Toilet - Ek Prem Katha (टॉयलेट: एक प्रेम कथा)

The Father of our Nation, Mahatma Gandhi wasn't just the first 'Satyagrahi'...

...but, also the first 'cleanliness activist' too.

Even though it's been 100 years since Chaparan Satyagraha...

...we still couldn't get rid of the filth in our country.

But now, under the leadership of Prime Minister Narendra Modi...

...Gandhiji's dream of clean India will become a reality...

...on his 150 birth anniversary, that is 2nd October, 2019.

This is our small contribution to his campaign.

Our heartfelt homage to Gandhiji.

Once she starts insisting, there's no way to turn her down.

You just can't say no to her.

So why don't you go for a third one?

I am not Farah Khan.

She's already had triplets.

But here, keep continue...

And if you're so fascinated by the idea then why don't you try for another one?

Forget it...

I've my hands full with one 'Ninja Hattori'.

By the way, Chulni, how is your mother-in-law's knee?

It's as good as new.

No wonder she's been racking her brains a lot recently.

My mother-in-law has lost her marbles.

She makes me slog over the sewing machine all day.

I see...

Well, speaking of machines, I've heard Neelam goes on and on like a machine.

What have you been feeding your husband these days?

Tell us too.

She can't stop smiling.

- Tell us too. - Spill it out.

Our husbands fall flat on the bed...

...as if they were moving mountains all day.

Tell us...

Where did you find this magical herb?

Tell us.

Tell us.

Oh, my... where did you get that done?

Well, last month he took me to Delhi... for sight-seeing.

We must get one soon too.

Normally, men get us pregnant and then forget all about us.

Listen to my mother-in-law? But why?

She just needs a reason...

You'll get a stomach-ache...

Who is he?

Oh, my...

That rascal intentionally flashed his light on us.

- You are right. - Rascal.

No, you go, I can't come?

Sonu has made a mess at home.

Hey madam, won't you let me pass?

If I flash my dipper now, you'll get furious.

Keep flashing your dipper now. Rascal.

- Jaya... - You taught him a good lesson.

- Bye. - Bye.

"There are many beautiful girls.."

"But all eyes staring at you.."

Oh my, God! Oh my, God!

"But what do I say about me.. Even the moon praises me.."

Is someone going to lower the volume of the television?

It's pointless...

"Oh my baby doll of gold.." "Oh my baby doll of gold.."

"Oh my baby doll of gold.." "Oh my baby doll of gold.."

Kakka... you won't see more that way.

Actually, son, I can see more.

My number has increased.

- What are you saying? - Yes.

- Kakka, let me take a look. - No.

- Just once... only once... - I said...

I hope you can see all big and clear.

Vidya, you just broke our concentration.

Scenes like these... makes it a 'good morning'.

Jagdish, my son... why did you change the channel?

- Why did you change the channel? - Yes, why did you?

If he can watch it in front of his daughter-in-law...

..then you can also watch it in front of your young daughter.

She watches it on her mobile, he on the computer.

And 1 watch it on the TV...

...Instead we should all watch it together.

Why not? Let's forget all shame.

- Listen Sunny... - Huh?

- I mean... what's her name? - Vidya?

Listen Vidya, I may have a dirty mind.

But I have a clean heart.

And... one of the most religious..

..and cultured country in the world has one of the largest population.

Kakka i had.. no contribution in it.

I only have one daughter.

And for a fact, she's so pampered...

...that she's still studying when she should've settled down.

Haven't you seen kakka's Japanese degrees?

Yeah.

It's only natural for some of his talents to rub off on his granddaughter.

I wonder what good are these Japanese degrees in agriculture.

No one even knows what's written on them.

- And you know. - You're spoiling our daughter.

- Me? - Stop all this right now!

Don't you have any shame?

"Fair boys... fair boys..."

Sunny. again?

Not you..

"I sway my hips and dance. I wear my earrings and dance."

Is it her birthday today?

You're going to look stunning in your wedding dress.

Even you'll look quite appealing in your suit.

Keshav, why do you keep playing with my thumb all the time?

Can't help it, baby. That's as far as I am destined to get.

Never imagined we'll be getting married on the same day...

...but to different people.

Naru's calling. Here.

- Yeah, go on. - Radhe-Radhe, brother.

Only five more minutes before the Auspicious time to start.

Are you planning on starting a war?

The bride's family is waiting.

Be quiet... you make it sound like I am marrying Mallika Sherawat.

Doesn't matter... at least she has the same name.

You see... the wedding cards have been distributed...

...guests have arrived and the procession is ready to leave.

So... where are you?

- Naru. - Yes.

Is that Keshav?

Tell him, if we miss this auspicious day...

...the next auspicious date comes only after 36 years.

Tell him.

I'm sure you heard everything.

Tell him... I'm going through a break-up.

This will take time.

So... what are your plans for your wedding night?

What about you?

Don't forget to take the glass of milk on time.

Forget it...

Your beloved wife will bring an entire milk dairy with her.

Well, then I'll send you all the cottage-cheese you want.

My God, cottage cheese makes you blush.

I wonder what you'll do if I say cream?

Well, that's the end of this love-story.

Now go marry your groom.

I wish you had mustered some courage to talk to your father...

...then you would be getting married to me.

And not with that Mallika.

Doesn't matter... we both had our share of fun.

We had some really good time together, right.

Listen... we'll keep meeting even after the wedding, won't we?

After the wedding... never!

I have a strict policy...

Never fiddle around with someone's television or wife...

You'll get the shock of your life.

Oh my boy of principles.

Are you going to post your wedding photos on Facebook?

I will, sis...

Get lost. Go marry that milk-maid.

Radhe-Radhe, brother. Brother, father is very furious.

Then ask father to sit at the dais in my place.

Guess you're in a bad mood today.

But this is amazing...

You give those girls driving lessons, but...

...they switch partners when they need a permanent driver.

You know what, the day I find my kind of girl...

...I swear I will rattle Panditji's world.

You can say anything you like out here.

Because you can't say a word in front of father.

Come, brother. Time to suit up.

Sister-in-law Mallika beckons you.

"Mallika is all grown up..."

"...like a dairy of milk."

Come, Sister-in-law.

He's Manglik.

Plus, the planets and stars in his birth-chart are unfavorable.

Only this Buffalo can save his life now.

Congratulations.

Finally, there's some hope for Keshav to get married.

Only when we find someone with two thumbs on her left hand...

...can he get married?

- I see? - Yes...

Bless you. Bless you two.

Great...

That's called moving up in life.

From Mallika the Buffalo to Mallika the sister-in-law.

Congratulations, brother Keshav.

Naru!

- Naru. - Yes.

- Where are you, you numbskull? - Coming, father.

Have you got ants in your pant...

...that you're running around like this. Huh!

The shipment hasn't arrived yet.

Well, father, we've already placed an order for cycle chains.

Brother and I will catch a train and go buy those tubes for the cycles.

The accounts are in a mess.

It's hard to believe there's a discrepancy...

...on brother Keshav's watch, father.

Really? Where is your brother?

Enjoying his honeymoon?

- Tell him. - Yes, father.

This week I will sit in the shop...

...Chandu will take an off, and you two will do the cooking.

Okay father...

But father...

- Radhe-Radhe, brother. - Rad he-Rad he.

Cooking bread, are you?

You know what, I can't see you in this predicament.

Should I call sister-in-law instead?

She will cook bread for you.