,
Under PCA Act 1960, Sec 11-1,
the accused is fined to a penalty of Rs.2000,
and sentence him to jail for a day till this court ends.
Unable to bear your torture, a buffalo has sent you to jail.
Did I ever do that?
Now do you realise? I was better than buffalo. Bye...
Enjoy youthful age. Enjoy 'A'jokes.
Enjoy dating and bliss of youth.
This is a colourful world. Enjoy.
This city is full of beauties. Enjoy.
This is an indulgent life.
Let's drench in the friendship of honey.
Let's read adults only stories.
Enjoy youthful age. Enjoy 'A' jokes.
Enjoy dating and bliss of youth.
This is a colourful world. Enjoy.
This city is full of beauties. Enjoy.
This is an indulgent life.
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If a modern & outgoing girl expresses her love to you,
Enjoy.
Even in no smoking zone, enjoy smoking with friends.
We can't arrest air. Do what ever you feel like.
Enjoy watching masala movies on Sundays.
If there was no one at home,
have a party with your friends.
If you're sleepless at nights,
enjoy watching adult content filled sites on Internet.
Enjoy youthful age. Enjoy 'A' jokes.
Enjoy dating and bliss of youth.
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Enjoy watching college going girls in churidhars.
Enjoy, if you get hold of your dad's ATM card.
Enjoy, if a beautiful girl is next to your upper birth.
If good looking girls ask lift, enjoy.
If you're poor at studies...
Enjoy it.
If you don't get a job... enjoy.
Enjoy youthful age. Enjoy 'A' jokes.
Enjoy dating and bliss of youth.
This is a colourful world.
This city is full of beauties.
This is an indulgent life.
Let's drench in the friendship of honey.
Let's read adults only stories.
Enjoy youthful age. Enjoy 'A' jokes.
Enjoy dating and bliss of youth.
Hey Sai, you know the matter?
This case is going to end now.
Within 6 months, they will complete the building.
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