Chatur Singh Two Star

Hello.

Chatur Singh Two Star residence.

I am calling from A1 refrigerator.

Did you book a fridge?

Yes. I had booked it.

Please deliver it quickly.

We are fed up of drinking warm water.

Give me your address.

Address?

32 24.

Okay. - Police colony.

Okay. - Dadar (West).

Thank you, sir.

Boss. This is Yadav's number.

Last time too when we had booked a mixer..

..you gave Yadav's address.

You paid the EMI.

And Yadav enjoyed the mixer.

What are you doing?

Pappu.

You forgot.

Colonel Shaki always used to say.

A great detective should never reveal his name and address.

The first rule of spying.

The 'Samosa' (Snack) that you are holding in your right hand..

..shouldn't know the amount of sugar in the tea..

..that you are holding in your left hand.

Boss, forget all this.

What are you making me do?

Attacking you repeatedly.

I don't like this.

Pappu.

A famous detective should be alert..

..all the time.

I will just come, boss. - Where are you going?

Boss, to open the door. It must be the milkman.

Without protection?

Who are you?

What's your name?

Where is your house?

What's your address?

What's your phone number? - Control. Control. Control, boss.

Sorry. Sorry. - Okay.

Who are you?

My name is Dilip Kumar.

Yadav.

Tell me. Why did you come here, Babban?

Not Babban, sir. Dilip Kumar.

Yadav.

Who is Babban, boss?

For me every criminal is Babban.

What have you brought in this, Babban?

Milk, sir. Milk.

Milk?

What have you mixed in the milk?

Nothing, sir.

What have you mixed?

Water. Water.

Not water but poison has been mixed in the milk.

Poison?

Drink it. - Drink it.

Drink it. - Drink it.

I will drink it.

The hunter was hunted.

The poison is slowly showing its effect.

Pappu ask him.

How do you feel, Babban?

Great, sir.

If I had a few slices of bread, my breakfast would have been complete.

Boss, he is enjoying.

Get out.

Mr. Chatur.

Tomorrow should I bring milk here?

Or drink it at home?

How do you know I am Chatur?

Munwa told me.

Mr. Chatur is very clever.

Like a kid.

Will you leave? Or should I shoot you?

"Chatur Singh."

"Singh. Singh. Singh."

Who are you?

How did you come here? Leave. Get out.

I am a genius.

Pappu.

You even know my name.

Boss, it's you.

I couldn't recognize you, boss. Wow!

Pappu, tell me.

How do I look?

You won't beat me if I tell you, will you?

You fool.

Tell me. How do I look? Tell me.

You look like a pimp.

What?

Yes, boss.

You look like a pimp.

Idiot.

I am a pickpocket.

A pickpocket.

Thieves, thugs, criminals hesitate to commit crime..

..when they see a policeman.

That's why I don different disguises and venture out.

So that they commit crime.

And I catch them red-handed.

Boss, I am blessed to serve you.

Why are you touching my feet, Pappu?

Please.

Boss, your bag.

Your uniform and ID are inside.

This object could be an explosive.

It means, any unidentified object could be a bomb.

Wow!

I think God heard my prayer today.

Your attention please, platform number five..

..will depart on 11:40.

Will depart from platform number one.

Hey, wrestler. Will I get the goods?

I am telling you for the last time.

I am not a pimp.

I am a pickpocket. A pickpocket.

Listen. I am a pickpocket.

I am a pickpocket. Okay?

Take care of your purse.

Keep it inside.

Okay.

An unidentified bag.

It must be a bomb.

Hold my bag.

There is a bomb inside.

Hello.

I am leaving.

It's flour.

It's flour. - It's flour.

It's flour.

It's flour. - It's flour.

Yes. It's flour.

Leave. Move.

No need to worry.

This area is safe.

Move. Move.

What safe?

You dropped all the flour.

I got it ground from Goregaon.

My traveling expense.

Cost of wheat and flour.

Give me Rs.500.

Give me Rs.500. - Give him his money. Come on. Quick.

My bag.

Mister. - What?

That pickpocket ran away with it. Catch him.

What were you saying?

You were screaming since a long time.

"I am a pickpocket. I am a pickpocket."

Now, you are blaming somebody else. Tell me.

Mister, I am not a pickpocket. I am a policeman.

Policeman? He is fooling us.

Beat him.

Beat him.

"Chatur Singh."

"Chatur Singh."

"Chatur Singh."

"Singh. Singh. Singh."

Everybody bend down properly.

Properly. Bend.

Sir.

I have got hold of a new thug.

Tell him also to bend down.

Why?

It's sir's new style.

Come on. Come on. Quickly..

Oh, my.

Who are you?

I know you. Who are you?

Tell me. Tell me. Who are you?

Who am I?

I won't tell you.

Oh, my.

Your voice also sounds familiar.

Look. Tell me.

Tell me quickly. Who are you? Otherwise I will shoot you.

Tell me. Who are you?

Whether you shoot me or kill me.

I won't tell you.

Look. Look, I know you. Tell me. Who are you?

You know me.

I know you.

You are Dagru from Dagru shanty, aren't you?

Your wife calls you by this name.

Oh, my.

He even knows the private name of my private life.

Forget this.

15 years ago you had got a red sweater in dowry.

You wear it during summer like Dev Anand.

Oh, my. Oh, my. He even knows about the sweater.

Forget the sweater.

I even know about the nylon underwear..

..that you have worn under your pants.

Underwear.

How do you know everything about me?