Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela (गोलियों की रासलीला रामलीला)

This place is unbelievable Bhaveshbhai,

you won't see such a place anywhere in lndia.

The shops are openly selling weapons.

As a matter of fact women and children are also carrying guns.

You would've been shocked to see this sight.

l am seeing a market full of weapons for the first time.

Oh Bapu, welcome...welcome. Please come to my shop!

l assure you, you will not find this quality of guns anywhere in lndia.

l will call you later.

Don't worry about the price just come, come...come Bapu.

Look at this one Bapu, all these guns have been made here itself.

...hand-made...world famous in the whole of Ranjaar.

This is a Russian Kalashnikov right?

This is a Rajanikov Bapu, not a Kalashnikov.

lt's not a gun if it is not made by a Rajadi.

You sell these guns openly...

...aren't you worried the Police might catch you?

Who cares about the Police...

Bapu the fact is, guns rule this land. What choice do we have?

There are enemies across the border and enemies across the street as well.

There are enemies over there as well?

Yes those bloody Saneras...

Forget about them Bapu, try the range of this gun.

This one goes straight for the enemy.

These bloody Rajadis, they are acting way too smart today...

Hey everybody, listen up...

These Rajadis are bloody useless...

...they should remove their beards and wear a dress...

Did you see Bapu, anything we do, they retaliate.

Looks like an old grudge.

There are only three cuss words...

...which we Rajadis know, Sanera...Sanera...and Sanera...

Son of a gun!

These Rajadis are way out of line today.

Looks like they have forgotten our last brawl.

These beggars need another dose of imported bullets.

Hey...hey...how dare you take a piss here you idiot.

You better get out of here or I will break your head you rascal.

lt's my terrace l am pissing from,

l can't help where it falls what's your problem you bloody Sanera!

You piece of filth...bloody Rajadi!

Bapu!

Wait you mongrel! Rajadi!

l will wipeout the entire Rajadi clan today.

Hey!

Hey you...bloody rat!

Bapu!!

Brother don't stress.

This is an everyday affair in our neighborhood.

What are you talking about...

...he just shot at a kid!?

That kid is our clan leader's grandson.

Today the bullets were rained on Goli(Bullet) as well.

You are fortunate as there will be a huge brawl...

...between the Rajadis and Saneras.

So which one do you want? - Bloody hell...

You hit a customer!

Bloody, slimy Sanera!

lt's a brawl!

Bloody Saneras!!

Meghjibhai...

Meghjibhai,

Those bloody dogs fired at Goli. The situation is getting out of control!

Bapu...he shot at me...that too 4 times.

Who?

Bhavani!

Come on!

Let's fix them!

People are just randomly firing at each other,

this is absolutely shocking...

Bhavesh bhai!

Move! Move!

Ram!

Why will Ram be at home at this hour?

Kesar Bhabhi, all hell has broken loose...

...Meghjibhai has gone alone to fight the enemy.

Maa, Uncle Ram should also be with father!

Ram is the only one who believes in peace and love.

But these people won't even spare him.

You can find Ram at his usual hangout, Hanuman Lane...

"A swing in his walk."

"The twinkle in his eyes."

"And his usual mischief."

"Watch him win hearts."

"A swing in his walk."

"The twinkle in his eyes."

"And his usual mischief."

"Watch him win hearts."

"Watch him walk and protect, watch his bravery."

"Watch it...watch it..."

"He has a brave and lovely heart."

"And a sharp tongue. Watch him throwing tantrums."

"Look at everything in depth, the hearts are united."

"He invites enmity with enemy, but love always flows in his heart."

"Watch it...watch it..."

"The sparkle in his soul. Eyes like darts."

"Watch him make move, he'd heal any wound."

"Look at his expressions. Watch him providing shelter."

"Anyone listening to him will spread sweet notes."

"Watch it...watch it..."

Don't spare. C'mon.

Out of my way...

Out...!

Your nephew, your own blood, has been shot at.

While we were fighting for our dignity there...

...this guy was singing and dancing away to glory...

...and this time he has created a whole new record Baapji,

he let that horrid man Bhavani escape from right under my nose!

He saved the enemy's life.

- Poppat, go open the window. - Yes sir.

Look at it this way, Baapji...

l saved Meghjibhai...from committing a murder.

We have been so obsessed with killing...

...that we have forgotten the value of life.

And why is everyone blaming me?

Why don't you all tell Goli where to aim his piss.

Smart Boy.

You forget when you were his age you killed one of their men?

lt was an accident... and l paid for it as well...

...you exiled me to Ahmedabad for 12 years to live with Bakula Aunt,

that crazy, old hag.

Bloody hell, it's sheer stupidity...

...to try and save someone's life in Ranjaar...

Send me back if you wish...

Receive your call. It's ringing.

Bijal Baby, l am coming...l am coming...

...right now a little tension, later l will give you full attention.

See Baapji, look at this boy he runs a video store of porn films,

deals in stolen cars...

Only girls on his mind... mornings it's Bijal...

...afternoons for Sejal... and for the night it's Kinjal.

With him around who needs an enemy? The show off carries an empty gun!

All you need is guts to be a hero Meghjibhai,

so what is the point of a loaded gun when l have guts?

Then what is the point of having you around?

This place is only for men.

Hey! You can ask any girl in the entire village about my man-hood.

You will get an awesome report, Meghjibhai.

bhai...bhai...bhai...bhai...

And before I leave let me say this...

...we have used words, we have used bullets...

...now is the time to use our brains...

...let's join hands with the enemy.

Today these guns have been raised at you,

next time you say this, they will fire.

We might not have Dhankor's wealth or power.

But we have the courage to destroy her.

We take great pride in our clan and our pride means everything to us.

Even an ocean which was immersed in pride did not know...

...that one day it will become a barren desert,

if that ocean could not sustain its pride...

...then what are we compared to it, Baapji.

Hey Poppat, open the window...

Ram has just returned and is already having differences with his father.

l'm glad he is back otherwise who would have saved him.

Mura, the bone is hurting...

Buahujoor, the gun slipped out of my hand...

...otherwise I would've easily killed 4 or 5 Rajadis.

There was a cloudburst in Uttarakhand...

well...well...sad...very sad...

My brother took a bullet in his chest...

...are you sure the same blood runs through your veins?

You know my blood is more volatile than my father's...

l swear on you, l swear on Goddess Ambe,

l will kill each and every Rajadi.

Brain and brawn should be used at the right time.

What do you think, Vanka?

Yes...yes!

What are you sitting here and nodding your head for?

Spit it out, bhai!

Yes Hujoor, the court has issued a notice in your name.

lt is an enquiry regarding the 4 murders last month.

Oh! Regarding the 4 murders last month,

what about the 6 which will happen next month?

Forget about the past.

l told you, don't press the bone...

Vanka, bring your court here...

Dhankor will go nowhere.

Yes...of course Hujoor.

Ujjwal, where is Kanji?

Hujoor, l will call him right away...

You have come home after 10 long days, l am not sparing you tonight.

Really?

Kanji bhai! Baa is calling you!

l need to go meet Baa, I haven't met her since l've returned.

A lovely proposal has come for Leela,

l need to show the boy's picture to Baa.

Show it to her later, you have another priority right now...

Oh come on, you will ruin all the photos.

Give me just one peek!

He must be from Ahmedabad!

He is an NRI...

You mean, Leela who is like a red chilli will get...

...a groom who's like a chocolate cake?

He will move in with us post the wedding...

...we won't let him take Leela away.

You mean Leela won't stay with her in-laws?

Let me tell you,

this kind of possessiveness for your sister is ridiculous.

l also left my maternal home post marriage.